Old people sex
 

I was inspired to make this thread by NGFM's thread. So, old people, sex. Discuss.

I still have sex. Tuesdays, normally.

Probably should be a poll but whatever.

i at least expected a link to lemonparty.org but k

Figured midge would be more interested in midget sex.

this is gross

I stopped at 35, old ppl are disgusting

I stopped when my body fat percentage went above 15%, now I am back at 13% so I can have sex again. (for few years before it's gross again)

You should kill yourself midxe.

Although if Nina Hartley came knocking, I would have a go

scheduled weekly sex with a short, fat social retard sounds super hot

Sounds like a transaction :lol:

I can only imagine the diseases those camel massage parlors carry.

old people sex is when you pass one another in the hall and say **** you

You work like old people ****. Slow and sloppy.

I haven't gotten laid in like 4 months. Wife is pregs.

Dude! You gotta water that baby.

You've told that "joke" 948,713 times. It wasn't funny the first time.

You think midge records his porn at 720? I mean... anything more and you wouldn't be able to find him in the frame.

I'm pretty sure. ^^

Hey she signed up for this ride... MrsAlv puts in work. In my mind I am porn star level... then we have sex.

only on tuesdays lmao