VeteranXX
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I have shamelessly spent money on porn. However, I don't engage in lovey conversations with these people.
Back in the day the bank called me and I had to explain these charges were from me. I was at work in front of my coworkers and purposely told the guy over the phone "I like to watch Eastern European woman wrestle in lube." It got a big laugh.
My porn days have died down exponentially over the past few years.
I like Tessa Fowler and that's about it. If you consider that porn.
sometimes I like to see amateur girls gag on cock/dildos. (see old thread)
Not Work Safe For those of you that have experienced oral sex... by Danno - TribalWar Forums
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Originally Posted by Edofnor
but u don't want 2b that olde tyme creep who lets slip 2 the barmaid "i'd like to see you in a bikini"
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Dude, I'll get waitresses who will give me their OF. I've had one girl who cuts my hair give me her OF. She knows I tip well for good scalp massages. Back in school girls would tell customers when they were on at a strip club while making Subway. College towns are too much fun.
Get with the modern times, boomer. Katie Hill will sell you pics of her gang bangs while in Congress. Well, before they were leaked for free. Can you imagine Vanster's posts to Katie's congressional page? /me shivers
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VeteranXX Contributor
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You are more beautiful than you realize. I like your choice of eye color and you look happy today.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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I don't think I have ever seen you looking so naturally beautiful.
Will you yell conservative things at me?
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Originally Posted by sehvi
Pagy u r a great guy and a great member of the TW society but u do understand that no one is going to believe you are drowning in hot stripper friends rite
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Its not like strippers are some untouchable goddesses. They are fine to be friends with, you can even **** them, you just don't date them.
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VeteranXX
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in my world all women are untouchable
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Whiny BitchX Contributor
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Originally Posted by JuggerNaught
Its not like strippers are some untouchable goddesses. They are fine to be friends with, you can even **** them, you just don't date them.
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I was in a strip club like 15 years ago when counterfeit $20 dollar bills start turning up. I tried to figure out where the bills came from, and it turns out that a local artist named Annie Coggins was operating a small-time counterfeiting scheme. The manager heard of it, and he wanted the engraving plates that were used make the bills, because he wanted to sell the plates to a professional counterfeiter named Big Jim Downey for $25,000. He had Annie arrested, and confiscated the engraving plates. I set out to clear her name by stealing the plates back and throwing them into a lake. Big Jim thought that it was a double cross, so he kidnapped the manager instead of me.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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I get it fool, you spent your 20's playing video games, forming snarky retorts on the internet and digging up pictures of girls you'll never even talk to, let alone be able to ****.
Some of us went outside.
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VeteranX
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Tire sales girl touched my hammer and gave me her number. Beat that nerd virgins.
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by JuggerNaught
Some of us went outside.
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Not to exercise apparently
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Tribalwar Staff Contributor
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Ice cream truck doesn't come through the wall like the Kool Aid man..got to bust outsyyyde
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Originally Posted by Falhawk
Not to exercise apparently
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yeah, tell me about it gym rat. If you were any thinner you would have to run around in the shower to get wet and couldn't stand close to the drain without getting caught in the current.
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by JuggerNaught
yeah, tell me about it gym rat. If you were any thinner you would have to run around in the shower to get wet and couldn't stand close to the drain without getting caught in the current.
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I am definitely super skinny
(if I stood next to you)
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REEEEEEEEEEEXV
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boss hog juggs
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Shouldn't you be wiping the bar down tardo?
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REEEEEEEEEEEXV
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no why
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VeteranXX Contributor
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yeah, probably a ****ty bartender too
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Sour++ Contributor
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metrosexual valcum is a v good bar dood
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Pooptruck++
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Originally Posted by Falhawk
Not to exercise apparently
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Walking on the treadmill is an indoor thing.
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