hellraisrz?
sloggles mccool you can always ditch poor glare and come up here solo, and then come again for suit night vol. 2. there is so much fun to be had here 1 trip won't cut it. srsly.
stuff i'll do: have two drinks and pretend i'm blackout drunk, sit down at random peoples tables at restaurants and start eating their food, pick up my shirt in the middle of the street flashing locals while yelling WOOOOO, approaching dark people and yelling NIGGER HA HA then turning and running away, i'll tackle some newspaper boxes and start bleeding out then dance a jig when you try to bandage my wound, and finally, i REFUSE to wear shoes, FLIP FLOPS ONLY!!!!! hard and fast rule.