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T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Jan 19, 2022

• #21,361

I saw a microbiologist today

He was much bigger than I expected

 

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Jan 19, 2022

• #21,362

Double post again ffs

 

SINep

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• Jan 20, 2022

• #21,363

 

samUwell

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Veteran XX

• Jan 20, 2022

• #21,364

Can you image being on the central planning commission to come up with that type of candy bar? It probably took 10 years to plan it from State just to get it to that picture and by the time it was approved, the people were no longer interested in that kind of chocolate.

 

Reggs

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• Jan 20, 2022

• #21,365

We have government cheese^

 

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Jan 20, 2022

• #21,366

A couple of cows were smoking weed and playing poker

The steaks were high

 

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Jan 20, 2022

• #21,367

A dung beetle walks into a bar

He asks the bartender, "Is this stool taken?"

 

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ArakAtak

Veteran XX

• Jan 21, 2022

• #21,368

SINep said:

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Once you see the bear, you will shit bricks, and never unsee it

 

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Buk Naked

Veteran XX

• Jan 21, 2022

• #21,369

T-Dawg said:

I saw a microbiologist today

He was much bigger than I expected

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For some reason I immediately imagined Ron Burgundy saying this.

 

Plasmatic

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Veteran XX

• Jan 21, 2022

• #21,370

I never liked facial hair, but then it grew on me.

 

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Jan 23, 2022

• #21,371

 

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Falhawk

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• Jan 23, 2022

• #21,372

ArakAtak said:

Once you see the bear, you will shit bricks, and never unsee it

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Fed ex arrow

 

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Jan 23, 2022

• #21,373

Is anyone interested in buying a used DeLorean? Great condition, low mileage.

Only driven from time to time

 

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Jan 23, 2022

• #21,374

I wonder what my parents did to pass the time before the internet

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either

 

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Jan 23, 2022

• #21,375

Dbl post

 

Plasmatic

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Veteran XX

• Jan 23, 2022

• #21,376

My son asked me for a book mark, it upset me terribly that he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

 

DocHolliday

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Veteran XX

• Jan 23, 2022

• #21,377

 

Brasstax

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Veteran XX

• Jan 23, 2022

• #21,378

samUwell said:

Can you image being on the central planning commission to come up with that type of candy bar? It probably took 10 years to plan it from State just to get it to that picture and by the time it was approved, the people were no longer interested in that kind of chocolate.

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ArakAtak

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• Jan 24, 2022

• #21,379

Falhawk said:

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holy moly

 

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Jan 25, 2022

• #21,380

I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid

But he just won't listen