[TW Army] Now accepting applications

[lemon]

This is the TW Army of US. We're away from our desk right now and will return on September 12th. Recruiting is closed.



Grand Spiritual Leader: cael
Colonel: lemon
Major: Kelven
Captain: PMasta Flex, GreyGhost, Fourstar, Code4, Osmethae
LT: SuperTrap, ElvisHitler , Groove, CRAB PEOPLE, Defcon 1, Rosencrantz, narmF, Laughing-Stork, ElectroWaffle, Rooster128, nada, epidemic

Sergeant Major of the Army: SmilingCanadian
Sergeant Major: MaxxCarnage
Sergeant First Class: SkittleBrew, Travace
Sergeant: samUwell, Krayvok
Corporal: Togowack
PFC: Zool
Private: Arsin

 

[cael]

im sewer king already what can u offer me

 

[Rev_Night]

this whole concept is fucking stupid. $10 to whoever frags OP

 

[MaxxCarnage]

 

[GreyGhost]

ten whole dollars, whoa

 

[Skeletor666]

Move me to General or colonel I specialize in strategy and demolitions. No need to take off a head if they are blown to smithereens

 

[lemon]

I almost made you a Captain but I feel you'd be a better fit for the rank and file. Prove yourself in battle and that's the next step.

 

[lemon]

Move me to General or colonel I specialize in strategy and demolitions. No need to take off a head if they are blown to smithereens

I have hereby promoted you to Sergeant First Class. You will be responsible for our armor company.

 

[Skeletor666]

Check that I'm more of a field commander

 

[lemon]

ten whole dollars, whoa

automatic Captain

 

[Plasmatic]

Without support and logistics this army will fail. I nominate myself for gun librarian.

 

[lemon]

this whole concept is fucking stupid. $10 to whoever frags OP

your head will be practice

first we'll cut it off

then our medic will stitch it back on

then we'll cut it off again

 

[MaxxCarnage]

I carry big revolver, I came to blow holes in fundamentalists.

 

[ZooL]

i reject this.

 

[FOURSTAR]

i'd be a captain but i don't want to hangout with the tryhard

put me where you know my skills would be most useful

 

[ZooL]

I carry big revolver, I came to blow holes in fundamentalists.

dood they are muslims... say it...sayyyy it...

 

[Plasmatic]

Has the position of War Monger been filled yet?

 

[Rev_Night]

fine ill join but only as a general. i have +10 leadership abilities.

now roll for initiative

 

[lemon]

i reject this.

You are not allowed to do that. The penalty is death.

 

[lemon]

i'd be a captain but i don't want to hangout with the tryhard

put me where you know my skills would be most useful

You sir, are now the Captain responsible for our intelligence company. Thank you for your service.