{ASK}BruceLee
Veteran X
I laughed :|
ROFLMAO, those are the funniest ones ive heard yet.lead said:How did hellen keller burn the side of her face?
She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other side?
They called back.
Why does hellen keller masturbate with only one hand?
She needs the other one to moan.
old_skul said:<img src="http://members.nbci.com/fieldchapel/SISTER~1.JPG" width=400>
<H1>MY BOUNTAY!</H1>
InCoMiNg said:2 sausages are cooking in a pan. one looks over at the other and says, "fuck its hot in here!" the other one looks over and says, "OH MY FUCKING GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!$@"
CR-Ruthven said:No italian jokes....I'm offended.
=BL=VorteX said:alright here goes.
A lady is having a baby in a hospital,
as soon as the baby pops out the doctor looks at it, then starts smackin, kicking, and then throws the baby to the floor and then in the garbage can. The lady freaks out and starts screaming "you killed my baby" the doctor looks at her and starts laughin and say "ahah april fools, the baby was already dead!"