When I was 5, I was visiting grandparents in the country side of Romania and was run over by a horse carriage half-filled with corn over my lower back. Bled out of my (at the time) little dick and got away with a bruised kidney and chronic lower back pain (not really, only sometimes). Was hospitalized for 3 days.
Last year I found 2 $100 bills under a table at the restaurant I work for. At that table there had been siting two hot chicks from my school. Same week I got to meet the hotter one.
This past spring break I went down to Miami and got to party with Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez during a FnF4 opening party.
In 2006, I wanted to join the high-mile club, so I jerked off in the bathroom of the airplane on a flight from Chicago to Orlando. As I was finishing up and zipping my jeans, my head got caught in the zipper. It wasn't as pleasant as the past 5-10 mins had been. There was also a line when I got out.