here's a hint
they're all ****s |
hickory dickery dock
the mouse ran up the clock along came a spider and sat down beside her etc etc etc 'ock im thinking of adding something 'under the moon' or stars in it but overall i feel its my most masterful work to date |
wheres my damn poem
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if you're going to rip this off, rip off the dice version. you don't really get any dice anymore. poor guy. |
so im standing in line at the bank with my tongue up this chick's ass
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you know
when you fart and you poop a little |
god you've got some underling there log :p
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If ne'er ye heard of the shart,
there is knowledge I wish to impart: the thing you thought gas escaping your ass was actually ****, not a fart! |
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what about log(s)roll(er)ing
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i'm taking a break. these diapers are not going to change themselves, you know. also i need to make cookies.
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pwnt by wife
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Ours is in bed already ... but now I want some cookies. :hrm:
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i've been experimenting with "heart healthy" stuff. there were these chocolate chip cookies that i got in vermont many moons ago that were made with wholegrains. best ****ing cookies ever.
i got a pretty good mix going with oats, molasses, wheat germ, walnuts, and whole wheat flour. but it still needs more tweaking. i'll tell you one thing, you will have an smooth time in the ****ter after a few of these. |
A cookie could be worth the walk
To the store that's just up the block But walks make me sweat So I'll just surf the 'net For a porno that hardens my cock! |
there once was a man named loggy
whos vision had become quite foggy he puckered his lips and thought very quick let down, a twinkie not a dick |
If I still lived up there, I wouldn't be making any of those cookies - I'd just be buying everything from Trader Joe's. :)
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on the subject of babies
I lived with a 23 yearold who still eats rusks it was ****ing disgusting watching him suck on those ****ing things |
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try your wife's, as she'd love some nookie just don't let your tongue run over her bung as mistakes go, it sure is a rookie |
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