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**Obibun** · **141** - 03-31-2011, 17:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flunky

uh none of those beers look the least bit cold

nice try, AMERIFAIL

now imagine that, times ten, ALL COLD, and you're buying beer in Canada

**Obibun** · **142** - 03-31-2011, 17:48

although I should admit, when I was boning that girl in Ann Arbor, we went to a pizza place and you could buy beer and wine there

that was pretty boss

they said it would be 20 minutes so we bought a bottle of wine and drank it on the street outside like hobos while waiting

sexy sexy hobos

**Togowack** · **143** - 03-31-2011, 18:15

excellent thread

**cyclozine** · **144** - 03-31-2011, 18:49

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Originally Posted by Obibun

many people have pointed out that LCBOs and Beer Stores are just as, if not more convenient than convenience stores. Especially if you're looking for ice cold beverages that you don't have to refrigerate first.

not to mention the selection is 10x better

the lcbo closes 10pm at the latest, 5pm on sunday

so basically you cannot buy alcohol after 10pm without having to drink it at a bar, and the government controls which 200 out of the world's thousands of brands of liquor we can enjoy

i mean, i understand that this is a thread for impotent canadians to finally tackle their lifelong inferiority complex through the currently strong loonie but you have to admit that the lcbo ****ing sucks

**Togowack** · **145** - 03-31-2011, 18:51

you pay good money for good beer

**Obibun** · **146** - 03-31-2011, 18:51

yeah it has closing hours, imagine that

canadians, you see, are actually smart enough (unlike retard americans) to live their lives several days in advance

woaagawahoahawhhhowaahhhh I just blew your mind

need alcohol on saturday night? BUY IT SATURDAY DURING THE DAY

whowaoaaowwwaaaowowowoooa oaahhhh

**cyclozine** · **147** - 03-31-2011, 18:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Togowack

you pay good money for good beer

yeah dude pass me some coors light and labatt blue

thank god for the government-run beer store, they carry the best brands in the world

**cyclozine** · **148** - 03-31-2011, 18:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obibun

yeah it has closing hours, imagine that

canadians, you see, are actually smart enough (unlike retard americans) to live their lives several days in advance

woaagawahoahawhhhowaahhhh I just blew your mind

need alcohol on saturday night? BUY IT SATURDAY DURING THE DAY

whowaoaaowwwaaaowowowoooa oaahhhh

so basically every drink has to be planned days in advance

yeah this is an awesome system

**Togowack** · **149** - 03-31-2011, 18:58

I drink labatt blue because it reminds me of the things that made me what I am... a taste I acquired during the hardest times of my life and it makes me proud to drink it

preservatives and all.

**Obibun** · **150** - 03-31-2011, 18:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyclozine

so basically every drink has to be planned days in advance

yeah this is an awesome system

planning ahead is not a strength most americans have, I am aware

it probably has to do with the laughable failings of their education system in general and a society based around fast-food and convenience stores.

**Dweasel** · **151** - 03-31-2011, 19:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obibun

how does it feel to know that the once feeble CANADIAN DOLLAR has once again outstripped your ****back currency?

now when people on forums talk about US dollars everyone else goes

"lol US dollars? what's that like ten cents canadian?"

this message brought to you by internet paid for in real money, also known as canadian dollars

K

Imma happy for you!

**Dweasel** · **152** - 03-31-2011, 19:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyclozine

the lcbo closes 10pm at the latest, 5pm on sunday

so basically you cannot buy alcohol after 10pm without having to drink it at a bar, and the government controls which 200 out of the world's thousands of brands of liquor we can enjoy

i mean, i understand that this is a thread for impotent canadians to finally tackle their lifelong inferiority complex through the currently strong loonie but you have to admit that the lcbo ****ing sucks

Duh....

Well. Inna "Merica" use kin bye ANYTHING
ooze want at ANY time!

... Ya might have tah pey a premium
butter youse ken gitz et!

**jonb** · **153** - 03-31-2011, 19:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyclozine

the lcbo closes 10pm at the latest, 5pm on sunday

so basically you cannot buy alcohol after 10pm without having to drink it at a bar, and the government controls which 200 out of the world's thousands of brands of liquor we can enjoy

i mean, i understand that this is a thread for impotent canadians to finally tackle their lifelong inferiority complex through the currently strong loonie but you have to admit that the lcbo ****ing sucks

There are specialty stores, at least in Vancouver, where you can buy brands not normally available at other liquor store outlets. Plus, our independent beer & wine stores have opened up their selection to include more microbrews and hard alcohol. The hours still do suck though as you have to plan ahead, and the LCBO eats dick.

**ScottTheWise13** · **154** - 03-31-2011, 19:30

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Originally Posted by Obibun

although I should admit, when I was boning that girl in Ann Arbor, we went to a pizza place and you could buy beer and wine there

Most restaurants can't serve beer in Canada?

**Obibun** · **155** - 03-31-2011, 19:31

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Originally Posted by ScottTheWise13

Most restaurants can't serve beer in Canada?

well no it was like a takeout pizza place, with several large refrigerators of take-away beer/spirits

you can't buy liquor to take away in Canada, any alcohol sold has to be kept on premises

**ScottTheWise13** · **156** - 03-31-2011, 19:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obibun

well no it was like a takeout pizza place, with several large refrigerators of take-away beer/spirits

you can't buy liquor to take away in Canada, any alcohol sold has to be kept on premises

that sucks

**jonb** · **157** - 03-31-2011, 19:40

Most restaurants in Canada serve alcohol, but you have to drink it on the premises.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obibun

well no it was like a takeout pizza place, with several large refrigerators of take-away beer/spirits

you can't buy liquor to take away in Canada, any alcohol sold has to be kept on premises

Bull****, you can buy offsales from bars.

**Togowack** · **158** - 03-31-2011, 19:50

why do you guys care about the law or all the regulations they heap on us

make friends with the cops, did you know back in the day they would drive people home if they pulled them over drunk?

**cyclozine** · **159** - 03-31-2011, 19:53

why would anyone want to drive drunk?

**Obibun** · **160** - 03-31-2011, 19:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonb

Most restaurants in Canada serve alcohol, but you have to drink it on the premises.

Bull****, you can buy offsales from bars.

yes to the first and uh no for the second

no bar or restaurant I've ever been to would let you take liquor home with you. Maybe it's an Ontario thing or a bylaw in the cities I've been to, but all beers are opened before being given to you (and you can't request to keep them closed) and as soon as it's opened on the premises, it has to stay on the premises.

Anyway I'm off to see Battle: LA.. peace