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what the ****
i have never seen this phenominon before until now, here at work
someone is a perpetual seat defiler
wipe that **** off you nasty ****
why does someone sit so far back on the toilet they poop on it? is their ******* located on their back? what the ****
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VeteranXX
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Thats pretty ****ed up. I know a family of people that literally use 3/4 rolls of TP and clog any toilet they **** on.
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VeteranXV
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I have made this mistake a time or two.. But I always wiped up my ****, and learned to re-position my butthole to not poop on the seat. I think my butthole may be angled out of me different than most people.
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Originally Posted by Noshbomb
I have made this mistake a time or two.. But I always wiped up my ****, and learned to re-position my butthole to not poop on the seat. I think my butthole may be angled out of me different than most people.
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are you a 500lb morbidly obese man or what? How the hell do u sit with your ******* on the back of the seat?
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VeteranXV
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Originally Posted by link_
are you a 500lb morbidly obese man or what? How the hell do u sit with your ******* on the back of the seat?
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My penis hits the front of the toilet, and makes me scoot back.
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Veteran++
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yeah the toilet hole is quite large, its not hard to miss
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he with no title++
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Noshbomb
My penis hits the front of the toilet, and makes me scoot back.
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This. I scoot back up enough to miss the seat, though.
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Last edited by blackie420rx; 12-08-2009 at 04:27..
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VeteranXX
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i dont know about you guys but the distance from my penis to ******* is not bigger than the toilet seat
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VeteranXV
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Quote:
Originally Posted by opsayo
i dont know about you guys but the distance from my penis to ******* is not bigger than the toilet seat
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:*( sorry.
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VeteranXX
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i wish i had a 2 foot gooch :[
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VeteranXX
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italians do, i guess
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by opsayo
i wish i had a 2 foot gooch :[
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lmao
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VeteranXX
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Some people lean forward and the angle makes 'em **** on the seat, they're not sitting with their anus directly above it. I've seen this happen to a drunk, it's revolting
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VeteranXX
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could be an asian squatting on it not sitting, they often misfire
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VeteranXX
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squatting > sitting
its good for the dexterity too
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VeteranX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Noshbomb
My penis hits the front of the toilet, and makes me scoot back.
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This. Big cocks need room to hang loose.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amazon Jim
This. Big cocks need room to hang loose.
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I hold my dick down with my right hand to avoid it. I've been doing it since I was a kid b/c I've always had a big dick.
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VeteranXV
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DiLLuSioN
Some people lean forward and the angle makes 'em **** on the seat, they're not sitting with their anus directly above it. I've seen this happen to a drunk, it's revolting
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this is usually the case
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