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I like Ascoe's idea
1. orbital123 2. his existence 3. I'd like him to die 4. none |
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and war's the soil for its seeds we must not keep it all inside for this info many bothans died and if you're reading all this crap you'd better stop, cause IT'S A TRAP |
1. Gumby
2. He's made of clay for ****s sake and best buds with a horse (bestiality) 3. Death by chemical burns and or emolation 4. Children seemed to love him (pedophile) |
1. some guy named Greg
2. he's a competing IT guy trying to steal away my biggest client (aka 50% of my income) 3. get hit by a truck/beaten to death/thrown into the Pit of Sarlacc 4. i think he rides a bike? i dunno. |
1. Shirley Phelps
2. Honestly, everything 3. Destruction of their church+family+bodies 4. Her ignorance, i guess |
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who hungrily loves to smoke pole while mano a mano he employed some nano and created some extra man hole |
some of these are making me laugh while i write them. :lol:
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1. Religious conservatives
2. Their opposition to transhumanism 3. Viral infection that melts their skin 4. At least they aren't bombing innocent civilians...yet. |
1. poodles
2. how they zombify their owners (poodle zombies) 3. i would like to write a book of 1001 satisfying ways to kill poodles. i would like to starve a poodle until it was hungry enough to eat the carcass of a dead poodle and then i would laugh at it. 4. theyre relatively 'intelligent' dogs |
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they desired each other one day they were caught having sex but poor gumby was vexxed "hey now, pokey's a girl, it's okay!" |
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however, as penance for not meeting expectations, i have an excellent knock knock joke involving oranges and bananas that i can tell you the next time we get together. |
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for despising, he's one of the greats and so he infected all those that he rejected but his mom died too - whoops! pearly gates |
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of intelligence, they totally have oodles but these puffy young pups should all get lined up and have an axe whacked in their noodles |
okay, i filled all correct requests to this point. taking a break.
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wth :(, sheesh
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whoops, missed you mothra, sorry man. on it now.
edit: and groove too. yeesh. |
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1.lupus
2.its never lupus 3.it would turn into a tree of money 4.its never lupus |
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greg loves to talk **** he thinks that he is all that pipe bomb says different |
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I just wanted to see you try to rhyme something with orange. It could have been entertaining. I guess I'll have to wait and accept the knock knock joke instead. Good day sir :sunny: |
sweet :)
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2. Won't make me a magic card 3. Raped by tentacle bukkake 4. Likes hentai |
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cockblocking, in general.
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attend a funeral today they all had signs saying "god hates fags" and "damn all those who say they're gay" but then a bolt of lightning true came down and lit up shirley's head it fried her brains inside her skull and as we watched, she fell down dead her soul went to the gates above but ol st pete, her joy he quelled "you hate the sin, the fag you love" he said, and sent her down to hell they stripped her down, and tied her up while lesbians lined up round the block who gnawed her **** and reamed her ass and ****ed her with a plastic cock when finally she had had enough and asked and begged for some forgiveness the lesbos laughed and cried on out "next time, mind your ****ing business"
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That Loggy is one clever guy
His rhyming is cutting and wry Just request a sonnet and he'll jump right on it With a meter to make us all cry |
Vialls2 is gay
I swear it, it's true |
i hate that i have since upgraded to a lazer mouse.
I can no longer clean the rollers on the trackball mice and fling the dirt chips like boogers. |
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there are those who think that he's a loon when diseases he'll miss some will then take the piss but to their insults he's auto immune |
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and that his sig file's superficial but when cards he'll make them that can't catch a break all will state: "data's gay, it's official" |
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Make one about the girl who sang that ****ty song ***** from the late 90's or whenever it was. Goddamnit I hated that piece of crap **** **** stupid song.
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1. JuggerNaught.
2. complete moron. 3. his mobile home to explode due to lack of working air conditioner 4. He makes every other man look to attractive to women when he's around.
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1.Reality
2.Won't just disappear 3.Disappear 4.Allows for pleasurable stimulation of the genitals |
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