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Box is cool, remote is cool. Siri is fucking retarded. Me: "Play the episode of Doctor Who called Blink" Thirty tries later... "You stupid fucking cunt, play the most popular fucking episode of 'Doctor Who' ever, which is called 'Blink', you stupid fucking stupid class-action lawsuit cunt."...

Who the fuck is going to pay $9.95 a month for it? I'm clearly not their target audience but still, it seems like the people gullible enough to pay for it are too young to have credit cards.

Sorry if old fucking news. who the fuck am i kidding, it's old news by the time I read it. I of course am a disgusting faggot, as pointed out multiple times by Naptown. But What The Fuck? Facebook has more than 50 ways to describe one's gender? It's time to gather all of them up and ship them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYMM_T_Fcrw love you, you magnificent bastards. :banging:

Back in 2006 after my first (disastrous) fencing tournament, I posted a jpeg stick figure cartoon of how badly it went. Yesterday my fencing club had a tournament and some of the newest fencers are kinda dispirited. Being the old former bad-ass fencing grandpa that I am, I thought seeing it...

Thunderstorms halt lawn chair balloon flight - US news - Life - msnbc.com Cliffs: Two pleasantly crazy guys fail in warmup attempt to break a Guiness world record for insane lawnchair balloonists. Important factoids: they used 800lb of red Kool-Aid as ballast. They asked the kids in the crowd...

This is how fags roll: My partner keeps complaining about an old friend being a total lush/leech who uses him for access to liquor at our place. He's been hiding the hooch but my beloved keeps letting him come him come over despite my loving objections. I finally got pissed off tonight...

Advice: Never Go Full Retard On behalf of the Arizona voters that didn't drink from the water tap marked "Danger! Brain Damage," I want to apologize for inflicting our elected officials on the rest of the nation. Case in point: Yesterday after Air Force One landed in Arizona, governor Jan...

Most of you guys have heard this before. Sorry. Uber Cliffs: Having a kid, plus finding the body of my grossly obese mother was the catalyst for deciding to fix things so I could live long enough to see my kid into adulthood. Moral: I lost two decades of life before taking radical action...

Ok. BF and I have been together for three years. Lots of ups, lots of downs, but I'm happier than shit. Is there some magic gay relationship law that says at the three year mark people are supposed to be coming out of the fucking woodwork trying to drive a wedge between us.? It's awkward as...

Cliffs: My bf lost a close family member a couple of months ago. Lots of family drama for him (and us). Then my son's mom was diagnosed with late stage ovarian cancer. She's living with us for whatever time she has left. Yesterday my younger brother dies in his sleep. My kid is now basically...

Div 1 is in Virginia this weekend. It's been a couple of years since I was called an aberation of nature by then being the oldest oldfuck to make it out of the pools fencing snot-nosed children Olympic hopefuls a quarter my age... Then doing it again a couple of months later <harrumph!> I...

Cliffs: When I split with the wife a couple of years ago I didn't divorce her because I could still [take care of her] by doing things for her like keep her on my health insurance plan. She asked if she could expand her house by a room so her infirm mother could move in. I agree to $70K...

Sorry, I tried to Google for this info but couldn't find this out. I'm at a property where the old owners pulled shit loads of CAT-5 cables between different buildings, but didn't label or put RJ45 connectors on any of them. I need to find unused cables between these buildings to replace a...

OMG. YouTube - Fucked up Tiger Killing

I just knew the idea of cellphone use causing accidents was bullshit. Cell Phone Bans Don't Decrease Accidents, Study Says : NPR Mark my words. And when they ban texting, they'll find exactly the same thing. Ooops: who knew you couldn't put italics in thread titles? Embarrassing.

High Concept: Mad Max fucks the 10 Commandments and they give birth to The Book of Eli. Just saw it with my kid. It's hard to hate this move but goddamn, it's like watching an elephant swimming in molasses... It's ponderous. The fight scenes are great. You get the strong impression that Eli...

I say it's time for a mass intervention. Preferably with bars of soap in socks.

God damn I hate those things. Tiger Woods couldn't even escape an angry wife on a golf cart without crashing one into a tree in his goddamn driveway. It's an adulterer's version of the Hindenburg. Plus the people that drive those barges seem love wallowing them in front of me and blocking my...

Goddamn Borderlands game almost got me.... Almost. Damn near bought it just because of the trailer's goddamn fucking killer song*. My kid's right. I must be gettin' old to 'bout fall for that trick. Gettin' to be time to take a shovel and dig a hole behind that old gamer's home my kid says...