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RabbitRabbi 06-12-2009 03:16

Name something you've done that others probally have not
 
I ****ed this broad with fake **** for about a year. One morning after a night dirty drunken sex together she woke up and her left boob was busted. Her insurance covered it and she got a new set in a few days.

SirBatesAlot 06-12-2009 03:20

cool story hansel

I guarantee that's happened before.

I myself have hit 18 straight hole in ones.

afex 06-12-2009 03:20

i've had sex on a three-wheeler out in the middle of the woods

sounds pretty original

Zanthious 06-12-2009 03:25

i hijacked a steamroller once

Geck0 06-12-2009 03:27

I had sex with a three-wheeler out in the middle of the woods

Orestes 06-12-2009 03:35

I hijacked a three wheeler and drove it out to the middle of the woods to have sex with a steamroller once

internet 06-12-2009 03:35

durak had sex

Archimedes 06-12-2009 03:36

I doubt I am the only one to have ever done most of these things, but whatever. In the realm of serious answers:

I've met Earl Campbell, Doug English, and a myriad of other famous football players from the University of Texas.

I went on a road trip in less than 24 hours to see Opeth, and then went to work as soon as I got home with barely any sleep.

I went to Paganfest.

I've been backstage with and partied with Spoonfed Tribe on numerous occasions.

I fingered a girl the first night meeting her and only to end up with a fistful of period blood.

I had a one-night stand with a non-practicing Mormon who told me she couldn't continue dating me because I didn't believe in god.

I know one of the team doctors for the Houston Texans, the Houston Rockets, and the Rice Owls.

Aaaand that's all I really feel like typing up right now. I know a lot of that isn't really exciting, but :shrug:

Tribalbob 06-12-2009 03:46

touched my penis

Elvis Hitler 06-12-2009 03:48

I once warmed up two blocks of C4 in each of my armpits while I made an improvised beehive shaped demolition charge. It was -25C outside

Le Sean 06-12-2009 03:49

Was in Vegas a few years ago and got really drunk. Managed to sit through an entire episode of Last Call with Carson Daily.

JoMo 06-12-2009 03:50

I had sex with afex on a 3-wheeler in the woods, while watching some guy have sex with a steamroller.

SuicideSnowman 06-12-2009 03:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archimedes (Post 14629131)
I went on a road trip in less than 24 hours to see Opeth, and then went to work as soon as I got home with barely any sleep.

I actually took off work (I work 3rd shift) about 4 hours early so I could drive 12 hours without stopping other than for gas, slept at the hotel for about an hour, went to the concert, came back and drank at the hotel bar until 3 in the morning then woke up about 5 hours later to make the 12 hour drive back. I was tired as **** for a few days.

Archimedes 06-12-2009 03:59

That sounds awesome. Was it for Opeth as well? It was probably the most amazing concert I have ever seen.. it was like a religious experience.

starwolf_nexus 06-12-2009 04:00

When I was 5 I ran a mud bog race (on foot) in mud deep enough for the modified jeeps and **** three times, came in first twice due to some other jackass jumping the gun and then having to restart and by the third time in which he/they didn't start early, I had dropped to third.

SuicideSnowman 06-12-2009 04:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archimedes (Post 14629145)
That sounds awesome. Was it for Opeth as well? It was probably the most amazing concert I have ever seen.. it was like a religious experience.

Yeah it was Opeth with Dream Theater.

SuicideTaxi 06-12-2009 04:01

I ****ed two chicks on the Riverwalk in New Orleans one Mardi Gras while they were dressed in diapers and sucking on pacifiers haha

I flipped over in a pickup truck at about 60 mph and walked away without a scratch (wasnt driving)

I got tackled by like six cops once... after I wouldn't lay down in the dirt after some dumb**** cop thought I was a burglar walking down the side of my own house

12 years old, I jumped a creek in a 1974 Plymouth Duster running from the cops, after we borrowed/stole the car off the farm that I got exiled to one summer (not dukes of hazzard-style jumped a creek, it was tiny... but it was a creek)

I stuck my tongue in a guy's mouth in the middle of a club's dance floor once, thinking it was my girlfriend (long story... barf :sick:)

I'm 99.9 percent positive I've seen a ghost (like for real... not "hey I heard a creak in the floor, must be a ghost!", I mean like a for-real ghost)

I got drunk with Mickey Roarke

I got drunk with Stephen Spielberg

Jewel ground her ***** into my thigh and asked me to go home with her... and I turned her down cuz A) I didn't know who she was, and B) I was hung up and aggravated about my ex-girlfriend, who was also in the bar :ftard:

I got my picture in the paper after wiping out an entire block full of stuff in a pretty bad drunk driving misadventure

I've been strip-searched

I sat in a real A-10 on a flight line

I got called a "ruffian" by Geraldo Rivera... back when he was on Channel 7 news in New York City... (me and my friends were heckling him while he was doing an on-the-scene broadcast, and he went to the cops and went "Officer... can you do something about those RUFFIANS??" We were calling each other "ruffians" for years afterwards, lulz)

Had a Heineken bottle broken across my face... and somehow only got bruised, not a scratch



That's all I can think of.

JoMo 06-12-2009 04:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuicideTaxi (Post 14629148)
I ****ed two chicks on the Riverwalk in New Orleans one Mardi Gras while they were dressed in diapers and sucking on pacifiers haha

I flipped over in a pickup truck at about 60 mph and walked away without a scratch (wasnt driving)

I got tackled by like six cops once... after I wouldn't lay down in the dirt after some dumb**** cop thought I was a burglar walking down the side of my own house

12 years old, I jumped a creek in a 1974 Plymouth Duster running from the cops after we borrowed/stole the car off the farm that I got exiled to one summer (not dukes of hazzard-style jumped a creek... but it was a creek)

I stuck my tongue in a guy's mouth in the middle of a club's dance floor once, thinking it was my girlfriend (long story... barf :sick:)

I'm 99.9 percent positive I've seen a ghost (like for real... not "hey I heard a creak in the floor, must be a ghost!", like a for-real ghost)

I got drunk with Mickey Roarke

I got drunk with Stephen Spielberg

Jewel ground her ***** into my thigh and asked me to go home with her... and I turned her down cuz A) I didn't know who she was, and B) I was hung up and aggravated about my ex-girlfriend, who was also in the bar :ftard:

I got my picture in the paper after wiping out an entire block full of stuff in a pretty bad drunk driving misadventure

I've been strip-searched

I sat in a real A-10 on a flight line

I got called a "ruffian" by Geraldo Rivera... back when he was on Channel 7 news in New York City (me and my friends were heckling him while he was doing an on-the-scene broadcast, and he went to the cops and went "Officer... can you do something about those RUFFIANS??" We were calling each other "ruffians" for years afterwards, lulz)

Had a Heineken bottle broken across my face... and somehow only got bruised, not a scratch



That's all I can think of.

I just had to quote this...............

Archimedes 06-12-2009 04:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuicideSnowman (Post 14629147)
Yeah it was Opeth with Dream Theater.

Oh jesus, that must have been so badass. High on Fire and Baroness opened for Opeth, but I only got there in time to see High on Fire. They sucked something awful.

However, I have been right up front for Nile and Behemoth. That **** was brutally awesome.

Musashi 06-12-2009 04:09

stared down a taliban commander


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