Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page
TribalWar Forums
Page 12 of 14

TribalWar Forums (https://www.tribalwar.com/forums/index.php)
-   TWHOF (https://www.tribalwar.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=275)
-   -   in this thread, i will write poems about things that you hate (https://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=496639)

LogRoller 07-14-2007 01:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by nolt (Post 11830579)
thats bull**** i want my money back

haha owned

Snoobper 07-14-2007 01:08

1. Religious nuts
2. They are ignorant, unwilling to change or accept something which goes against their beliefs
3. I'd like to see them get hit by a train/wiped out by the plague
4. A good thing is that they stick up for each other and give back to the community in some ways

Gizmo 07-14-2007 05:51

bumping for tomorrow

LogRoller 07-14-2007 11:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo (Post 11829783)
1. the thing/person you hate - General Anarchy Forum
2. what you hate about it/them - ****ting dick nipples
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them - ban'd
4. one redeeming thing about it/them - regular nipples.

insofar as the anarchy goes
tribalwar's, as a rule, really blows
it's all stupid pics
of ****, gore, and dicks
the best thing it could do now is close

LogRoller 07-14-2007 12:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by triple (Post 11830611)
1) pedestrians
2) they're in the way
3) get whats coming to them
4) they die easily

when people cross over the walk
poor triple must sit there and balk
it was hard to gauge
his horrible rage
till they outlined the bodies with chalk

Evil Light Bulb 07-14-2007 12:09

ticketmaster
'convenience fees'
lick my taint
it is pretty convenient :(

Bounty 07-14-2007 12:16

When E.L.B. goes to a show
the fees make his anger grow
so to ease his complaint
TicketMaster licks taint
and seats him in the front row

LogRoller 07-14-2007 12:18

now bounty is stealing my thunder
it makes me so angry i'll chunder
but i can't stay mad
at this literate lad
if i could, his ******* i would plunder

Bounty 07-14-2007 12:21

Loggy's thunder I simply can't steal
The thought is purely surreal
With lightning wit
He's really the ****
So for his delight I now squeeeeeeeaaaaaaal!!!!

alienkiller 07-14-2007 13:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bounty (Post 11832197)
Loggy's thunder I simply can't steal
The thought is purely surreal
With lightning wit
He's really the ****
So for his delight I now squeeeeeeeaaaaaaal!!!!

hahaha nice

LogRoller 07-14-2007 14:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoobper (Post 11830759)
1. Religious nuts
2. They are ignorant, unwilling to change or accept something which goes against their beliefs
3. I'd like to see them get hit by a train/wiped out by the plague
4. A good thing is that they stick up for each other and give back to the community in some ways

i've always believed that it's odd
when the people who believe in god
get out and provoke
many other folk
so let's go and get on our jihad

LogRoller 07-14-2007 14:05

finally done. (thanks bounty :D)

Bounty 07-14-2007 20:52

Okay, but don't thank me yet, because I have another request. :D

1. Drive-by (grand)parents. Today, I literally had a 70-year-old woman in a car stop by the curb to offer me parenting advice while I was playing with Jack outside the bank - he was grabbing some mulch surrounding a tree, and she said, "I hope you have something to wash his hands off with, that mulch could be treated!"

2. You're a parent. I'm sure you know why this is irritating.

3. I wish karma could instantly strike in these situations. In this case, a cop pulling up behind her and telling her to focus on driving would have been nice.

4. Sometimes it's actually worthwhile advice, even though it's usually irritating just on principle.

I would like this to be a ballad, if possible. :heart:

LogRoller 07-14-2007 22:12

my swan song: incoming. starting now.

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 22:18

loggy was one of our best
we kept him so close to our chest
but now he is old
his old posts were gold
oh where has my loggy gone

loggy was cool
he made people fools
but now he is all gone away

oh why did he depart
this mortal coil
I wish he would know he was part
of the whole edifice,
he was the reason we toil

oh please dont let loggy be dead :cry:

^^ future eulogy

eggo 07-14-2007 22:21

1. anal sex in pornos
2. extremely smelly gas
3. emo kids
4. only having a 10" long penis

LogRoller 07-14-2007 22:45

okay, here it is: the ballad of bounty and the old busybody

so bounty and jay double you grad
went out with jack, their offspring lad
they took him out to learn the ropes
to see who's smart and who's a dope
the family walked around the mall
they browsed in shops and peered in stalls
and as they sat down to a meal
a very odd feeling they did feel
they sensed a presence just nearby
so bounty with his careful eye
did survey round the vast food court
to see if danger did purport
it took him just a little while
a lady faced him with a smile
"she's past her prime" old bounty thought
with old barettes her hair was fraught
her eyes peered over a wrinkled nose
she had a most judgemental pose
and just as bounty saw her true
he figured out what she would do
she stood and pointed at their child
"hey there!" she yelled, oh, she was riled
"you can't just feed him that old junk"
"he'll grow up bad, and be a punk!"
"you'll rot his teeth, you'll ruin his liver!"
"a hellion you will deliver!"
so bounty and his wife and kid
they got up fast, and ran, and hid
they lost her in a clothing store
but there she was, ready for more
"don't buy him those, they are too tight!"
"it shows too much! it's just not right!"
so bounty gathered all his fam
and off to somewhere else they ran
they found a place for him to play
(they put those things in malls these days)
as jack jumped on a big giraffe
bounty and jay dub had a laugh
but laughing soon was cut too short
that woman came back for more sport
"good lord!" she yelled, "he'll die for sure!"
"how could you be so immature!"
"don't let him climb up there so high!"
"he'll fall and break his neck and die!"
"i have twelve kids, i know what for!"
""so listen well, i know the score!"
well bounty just had had enough
he grabbed that fat ***** by the scruff
he dragged her towards a garbage can
and then he carried out his plan
he picked her up and threw her in
her legs stuck upwards from the bin
he grabbed a plank (there was a stack)
and then her ass cheeks he did smack
he smacked them once, he smacked them twice
he smacked them till she'd paid the price
when he was done, he laughed all merry
and jack gave her a big raspberry
so listen well, you fat old whores
the next time you're out at the store
no matter how much you are prone
that's his business, so mind your own

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 22:46

you spent half an hour doing that?

thats pretty heavy man, bounty must be as attractive as I've heard

LogRoller 07-14-2007 22:47

actually, i got interrupted with a baby feeding. gotta get that wife trained to not **** with me when i'm in the zone.

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 22:51

I put my nephew on the naughty step today

I felt worse than I think I would feel if I'd actually beat him

the little guy was crying his eyes out

is it normal for them to be so butthurt about the naughty step? ;<

(he's nearly 4 btw)


Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:32.
Page 12 of 14

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2003, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All Content Copyright 1999-2020 Tribalwar.Com, LLC