true but you have no idea what the inside looks like quite tricky in here can get lost very easy the floors change once inside..

Originally Posted by SimoHayha

Sigh, is it fun being a walking TW cliche? ******

Is it fun being a meth addict with an unemployed girlfriend that is likely to cheat on you when you're working?

i think if my wife wanted to stay home and not work she would have to start taking it in the ass and put out more then once every few months and maybe put her mouth on my cock more then once every two years

Originally Posted by Zlex

Is this thread worth reading?

Sure. It's got some twists. It's far more entertaining than I thought it would be.

I want to pretend I care. I really really do.

EDIT: I do care about Kelven's comment however. Give me that *****es phone number so I can set her straight. By the time I am done with her she will be blowing you daily.

Originally Posted by babygirl1

true but you have no idea what the inside looks like quite tricky in here can get lost very easy the floors change once inside..

I somehow doubt anyone will Goatse-gram you (ask Simo if you don't get it), so I wouldn't worry about some creepy stalker showing up to visit.

Although NoFix lives relatively close.

Originally Posted by veorx

babygirl1, i have some thoughts i feel i might offer

first, do you bleach your *******? no

secondly, when you have anal sex do you clean your ******* before hand or after? im pretty sure ive got the cleanest ass to **** out there.. never had a problem and never anything to clean up.

third topic, yeast infections. frequent? preferred? honeslty never had one. drink lots of cranberry juice

four: black dudes? deep throating? **** fantasys? no blacks, i love deep throating, and **** fantasy's no need i'm a pretty freaky girl with the choking and hitting.. that does it for me.

five: the pics you posted don't make sense logically. why would you black out your face in one set of pics, but not another. i know you have the originals of both, just post those. otherwise, those pics could be some random slut you photoshopped with blonde hair. yes i have originals and the tit one is half cut out anyways not cute im looking at my **** just not an ok pic. you'll see more tonight lay off for a bit. if a girl doesnt want her face and nude body posted together than let that be.. but i understand why you would assume.. but really how many people do you run into that go through that work to make nothing from it.

six: drug use? frequent? preferred? have you banged dope or girl? ok i just started smoking weed 7 months ago and besides that just drinking never touched or tried anything else.

seven: how would you describe the relationship with your father

well actually it wasn't my father, sorry if that may have immediately reminded you of a past with your father when you lost yours.. but i was actually just really young like 13. not the proudest of it but if you got to get your freak on then its to be..

Originally Posted by Xcursion

Is it fun being a meth addict with an unemployed girlfriend that is likely to cheat on you when you're working?

The jealousy is just oozing. What, you cant take care of a woman?

Christ, if you think having a great job, having a ****ing amazing gf who likes it in the ass, who is waiting for you in lingerie when you get home, living on the top floor of a sick aparentment is something i shouldn't be proud of, then show me your life. You ****in 10000 models in a penthouse? Wtf?

You are desperate my man

Originally Posted by Flunky

that does seem like a less innocuous question than the description of her pubes. although, it sounds like we may be seeing for ourselves soon enough...

a few more for her:

- have you ever accepted money for sex or a sexual act? have you ever worked as a stripper? yes i have done pictures
- do you own any sex toys? yes love them
- would you say your orgasm is better when participating in anal sex or vaginal sex?
- do you allow him to bust inside? he busts wherever he wants.. mouth,ass, *****,face,****.. wherever..
- has he or anyone else ever jizzed on your face?
- spit or swallow? both
- would you consider yourself "multi-orgasmic"?

no

did i miss something? question seven i dont understand your answer

Originally Posted by SimoHayha

The jealousy is just oozing. What, you cant take care of a woman?

Christ, if you think having a great job, having a ****ing amazing gf who likes it in the ass, who is waiting for you in lingerie when you get home, living on the top floor of a sick aparentment is something i shouldn't be proud of, then show me your life. You ****in 10000 models in a penthouse? Wtf?

You are desperate my man

Don't get too worked up. Your angst is showing.

Originally Posted by babygirl1

well actually it wasn't my father, sorry if that may have immediately reminded you of a past with your father when you lost yours.. but i was actually just really young like 13. not the proudest of it but if you got to get your freak on then its to be..

Aw shucks, the attention whore is trying to be witty. If it wasn't your father, who was it? An uncle? Brother? Some guy in a white van? Did you at least get some candy out of it?

Originally Posted by SimoHayha

Christ, should I have to worry about harrassment? Wtf, can we just ****ing have a thread like this without someone being weird? I dont want to have the thread removed, I think you guys are getting a kick out of it, so just concentrate on why you are all in this thread, for **** and ass. My girlfriend ****ing rocks.

Hey, if people don't act creepy it's cool man, no worries. I was just watching out for you man...

Originally Posted by veorx

did i miss something? question seven i dont understand your answer

I guess when you asked what her relationship with her father is like she thought you meant sexual relationship. Obviously the whore only has a one track mind. I hope she's the next Katie.

Originally Posted by Xcursion

Don't get too worked up. Your angst is showing.



Aw shucks, the attention whore is trying to be witty. If it wasn't your father, who was it? An uncle? Brother? Some guy in a white van? Did you at least get some candy out of it?

I love how without fail, when a girl shows up on tw, you guys just immediately go into if she was raped? Man, I have a feeling you NEVER get laid xcursion. Show us some pics of you getting some. Cmon.


Shes not trying to be witty, but when you acuse a girl of being raped by her father, you might get a reaction. Dumb ****

Originally Posted by Morganstern

Hey, if people don't act creepy it's cool man, no worries. I was just watching out for you man...

Thanks

Originally Posted by old_skul

Sure. It's got some twists. It's far more entertaining than I thought it would be.

Thanks. Good read.

Also, why isn't naptown rebanned.

i was raped by my father

Aw shucks, the attention whore is trying to be witty. If it wasn't your father, who was it? An uncle? Brother? Some guy in a white van? Did you at least get some candy out of it?[/QUOTE]

ya i got lots of candy..blow pops..bit-o-honey....crybabies... all the things you cant have..

Originally Posted by Kelven

i was raped by my father

Originally Posted by SimoHayha

I love how without fail, when a girl shows up on tw, you guys just immediately go into if she was raped? Man, I have a feeling you NEVER get laid xcursion. Show us some pics of you getting some. Cmon.


Shes not trying to be witty, but when you acuse a girl of being raped by her father, you might get a reaction. Dumb ****

Why do I get a feeling you're getting very worked up over this? You don't like the idea of her dad beating you to her ass? Both figuratively and literally.

Sorry, I don't post pics of girlfriends. I have more respect for them than that. Obviously you don't.

simohayha was probably raped in cub scouts or something