VeteranXX Contributor
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Did you get this bleeding ***** thing spxnged up yet?
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Tribalwar Staff Contributor
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is spooge your son? LOL
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Dude, is this your bathroom?
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Veteran³ Immigrant
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period blood real hard to get out of a bed mattress
also not so fun to know to sleep on
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VeteranXX Contributor
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This thread is good enough to drop a story in.
When I lived in Switzerland, I knew this hot German chick from Kiel. Her boyfriend was a dude I knew. She and I had never banged but it was kinda flirty. She also had a sister. So sister A was house-sitting for a rich Arab chick. Who was also hot. The whole village was full of hot women.
OK. So, Sister B visits from Germany. Sister A puts her up in the hot arab chicks house. Sister B and I start hanging out. This makes Sister A act funny. Sister B and I end up banging like animals one night. There was blood all over the bed. It was a combo of period blood and also - I got cut on my ankle somehow.
Sister A comes to the house in the morning and finds us passed out in a trashed bloody bedroom. She is pissed. She drives to the valley to get new bedding since the hot arab chick is due back in the afternoon. She throws the two of us out. I can't help laughing which pisses A off.
Anyway - she sends her sister home to Germany. We don't talk for a couple of days and then she shows up at my apartment to "scold me" and we end up ****ing like tigers.
I didn't get to bang the hot Arab chick although she did come to my apartment after a party one night and we did a ton of coke. She was naked but she wouldn't open her legs and cried. Although, all other signs were that she wanted to ****. Turns out the Arab chicks boyfriend was a prince or something and if I would have banged her I would probably be dead. I guess I should have done her in the ass which is OK but I would probably still be dead. "No prince, I only tapped her ass!"
Chicks are weird.
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VeteranXX
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Omg girl has period. Who knew such things happen?
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Veteran³ Immigrant
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Empirion
Omg girl has period. Who knew such things happen?
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sometimes it real dark
u doing a lot of drinking
she into it....u are into it
she wetter than a slip and slide.
everyone has their fun
u turn on lights and
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VeteranXX Contributor
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lol exactly
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Veteran³ Immigrant
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brasstax
This thread is good enough to drop a story in.
When I lived in Switzerland, I knew this hot German chick from Kiel. Her boyfriend was a dude I knew. She and I had never banged but it was kinda flirty. She also had a sister. So sister A was house-sitting for a rich Arab chick. Who was also hot. The whole village was full of hot women.
OK. So, Sister B visits from Germany. Sister A puts her up in the hot arab chicks house. Sister B and I start hanging out. This makes Sister A act funny. Sister B and I end up banging like animals one night. There was blood all over the bed. It was a combo of period blood and also - I got cut on my ankle somehow.
Sister A comes to the house vin the morning and finds us passed out in a trashed bloody bedroom. She is pissed. She drives to the valley to get new bedding since the hot arab chick is due back in the afternoon. She throws the two of us out. I can't help laughing which pisses A off.
Anyway - she sends her sister home to Germany. We don't talk for a couple of days and then she shows up at my apartment to "scold me" and we end up ****ing like tigers.
I didn't get to bang the hot Arab chick although she did come to my apartment after a party one night and we did a ton of coke. She was naked but she wouldn't open her legs and cried. Although, all other signs were that she wanted to ****. Turns out the Arab chicks boyfriend was a prince or something and if I would have banged her I would probably be dead. I guess I should have done her in the ass which is OK but I would probably still be dead. "No prince, I only tapped her ass!"
Chicks are weird.
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+rep
i always knew that princess jasmine was a tease
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VeteranXX
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Washing clots off ur dick is not real nice though. Those stringy bits are
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Veteran++
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So, what kinds of a female rags on your house, and doesn't clean up after itself?
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Veteran++
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second latest neg rep from sponge:
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So this guy came came... 01-08-2015 11:04 PM Spxnge Hi there u creepy **** happy valentines day
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little early
Any other do0ds get valentine wishes from other do0ds? Shouldn't I be the one feeling creeped out?
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Veteran++ Contributor
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Creeped out indeed. Ewww.
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VeteranX
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the main question shud be... could u smell it on her breath?
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VeteranXV
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brasstax
This thread is good enough to drop a story in.
When I lived in Switzerland, I knew this hot German chick from Kiel. Her boyfriend was a dude I knew. She and I had never banged but it was kinda flirty. She also had a sister. So sister A was house-sitting for a rich Arab chick. Who was also hot. The whole village was full of hot women.
OK. So, Sister B visits from Germany. Sister A puts her up in the hot arab chicks house. Sister B and I start hanging out. This makes Sister A act funny. Sister B and I end up banging like animals one night. There was blood all over the bed. It was a combo of period blood and also - I got cut on my ankle somehow.
Sister A comes to the house in the morning and finds us passed out in a trashed bloody bedroom. She is pissed. She drives to the valley to get new bedding since the hot arab chick is due back in the afternoon. She throws the two of us out. I can't help laughing which pisses A off.
Anyway - she sends her sister home to Germany. We don't talk for a couple of days and then she shows up at my apartment to "scold me" and we end up ****ing like tigers.
I didn't get to bang the hot Arab chick although she did come to my apartment after a party one night and we did a ton of coke. She was naked but she wouldn't open her legs and cried. Although, all other signs were that she wanted to ****. Turns out the Arab chicks boyfriend was a prince or something and if I would have banged her I would probably be dead. I guess I should have done her in the ass which is OK but I would probably still be dead. "No prince, I only tapped her ass!"
Chicks are weird.
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VeteranXX
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No decent girl leaves a bloody toilet/sheets in your place and thinks nothing of it.
Sounds like some meth-addicted beast you picked up while she was passed out in the dumpster behind the bar.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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that's a dirty ***** that doesn't clean her **** up
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Veteran++
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arsin
So, what kinds of a female rags on your house, and doesn't clean up after itself?
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prolly a feminist
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VeteranXV
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Originally Posted by cael
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This is who would leave your sheets and stuff completely wrecked.
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