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1. Religious nuts
2. They are ignorant, unwilling to change or accept something which goes against their beliefs 3. I'd like to see them get hit by a train/wiped out by the plague 4. A good thing is that they stick up for each other and give back to the community in some ways |
bumping for tomorrow
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tribalwar's, as a rule, really blows it's all stupid pics of ****, gore, and dicks the best thing it could do now is close |
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poor triple must sit there and balk it was hard to gauge his horrible rage till they outlined the bodies with chalk |
ticketmaster
'convenience fees' lick my taint it is pretty convenient :( |
When E.L.B. goes to a show
the fees make his anger grow so to ease his complaint TicketMaster licks taint and seats him in the front row |
now bounty is stealing my thunder
it makes me so angry i'll chunder but i can't stay mad at this literate lad if i could, his ******* i would plunder |
Loggy's thunder I simply can't steal
The thought is purely surreal With lightning wit He's really the **** So for his delight I now squeeeeeeeaaaaaaal!!!! |
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when the people who believe in god get out and provoke many other folk so let's go and get on our jihad |
finally done. (thanks bounty :D)
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Okay, but don't thank me yet, because I have another request. :D
1. Drive-by (grand)parents. Today, I literally had a 70-year-old woman in a car stop by the curb to offer me parenting advice while I was playing with Jack outside the bank - he was grabbing some mulch surrounding a tree, and she said, "I hope you have something to wash his hands off with, that mulch could be treated!" 2. You're a parent. I'm sure you know why this is irritating. 3. I wish karma could instantly strike in these situations. In this case, a cop pulling up behind her and telling her to focus on driving would have been nice. 4. Sometimes it's actually worthwhile advice, even though it's usually irritating just on principle. I would like this to be a ballad, if possible. :heart: |
my swan song: incoming. starting now.
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loggy was one of our best
we kept him so close to our chest but now he is old his old posts were gold oh where has my loggy gone loggy was cool he made people fools but now he is all gone away oh why did he depart this mortal coil I wish he would know he was part of the whole edifice, he was the reason we toil oh please dont let loggy be dead :cry: ^^ future eulogy |
1. anal sex in pornos
2. extremely smelly gas 3. emo kids 4. only having a 10" long penis |
okay, here it is: the ballad of bounty and the old busybody
so bounty and jay double you grad went out with jack, their offspring lad they took him out to learn the ropes to see who's smart and who's a dope the family walked around the mall they browsed in shops and peered in stalls and as they sat down to a meal a very odd feeling they did feel they sensed a presence just nearby so bounty with his careful eye did survey round the vast food court to see if danger did purport it took him just a little while a lady faced him with a smile "she's past her prime" old bounty thought with old barettes her hair was fraught her eyes peered over a wrinkled nose she had a most judgemental pose and just as bounty saw her true he figured out what she would do she stood and pointed at their child "hey there!" she yelled, oh, she was riled "you can't just feed him that old junk" "he'll grow up bad, and be a punk!" "you'll rot his teeth, you'll ruin his liver!" "a hellion you will deliver!" so bounty and his wife and kid they got up fast, and ran, and hid they lost her in a clothing store but there she was, ready for more "don't buy him those, they are too tight!" "it shows too much! it's just not right!" so bounty gathered all his fam and off to somewhere else they ran they found a place for him to play (they put those things in malls these days) as jack jumped on a big giraffe bounty and jay dub had a laugh but laughing soon was cut too short that woman came back for more sport "good lord!" she yelled, "he'll die for sure!" "how could you be so immature!" "don't let him climb up there so high!" "he'll fall and break his neck and die!" "i have twelve kids, i know what for!" ""so listen well, i know the score!" well bounty just had had enough he grabbed that fat ***** by the scruff he dragged her towards a garbage can and then he carried out his plan he picked her up and threw her in her legs stuck upwards from the bin he grabbed a plank (there was a stack) and then her ass cheeks he did smack he smacked them once, he smacked them twice he smacked them till she'd paid the price when he was done, he laughed all merry and jack gave her a big raspberry so listen well, you fat old whores the next time you're out at the store no matter how much you are prone that's his business, so mind your own |
you spent half an hour doing that?
thats pretty heavy man, bounty must be as attractive as I've heard |
actually, i got interrupted with a baby feeding. gotta get that wife trained to not **** with me when i'm in the zone.
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I put my nephew on the naughty step today
I felt worse than I think I would feel if I'd actually beat him the little guy was crying his eyes out is it normal for them to be so butthurt about the naughty step? ;< (he's nearly 4 btw) |
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