No Laurie For Me (NLFM)

Petition to put this thread into the hall of fame.
It is one of the funniest yet saddest in TW history.
 
I felt tense just reading those texts. She is off the deep end.

Once she's made her exit try to minimize contact as much as possible and just get her off your mind. Thinking of her too much would be a danger to your health.
 
Yep, always a good idea to cover your ass when dealing with crazy people.

A little bit of cya goes a long ways.
 
Can the new chick sing? Is she going to be in the cover band? She could at least play a tambourine like Linda McCartney.
 
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NoGodForMe said:
Let's begin with a picture of Laurie from Valentines 2020. I bought her a cross bracelet.
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Did she fuck me? No, that had ended back on July of 2019. Was she nice to me? No.
These are text messages from 02/12/20 3 days later. Remember, it doesn't matter what she was mad about. It always ended up me not being married to her and a Christian Pastor. I was asking if she had any receipts for her taxes, which I do in TurboTax. She had forgiven me for everything a couple years ago, now she was taking it all back. She worked herself into a frenzy of hatred towards me.
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March 11, 2020. She doesn't know how to program the mirror in her car to open the garage. I look it up on the manual, e-mail her the link, and tell her. Does she say thank you? No. She goes off on a rant about not getting married in 1999. She had asked me to re-marry her again and I said no.
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:lol: Can you show us more texts?
 
NoGodForMe said:
Yes, I do more than wet the hole. I put my two fingers in there like a bowling ball, push up against her wall, and she comes. There's also a position we found where I put her feet on my shoulders, push up so she's like a backwards "C", fuck her, and it makes her come. She's come multiple times with me and we do it every day we're together.
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:phone:
 
She said that she hates you and I have no doubt that she believes it. But that's the bipolar talking. She felt guilty for betraying you. Rather than direct her anger inwardly or toward God, she transferred this anger to you. Being beta yourself, you were a "safer outlet" for her rage.

You would think that it's over, Robert. But it's not. She is crazy, after all. My gut tells me that she'll be back after her latest fling goes south. She will ask burgers from you again.
 
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