[ITT] post the last song you listened to





I saw a fat chic down the pub, her T-shirt said, 'Watch out, I'm a maneater!'
I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan."

She stopped me and angrily said "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!"

I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all."

She looked happier and smiled as she said, "Oh yes, what did you want to say then?"

"That's not how you spell Manatee."
 
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