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TheGrudge 07-14-2007 00:25

1. People who use too many coupons
2. They care so god damn much about their .20 off that they act like you just shot their new born baby or some ****.
3. I want to stuff a wad of coupons down their throat to make them choke.
4. I guess they are saving money.

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 00:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11830293)
there's rumors that al muk loves allah
and drives round a chevy impala
he says he's a young guy
but we know that's a lie
so we killed him and made "muk marsala"

we dont have chevys, we have LAND ROVERS :domotwak:

LogRoller 07-14-2007 00:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al'Muktar (Post 11829146)
oh damn you

1. Working with ****s who want to make a zombie film
2. Its 18 hours a day for 3 weeks and the scripts are always stupid
3. I hope they all fail and have to go work on some insipid gay porno film
4. The girls are generally hot

i'm haikuing this one:

i work long hours
zombie chicks eat actor's brains
they should eat my cock

LogRoller 07-14-2007 00:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGrudge (Post 11830320)
1. People who use too many coupons
2. They care so god damn much about their .20 off that they act like you just shot their new born baby or some ****.
3. I want to stuff a wad of coupons down their throat to make them choke.
4. I guess they are saving money.

a shopper thought that it'd be nifty
to use a coupon and be thrifty
but when she complained
she got thoroughly brained
and it wasn't just one, it was fifty

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 00:28

:heart: but the zombie film was written and directed by the ****s who are on my course

the chicks were hot though, but I still lost 3 weeks worth of 18 hour days for nothing

I want an EPIC!!!1111

TheGrudge 07-14-2007 00:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11830338)
a shopper thought that it'd be nifty
to use a coupon and be thrifty
but when she complained
she got thoroughly brained
and it wasn't just one, it was fifty

nice

LogRoller 07-14-2007 00:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al'Muktar (Post 11830340)
:heart: but the zombie film was written and directed by the ****s who are on my course

the chicks were hot though, but I still lost 3 weeks worth of 18 hour days for nothing

I want an EPIC!!!1111


i'm losing steam here man. give me an easier topic or something.

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 00:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11830345)
i'm losing steam here man. give me an easier topic or something.

I work with idiots from private schools

they like to make silly films/write silly film scripts about spooooky ****

I hope they all die

but the girls are hot

(and they're posh bastards)

LogRoller 07-14-2007 00:32

that's the same god damn topic al'muktar.

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 00:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11830359)
that's the same god damn topic al'muktar.

okay I'll write you a story ;[

one year, lil mukky had to work out how to record sound in an underground high-angle artillery position (filled with crack pipes and used needles) because some feller on his course wanted to make a film about vampires. Muk had to buy/force a budget revision in order to get **** loads of pillows to dampen the echoes.

The candles for the 'lighting ambience' (sic) set fire to muk's hair. Muk was mad.

Muk had to go reshoot the whole ****ing thing again because the **** of a director forgot to take the right-sized wide-angle lens for the shots he wanted

and then the next year, muk turned up to the 'class' meeting 5 minutes late because of a late bus, and had to work with the same director again to make a zombie film

the little bastards spend 500 on actors they found over myspace and made muk work 3 weeks of 18 hour days

and then they gave me a bad peer assessment ;[

LogRoller 07-14-2007 00:47

okay, here we go:

it was well known that muk loved to whine
of his colleagues he'd say "they're all swine!"
"the directors all sucked!"
"the location was ****ed!"
and yet somehow it all turned out fine

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 00:50

I call liberal bias :[

but :heart: all the same ;)

LogRoller 07-14-2007 00:51

:sunny:


Spoiler

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 00:53

I agree, but you are a fag enabler

with your 'poetry and that'

might as well be FRENCH

LogRoller 07-14-2007 00:54

okay, i think i am all caught up.

unless someone bumps this tomorrow, i'm declaring victory.

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 00:56

voulez vous coucher avec moi?

AI PAPI

see what I did there?

I combined two languages, whilst being intellectual and slutty at the same time

LogRoller 07-14-2007 01:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo (Post 11829783)
twhof mimediately, this thread is awesome. logroller rocks.


1. the thing/person you hate - General Anarchy Forum
2. what you hate about it/them - ****ting dick nipples
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them - ban'd
4. one redeeming thing about it/them - regular nipples.

forgot this one. quoting for later.

nolt 07-14-2007 01:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11825447)
there's one thing they say about poodles
of intelligence, they totally have oodles
but these puffy young pups
should all get lined up
and have an axe whacked in their noodles

thats bull**** i want my money back

mrcheesy 07-14-2007 01:36

very impressive

triple 07-14-2007 01:39

1) pedestrians
2) they're in the way
3) get whats coming to them
4) they die easily

LogRoller 07-14-2007 02:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by nolt (Post 11830579)
thats bull**** i want my money back

haha owned

Snoobper 07-14-2007 02:08

1. Religious nuts
2. They are ignorant, unwilling to change or accept something which goes against their beliefs
3. I'd like to see them get hit by a train/wiped out by the plague
4. A good thing is that they stick up for each other and give back to the community in some ways

Gizmo 07-14-2007 06:51

bumping for tomorrow

LogRoller 07-14-2007 12:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo (Post 11829783)
1. the thing/person you hate - General Anarchy Forum
2. what you hate about it/them - ****ting dick nipples
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them - ban'd
4. one redeeming thing about it/them - regular nipples.

insofar as the anarchy goes
tribalwar's, as a rule, really blows
it's all stupid pics
of ****, gore, and dicks
the best thing it could do now is close

LogRoller 07-14-2007 13:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by triple (Post 11830611)
1) pedestrians
2) they're in the way
3) get whats coming to them
4) they die easily

when people cross over the walk
poor triple must sit there and balk
it was hard to gauge
his horrible rage
till they outlined the bodies with chalk

Evil Light Bulb 07-14-2007 13:09

ticketmaster
'convenience fees'
lick my taint
it is pretty convenient :(

Bounty 07-14-2007 13:16

When E.L.B. goes to a show
the fees make his anger grow
so to ease his complaint
TicketMaster licks taint
and seats him in the front row

LogRoller 07-14-2007 13:18

now bounty is stealing my thunder
it makes me so angry i'll chunder
but i can't stay mad
at this literate lad
if i could, his ******* i would plunder

Bounty 07-14-2007 13:21

Loggy's thunder I simply can't steal
The thought is purely surreal
With lightning wit
He's really the ****
So for his delight I now squeeeeeeeaaaaaaal!!!!

alienkiller 07-14-2007 14:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bounty (Post 11832197)
Loggy's thunder I simply can't steal
The thought is purely surreal
With lightning wit
He's really the ****
So for his delight I now squeeeeeeeaaaaaaal!!!!

hahaha nice

LogRoller 07-14-2007 15:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoobper (Post 11830759)
1. Religious nuts
2. They are ignorant, unwilling to change or accept something which goes against their beliefs
3. I'd like to see them get hit by a train/wiped out by the plague
4. A good thing is that they stick up for each other and give back to the community in some ways

i've always believed that it's odd
when the people who believe in god
get out and provoke
many other folk
so let's go and get on our jihad

LogRoller 07-14-2007 15:05

finally done. (thanks bounty :D)

Bounty 07-14-2007 21:52

Okay, but don't thank me yet, because I have another request. :D

1. Drive-by (grand)parents. Today, I literally had a 70-year-old woman in a car stop by the curb to offer me parenting advice while I was playing with Jack outside the bank - he was grabbing some mulch surrounding a tree, and she said, "I hope you have something to wash his hands off with, that mulch could be treated!"

2. You're a parent. I'm sure you know why this is irritating.

3. I wish karma could instantly strike in these situations. In this case, a cop pulling up behind her and telling her to focus on driving would have been nice.

4. Sometimes it's actually worthwhile advice, even though it's usually irritating just on principle.

I would like this to be a ballad, if possible. :heart:

LogRoller 07-14-2007 23:12

my swan song: incoming. starting now.

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 23:18

loggy was one of our best
we kept him so close to our chest
but now he is old
his old posts were gold
oh where has my loggy gone

loggy was cool
he made people fools
but now he is all gone away

oh why did he depart
this mortal coil
I wish he would know he was part
of the whole edifice,
he was the reason we toil

oh please dont let loggy be dead :cry:

^^ future eulogy

eggo 07-14-2007 23:21

1. anal sex in pornos
2. extremely smelly gas
3. emo kids
4. only having a 10" long penis

LogRoller 07-14-2007 23:45

okay, here it is: the ballad of bounty and the old busybody

so bounty and jay double you grad
went out with jack, their offspring lad
they took him out to learn the ropes
to see who's smart and who's a dope
the family walked around the mall
they browsed in shops and peered in stalls
and as they sat down to a meal
a very odd feeling they did feel
they sensed a presence just nearby
so bounty with his careful eye
did survey round the vast food court
to see if danger did purport
it took him just a little while
a lady faced him with a smile
"she's past her prime" old bounty thought
with old barettes her hair was fraught
her eyes peered over a wrinkled nose
she had a most judgemental pose
and just as bounty saw her true
he figured out what she would do
she stood and pointed at their child
"hey there!" she yelled, oh, she was riled
"you can't just feed him that old junk"
"he'll grow up bad, and be a punk!"
"you'll rot his teeth, you'll ruin his liver!"
"a hellion you will deliver!"
so bounty and his wife and kid
they got up fast, and ran, and hid
they lost her in a clothing store
but there she was, ready for more
"don't buy him those, they are too tight!"
"it shows too much! it's just not right!"
so bounty gathered all his fam
and off to somewhere else they ran
they found a place for him to play
(they put those things in malls these days)
as jack jumped on a big giraffe
bounty and jay dub had a laugh
but laughing soon was cut too short
that woman came back for more sport
"good lord!" she yelled, "he'll die for sure!"
"how could you be so immature!"
"don't let him climb up there so high!"
"he'll fall and break his neck and die!"
"i have twelve kids, i know what for!"
""so listen well, i know the score!"
well bounty just had had enough
he grabbed that fat ***** by the scruff
he dragged her towards a garbage can
and then he carried out his plan
he picked her up and threw her in
her legs stuck upwards from the bin
he grabbed a plank (there was a stack)
and then her ass cheeks he did smack
he smacked them once, he smacked them twice
he smacked them till she'd paid the price
when he was done, he laughed all merry
and jack gave her a big raspberry
so listen well, you fat old whores
the next time you're out at the store
no matter how much you are prone
that's his business, so mind your own

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 23:46

you spent half an hour doing that?

thats pretty heavy man, bounty must be as attractive as I've heard

LogRoller 07-14-2007 23:47

actually, i got interrupted with a baby feeding. gotta get that wife trained to not **** with me when i'm in the zone.

Al'Muktar 07-14-2007 23:51

I put my nephew on the naughty step today

I felt worse than I think I would feel if I'd actually beat him

the little guy was crying his eyes out

is it normal for them to be so butthurt about the naughty step? ;<

(he's nearly 4 btw)


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