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SuicideTaxi 07-26-2008 21:11

wtf did I do to myself
 
Okay get this... I go outside last night to smoke a cig, and I'm in the back yard, and I see a roach crawling around. I hate those nasty mother****ers, so I go to step on him, and it kicks into overdrive and starts running around the yard. Well no roach is any match for me, so I deploy my nimble Jackie Chan-like roach stomping skills and we go round-n-round the yard for a little bit, with me stamping all over the place trying to kill his disgusting little insect ass.

Well after about five or six stamps on the concrete, I flatten the thing and then beat on my chest in a proud display of human superiority, then finish up my cig, and I go back inside to the kitchen to grab some water before going back upstairs to my office.

Well, while I'm in the kitchen, I start feeling this really bad feeling on the lower left side of my back. It wasn't exactly a "pain", but it still kinda hurt if you know what I'm saying. At first I just thought I'd shaken my insides up a bit as I did mortal combat with the roach, but as I got my drink and made my way upstairs, the feeling became increasingly worse. When I got upstairs I decided to hit the bed instead of my office chair, and I laid down hoping the feeling would go away.

Well it didn't go away, in fact it got worse. But it didn't exactly hurt, it was more of a feeling of "Hey I'm feeling something somewhere I shouldnt be feeling anything... and it's scaring me... what the **** do I do??"

After walking around and panicking a bit and flopping around on the bed, eventually it subsided and I was able to relax. Now today, it doesn't "hurt" like I said, but I feel something there... right on my lower back on the left side, I guess where my kidneys are?

What the ****, man?

Did I like shock my insides or something stomping around on concrete??



Cliffs-

-Won a lot of money
-****ed supermodel
-Sry no pics

07-26-2008 21:13

Call a doctor?

confidential 07-26-2008 21:14

wow you have money and ****ed a supermodel this isnt poorpeople.com this is tribalwar

NoFiX 07-26-2008 21:15

tito ortiz has a big head

JodoFett 07-26-2008 21:16

So you did some miniscule level of physical activity for the first time in forever and your body is kind of shocked by it?

Procell 07-26-2008 21:16

whatever it is , let's all hope it's terminal

Vanster 07-26-2008 21:17

I thought you quit smoking?

wtf man

SuicideTaxi 07-26-2008 21:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by JodoFett (Post 13498838)
So you did some miniscule level of physical activity for the first time in forever and your body is kind of shocked by it?


Negro please.

I may work in I.T. and have no callouses, but I'm still fit and active.


Even a ****ing 80 year old man can stomp on the ground a few times and not need goddamned medical attention.

Vanster 07-26-2008 21:18

ok

JuggerNaught 07-26-2008 21:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuicideTaxi (Post 13498841)
Negro please.

I may work in I.T. and have no callouses, but I'm still fit and active.


Even a ****ing 80 year old man can stomp on the ground a few times and not need goddamned medical attention.

not if an 80 year old man has a weak lower back.

Pubknight 07-26-2008 21:21

You either pinched/tweaked a nerve during your stomping, and it will likely go away in a day or two... or... you only think you killed the roach... in reality it crawled up your leg, burrowed into your flesh and you are fostering roach-babies that will burst forth from you.

Probably more the former.

arcadus 07-26-2008 21:25

you done smoked yourself retarded

SuicideTaxi 07-26-2008 21:27

I want to live.

Gil 07-26-2008 21:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcadus (Post 13498859)
you done smoked yourself retarded

wrong kind of smoking

GreyGhost 07-26-2008 21:28

Take The WSBN Story out of your back pocket.

JohnnyX 07-26-2008 21:32

you're ****ing old bro

this is the first road-sign on the impending downward journey

Vanster 07-26-2008 21:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcadus (Post 13498859)
you done smoked yourself retarded

I thought that movie was stupid, but laughed my ass off at that line.

Dave Chappelle > *

Kore 07-26-2008 22:10

Maybe you dislodged a kidney stone and it has now begun it's trek towards the light.

Trem_r 07-26-2008 22:36

I had a pain similar to this a few years ago.. thought i was having a heart attack. It came on for no apparent reason. I went to the hospital and they couldn't find anything wrong with me.

This was a fw years ago, and at this point the only logical thing I've heard was that it was a gas bubble inside my body that was putting pressure on my organs.

SuicideTaxi 07-26-2008 22:56

I like... dislocated my kidney. :ugh:


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