1. anger
2. leads to the dark side
3. blow up their death star
4. capes!
edit - this logroller thread does not have enough smilies.
I like Ascoe's idea
1. orbital123
2. his existence
3. I'd like him to die
4. none
1. DrSupey
2. Better than RogLoller
3. Orange
4. Strawberry
a haiku:
supey rocks on log
supe's clearly superior
but his cock is not
1. Gumby
2. He's made of clay for fucks sake and best buds with a horse (bestiality)
3. Death by chemical burns and or emolation
4. Children seemed to love him (pedophile)
You didn't rhyme anything with "orange"!
(I don't care about the strawberry)
1. Religious conservatives
2. Their opposition to transhumanism
3. Viral infection that melts their skin
4. At least they aren't bombing innocent civilians...yet.
1. poodles
2. how they zombify their owners (poodle zombies)
3. i would like to write a book of 1001 satisfying ways to kill poodles. i would like to starve a poodle until it was hungry enough to eat the carcass of a dead poodle and then i would laugh at it.
4. theyre relatively 'intelligent' dogs