Do you prefer Sneezing or Farting?

Which do you prefer?

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I want my sneezes to be as loud and violent as I can possibly make them.Coughing is king of gross<--- opinion
 
Big sneezes aren't as great as they might sound. There was a point where every sneeze would send a wave of pain through my arms and torso, almost like a momentary spike in blood pressure. Not fun.
 
shit, I had that once. I was like knitting needles being run through my arms and chest.

Never figured out what caused it


I'm a loud sneezer, it scares the crap out of people. I even often follow through with a CHOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH at the end to finish it off.
 
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