Originally Posted by -SS-

you ****in twat, theres ponds there

since theyre as shallow as you, figured you wouldnt drown

Does that look like a ****ing pond, seriously? And also see Burj Al Arab in the background? The 2nd most recognisable structure in Dubai, which literally everyone who has ever been here would know is also in the ocean.

Originally Posted by -SS-

you ****in twat, theres ponds there

since theyre as shallow as you, figured you wouldnt drown

i'm actually surprised he's not wearing those little arm floaties.

Originally Posted by havax

i'm actually surprised he's not wearing those little arm floaties.

Much funnier people than you have already contributed two pages of witty and you come with this. You're an embarrassment to TW.

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

Does that look like a ****ing pond, seriously? And also see Burj Al Arab in the background? The 2nd most recognisable structure in Dubai, which literally everyone who has ever been here would know is also in the ocean.

hey asslips mcslappy

glad you admit you were in the kiddy pool, gj

btw, its on the edge of the ocean you ignorant limey

Originally Posted by Elvis Hitler

This thread sucks

HALP I just fell through a hole in the space-time continuum.

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

Much funnier people than you have already contributed two pages of witty and you come with this. You're an embarrassment to TW.

lmao goteem

Originally Posted by havax

i'm actually surprised he's not wearing those little arm floaties.

we all know this tax evading trump wannabe would never have any danger in his life

he's a coward

Originally Posted by -SS-

hey asslips mcslappy

glad you admit you were in the kiddy pool, gj

btw, its on the edge of the ocean you ignorant limey

WTF are you babbling about with this kiddy pond ****? It's the ****ing ocean you brain donor. And Burj Al Arab is built on a man made island IN the ocean. Aren't there any threads running today on topics you know something about?

I want to look into kite surfing on the windy afternoons here.
Gear doesn't look cheap; I don't want to fly...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro-PSP6suIk

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

WTF are you babbling about with this kiddy pond ****? It's the ****ing ocean you brain donor. And Burj Al Arab is built on a man made island IN the ocean. Aren't there any threads running today on topics you know something about?

its built on the edge of the ocean you ignorant limey dip****

stop pretending its out there in the drink like some oil rig

and as if you were too

kiddy pond *****

the persian gulf is not "the ocean"

Originally Posted by lemontw

the persian gulf is not "the ocean"

Idiot. I'll paddleboard 200 miles offshore in the Pacific tomorrow

Please don't bump all his threads to the front page because the mods are wise to that **** now.

sense

make some

this dumb mother****er thinks the Arabian Sea / Indian Ocean is now the Pacific

Irrelevant to topic and awkward as ****. Hi 5.

ya

being busted for playing in the kiddy pool

awkward indeed

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai

so that puts you right around my little red boob area, am i right?

Originally Posted by -SS-

ya

being busted for playing in the kiddy pool

awkward indeed

I would have to say, given that there's an actual picture in the thread, that this is really over reaching and childish. But you keep banging on about the same old ****, it gets funnier each time you say it. Or something.

Yep Havax that's pretty close. Well deduced.