Android, I swear I only see you make posts in NHL threads...I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you only mention the penguins once in every three posts (regardless of topic, it could be a Bush vs. Herbert Hoover thread)...
edit:
EAST:
(1) Boston vs (8) Montreal -- boston
(2) Washington vs (7) NY Rangers -- washington
(3) New Jersey vs (6) Carolina -- jersey
(4) Pittsburgh vs (5) Philadelphia --pens
WEST:
(1) San Jose vs (8) Anaheim --san jose
(2) Detroit vs (7) Columbus -- detroit
(3) Vancouver vs (6) St. Louis --vancouver
(4) Chicago vs (5) Calgary --chicago
Closest series is going to be CHI vs CALG.
No surprises here.