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LogRoller 07-13-2007 02:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrogNettle (Post 11825690)
1.Reality
2.Won't just disappear
3.Disappear
4.Allows for pleasurable stimulation of the genitals

frognettle hates that which is real
for his heart there was nothing could heal
till he found old tee dub
and his penis he'd rub
its forums gave him new ways to feel

LogRoller 07-13-2007 02:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xcursion (Post 11825707)
Only if it's a poem I enjoy.

accepted. this might take a few minutes (edit: or HOURS because i am falling alsleep). i need the inspirado. too much source material.

FrogNettle 07-13-2007 02:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11825713)
frognettle hates that which is real
for his heart there was nothing could heal
till he found old tee dub
and his penis he'd rub
its forums gave him new ways to feel

you make me all warm inside :heart:

LogRoller 07-13-2007 02:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vialls2 (Post 11825562)
That Loggy is one clever guy
His rhyming is cutting and wry
Just request a sonnet
and he'll jump right on it
With a meter to make us all cry

btw, thanks for this. :sunny:

Data 07-13-2007 03:01

There once was a chap named Loggy,
Wrote poems quite lyrically foggy.
He started a thread,
And much to our dread,
Carried on 'til the pages were soggy.

Bomba 07-13-2007 03:14

1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

1)ame
2)deception
3)mental clarity
4)very moral

Rilke 07-13-2007 03:26

limericks and haiku are not 'epic poems'. Epic Poems are (generally) extended narrative poems that celebrate heroism.

Data 07-13-2007 03:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rilke (Post 11825844)
limericks and haiku are not 'epic poems'. Epic Poems are (generally) extended narrative poems that celebrate heroism.

OK Poem Nazi.

Are you seriously fagging out about our poems? The ****?

Darkstrand 07-13-2007 03:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11824895)
unless that's not what you want, in which case, go porkhole your mom.

anyway, here's the request format - tell me the following:

1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

and i will attempt to write an epic poem (limerick, haiku, other) to reflect your innermost feelings.

either that, or i will return your flames in kind.

or maybe i will ignore them.

it's hard to tell.

1. the feel of cotton
2. the wierd sensation on my finger tips
3. to not be so dry
4. it makes for good clothes

LogRoller 07-13-2007 12:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rilke (Post 11825844)
limericks and haiku are not 'epic poems'. Epic Poems are (generally) extended narrative poems that celebrate heroism.

haiku and limericks are poems. this thread is epic. the poems are in this thread. therefore, the poems within this thread are epic. qed.

when you make your own thread offering to write poems for everyone, you can do whatever you like, you big whiner.

ayz 07-13-2007 12:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11824895)
1. the thing/person you hate: logroller
2. what you hate about it/them: he's old
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them: lose his hair
4. one redeeming thing about it/them: he's old


ayz 07-13-2007 12:06

logroller wrote me

a haiku, but i wanted

a myspace profile

Code4 07-13-2007 12:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11824895)

1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

1. Poems
2. Everything
3. be outlawed
4. when they are over.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 12:11

ayz you fag, i can't quote that. now i have to copy and paste.

ayz 07-13-2007 12:21

i'm sorry

Philipsz 07-13-2007 12:23

Oh, cool. I just realized that I misread the thread title.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 12:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by ayz
1. the thing/person you hate: logroller
2. what you hate about it/them: he's old
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them: lose his hair
4. one redeeming thing about it/them: he's old

poem for ayz about me:

so log got out of bed one day
his hair had started turning grey
his poor old bones did creak and crack
he *****ed and whined and held his back
his old moptop was getting thinner
he eats boiled things a lot for dinner
despite it all, he still was glad
for getting old is not so sad
he's haunted by time's ticking clock
but he doesn't have small asian cock

Evil Light Bulb 07-13-2007 12:37

1. levee
2. taught me to weep and moan :(
3. become useless, let the waters subside
4. also brought death and destruction upon my enemies

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Light Bulb (Post 11826962)
1. levee
2. taught me to weep and moan :(
3. become useless, let the waters subside
4. also brought death and destruction upon my enemies

If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break,
If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break,
When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way home,
You don't know which way to go?
If you're goin' down South
They got no work to do,
If you're going NORTH to Chicago.

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
Thinkin' about my baby and my happy home.
Going, going to Chicago.. Going to Chicago.. Sorry but I can't take you..
Going down.. going down now.. going down...

Spoiler

Code4 07-13-2007 15:34

wtf loggy where's mine?

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Code4 (Post 11827929)
wtf loggy where's mine?

i'll get to it. my testicles hurt, i'm on the phone, and it's all distracting me.

in fact, i will work on it right now. there are a few others i've missed as well.

sheeptaur 07-13-2007 15:36

1. fat people
2. they smell
3. eat a salad
4. they are funny to watch when they walk down hills.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Code4 (Post 11826809)
1. Poems
2. Everything
3. be outlawed
4. when they are over.

when it comes to writing a poem
there are those who do and don't know'em
and then there's code4
that inveterate whore
if he hates them all this oughtta show'im

Code4 07-13-2007 15:43

:clap: I hate it and love it at the same time

LogRoller 07-13-2007 15:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xcursion (Post 11825677)
1. JuggerNaught.
2. complete moron.
3. his mobile home to explode due to lack of working air conditioner
4. He makes every other man look to attractive to women when he's around.

Spoiler

there was an old fat man named juggs
who was clearly on all sorts of drugs
like a lamb to the slaughter
he cried "aids in our water!"
but the water supply's got no bugs

Bounty 07-13-2007 15:48

I like this thread. Here is my request:
1. Poor grammar and spelling.

2. In this digital age, especially with the advent of spellchecking in any text field as provided by Firefox, there is truly no excuse for the excessive amount of common spelling errors that plague these boards every day.

3. I would like people to be whisked away 10 or 20 years into the future so that they may observe the glorious career in fast food cuisine that awaits, should they not change their ways.

4. If they don't change their ways, it will at least be nice to know that someone will be there to grill my Whopper.

Surge 07-13-2007 15:50

1. ant mele
2. has brown elbows
3. die in a fire
4. smells like flowers

k GO

JackBlack 07-13-2007 15:52

1. Gooks
2. Bad drivers
3. Napalm
4. Mr. Miyagi

Rilke 07-13-2007 15:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11826783)
haiku and limericks are poems. this thread is epic. the poems are in this thread. therefore, the poems within this thread are epic. qed.

when you make your own thread offering to write poems for everyone, you can do whatever you like, you big whiner.


Indeed, the poems in this thread are epic, but they are not epic poems.

Xcursion 07-13-2007 16:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by LogRoller (Post 11828009)
there was an old fat man named juggs
who was clearly on all sorts of drugs
like a lamb to the slaughter
he cried "aids in our water!"
but the water supply's got no bugs

I thought it was going to be a long one. I still like it though.

Bounty 07-13-2007 16:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xcursion (Post 11828075)
I thought it was going to be a long one. I still like it though.

[obligatory]That's what she said.[/obligatory]

LogRoller 07-13-2007 16:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheeptaur (Post 11827949)
1. fat people
2. they smell
3. eat a salad
4. they are funny to watch when they walk down hills.

first there was mav, he's super fat
he's also emo and a brat
there's also avatar, that tub
he'd spread lard all over his grub
young gwokable has much to lose
where weight's concerned, this is old news
and gofishgrrl, that big fat whale
she'd hork down pizza by the bale
dr jonez could lose some weight
biking should help drive his fate
kahula is said to be plump
she sports a muffin top o'er her rump
fngrbang thinks he's not bulky
but mention it, and he gets sulky
yes all the tee dub fatties whine
they need to lose their bottom line
and though we love them, fat and all
a skinny man can best stand tall

LogRoller 07-13-2007 16:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xcursion (Post 11828075)
I thought it was going to be a long one. I still like it though.

i started a long one, but there are not too many words that rhyme with "missle" and "conditioner".

LogRoller 07-13-2007 16:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bounty (Post 11828025)
I like this thread. Here is my request:
1. Poor grammar and spelling.

2. In this digital age, especially with the advent of spellchecking in any text field as provided by Firefox, there is truly no excuse for the excessive amount of common spelling errors that plague these boards every day.

3. I would like people to be whisked away 10 or 20 years into the future so that they may observe the glorious career in fast food cuisine that awaits, should they not change their ways.

4. If they don't change their ways, it will at least be nice to know that someone will be there to grill my Whopper.

when ppl use grammar so bad
it maeks bounty super big mad
he smash and he shout
and he sit there to pout
me think that he might be on pad

LogRoller 07-13-2007 16:20

okay, i don't want to pat myself on the back or anything
Spoiler
but i'm laughing pretty hard at that one. :lol:

Diablo Escobar 07-13-2007 16:21

has anyone mentioned Stu Scott yet and his stupid ****ing glass eye and ****ty pseudo-ebonics catchphrases

LogRoller 07-13-2007 16:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surge (Post 11828033)
1. ant mele
2. has brown elbows
3. die in a fire
4. smells like flowers

k GO

wtf is ant mele? i googled it but can't figure it out.

LogRoller 07-13-2007 16:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackBlack (Post 11828039)
1. Gooks
2. Bad drivers
3. Napalm
4. Mr. Miyagi

it took quite a bit of persuasion
to get me to write about asians
yes they cook very well
but as drivers they smell
and their testes are the size of raisins

LogRoller 07-13-2007 16:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkstrand (Post 11825850)
1. the feel of cotton
2. the wierd sensation on my finger tips
3. to not be so dry
4. it makes for good clothes

so darkstrand loves the feel of cotton
all other clothes he thinks are rotten
but all he wears are panties
a fashion vigilante
now his image will n'er be forgotten

LogRoller 07-13-2007 16:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomba (Post 11825812)
1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them

1)ame
2)deception
3)mental clarity
4)very moral

i don't know what this is either.


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