So, I was playing on a pub with some guy who apparently was offended at my "immaturity" - particularly in regard to my use of taunts involving the word "semen".

He sent me the following message:

Originally Posted by danpascooch

You've got......well, not much
From: Danpascooch
To: Bounty-TW
Date: Janurary 14, 2009 5:22 PM

Just letting you know ive sent a detailed report of you're "activities" via the report abuse function, and you better hope I don't find a vulnerability in that site of yours, you better have it backed up. You could always report me if you want, but I have two other accounts I could always use. Here's a free lesson, pissing me off is not smart, because payback is a ***** Later

... to which I replied:

Originally Posted by Bounty-TW

RE: You've got......well, not much
From: Bounty-TW
To: Danpascooch
Date: Janurary 15, 2009 9:52 AM

Dear Mr. Dan Pascooch:

It was a pleasure to receive your electronic message to me. Please know that I was entertained, yet also somewhat concerned, by the content of said message.

To be perfectly honest, I had completely forgotten you existed after I retired for the evening yesterday - at least, until now. Do you not also find it disturbing that you seem to be obsessed over someone you have never met, and know next-to-nothing about?

I suggest highly that you seek some sort of intensive psychotherapy to deal with what may be repressed issues of abandonment that have led to your apparently persistent state of self-loathing, combined with a propensity for misdirected aggression toward those you subconsciously perceive as your superiors (whether that perception be justifiable or not).

You certainly have my best wishes for a healthy and expedient recovery from your personal woes. Should you require a reference to a Licensed Clinical Social Worker or such, please do notify me immediately, and I shall be happy to make arrangements for care on your behalf.

Toodaloo!

Yours truly,

Bounty

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People make me

I ****ing hate IA people

They're worse than the ******s in counterstrike

Originally Posted by danpascooch

Wow, you call me obsessed? that was like a full page, do you have a job or family? or just spend hour after hour retailiating to every person you inevitably piss off by merely existing? please let me know as soon as you can, and I would be more than glad to make arrangements for intensive "sticking my foot up your ass" therepy.

Originally Posted by Bounty

Dear Daniel,

What a pleasure to hear from you again!

It is so wonderful to see that you are still attempting to spell multi-syllabic words correctly. Keep at it, old chap, and one day I am quite sure you will get the hang of it!

Oh, and fear not for the time I spend in correspondence with you. Though I am sure you are quite accustomed to spending hours on end typing out a message, poring through your dictionary to ensure you are using words properly (if not spelling them so), rest assured that these meager compositions of mine require but a minuscule portion of my day - thus far, I have spent approximately 45 seconds on this one to you.

Daniel, I noticed that your birthday is coming up soon! Just shy of Valentine's Day, if I am not mistaken! How excellent! Shall I purchase you something lovely? Let me know, dear boy, as I believe I have a gift certificate to Victoria's Secret.

Tata!

Bounty

Thank you.

Keep us updated.

Bounty, you're a nerrrrrrrrrrd.

Thats just funny humor...haha love it!!

It is so wonderful to see that you are still attempting to spell multi-syllabic words correctly

this made me lol!

Originally Posted by SteveDave

Thank you.

Keep us updated.

GGs, man.


Bounty - I may be able to "help."
Let me know.

Need update.

Oops, forgot about this thread. I already deleted all the messages (he sent a couple more rambling ones), but the short of it is that he's not going to be playing Legions anymore. Thank God.

suggest highly that you seek some sort of intensive psychotherapy to deal with what may be repressed issues of abandonment that have led to your apparently persistent state of self-loathing, combined with a propensity for misdirected aggression toward those you subconsciously perceive as your superiors (whether that perception be justifiable or not).

You certainly have my best wishes for a healthy and expedient recovery from your personal woes. Should you require a reference to a Licensed Clinical Social Worker or such, please do notify me immediately, and I shall be happy to make arrangements for care on your behalf.