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for his heart there was nothing could heal till he found old tee dub and his penis he'd rub its forums gave him new ways to feel |
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There once was a chap named Loggy,
Wrote poems quite lyrically foggy. He started a thread, And much to our dread, Carried on 'til the pages were soggy. |
1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them 3. things you'd like to happen to it/them 4. one redeeming thing about it/them 1)ame 2)deception 3)mental clarity 4)very moral |
limericks and haiku are not 'epic poems'. Epic Poems are (generally) extended narrative poems that celebrate heroism.
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Are you seriously fagging out about our poems? The ****? |
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2. the wierd sensation on my finger tips 3. to not be so dry 4. it makes for good clothes |
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when you make your own thread offering to write poems for everyone, you can do whatever you like, you big whiner. |
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logroller wrote me
a haiku, but i wanted a myspace profile |
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2. Everything 3. be outlawed 4. when they are over. |
ayz you fag, i can't quote that. now i have to copy and paste.
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i'm sorry
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Oh, cool. I just realized that I misread the thread title.
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so log got out of bed one day his hair had started turning grey his poor old bones did creak and crack he *****ed and whined and held his back his old moptop was getting thinner he eats boiled things a lot for dinner despite it all, he still was glad for getting old is not so sad he's haunted by time's ticking clock but he doesn't have small asian cock |
1. levee
2. taught me to weep and moan :( 3. become useless, let the waters subside 4. also brought death and destruction upon my enemies |
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If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break, When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay. Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home, Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well. Don't it make you feel bad When you're tryin' to find your way home, You don't know which way to go? If you're goin' down South They got no work to do, If you're going NORTH to Chicago. Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good, Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good, When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move. All last night sat on the levee and moaned, All last night sat on the levee and moaned, Thinkin' about my baby and my happy home. Going, going to Chicago.. Going to Chicago.. Sorry but I can't take you.. Going down.. going down now.. going down...
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wtf loggy where's mine?
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in fact, i will work on it right now. there are a few others i've missed as well. |
1. fat people
2. they smell 3. eat a salad 4. they are funny to watch when they walk down hills. |
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there are those who do and don't know'em and then there's code4 that inveterate whore if he hates them all this oughtta show'im |
:clap: I hate it and love it at the same time
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who was clearly on all sorts of drugs like a lamb to the slaughter he cried "aids in our water!" but the water supply's got no bugs |
I like this thread. Here is my request:
1. Poor grammar and spelling. |
1. ant mele
2. has brown elbows 3. die in a fire 4. smells like flowers k GO |
1. Gooks
2. Bad drivers 3. Napalm 4. Mr. Miyagi |
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Indeed, the poems in this thread are epic, but they are not epic poems. |
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he's also emo and a brat there's also avatar, that tub he'd spread lard all over his grub young gwokable has much to lose where weight's concerned, this is old news and gofishgrrl, that big fat whale she'd hork down pizza by the bale dr jonez could lose some weight biking should help drive his fate kahula is said to be plump she sports a muffin top o'er her rump fngrbang thinks he's not bulky but mention it, and he gets sulky yes all the tee dub fatties whine they need to lose their bottom line and though we love them, fat and all a skinny man can best stand tall |
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it maeks bounty super big mad he smash and he shout and he sit there to pout me think that he might be on pad |
okay, i don't want to pat myself on the back or anything
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has anyone mentioned Stu Scott yet and his stupid ****ing glass eye and ****ty pseudo-ebonics catchphrases
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to get me to write about asians yes they cook very well but as drivers they smell and their testes are the size of raisins |
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all other clothes he thinks are rotten but all he wears are panties a fashion vigilante now his image will n'er be forgotten |
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