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Bounty 01-15-2009 13:01

Some newb got pissed off at me (IA message log - ongoing?)
 
So, I was playing on a pub with some guy who apparently was offended at my "immaturity" - particularly in regard to my use of taunts involving the word "semen".

He sent me the following message:

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpascooch
You've got......well, not much
From: Danpascooch
To: Bounty-TW
Date: Janurary 14, 2009 5:22 PM

Just letting you know ive sent a detailed report of you're "activities" via the report abuse function, and you better hope I don't find a vulnerability in that site of yours, you better have it backed up. You could always report me if you want, but I have two other accounts I could always use. Here's a free lesson, pissing me off is not smart, because payback is a ***** Later


... to which I replied:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bounty-TW
RE: You've got......well, not much
From: Bounty-TW
To: Danpascooch
Date: Janurary 15, 2009 9:52 AM

Dear Mr. Dan Pascooch:

It was a pleasure to receive your electronic message to me. Please know that I was entertained, yet also somewhat concerned, by the content of said message.

To be perfectly honest, I had completely forgotten you existed after I retired for the evening yesterday - at least, until now. Do you not also find it disturbing that you seem to be obsessed over someone you have never met, and know next-to-nothing about?

I suggest highly that you seek some sort of intensive psychotherapy to deal with what may be repressed issues of abandonment that have led to your apparently persistent state of self-loathing, combined with a propensity for misdirected aggression toward those you subconsciously perceive as your superiors (whether that perception be justifiable or not).

You certainly have my best wishes for a healthy and expedient recovery from your personal woes. Should you require a reference to a Licensed Clinical Social Worker or such, please do notify me immediately, and I shall be happy to make arrangements for care on your behalf.

Toodaloo!

Yours truly,

Bounty

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People make me :lol:

Rampancy 01-15-2009 18:28

I ****ing hate IA people

They're worse than the ******s in counterstrike

Bounty 01-15-2009 23:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpascooch
Wow, you call me obsessed? that was like a full page, do you have a job or family? or just spend hour after hour retailiating to every person you inevitably piss off by merely existing? please let me know as soon as you can, and I would be more than glad to make arrangements for intensive "sticking my foot up your ass" therepy.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Bounty
Dear Daniel,

What a pleasure to hear from you again!

It is so wonderful to see that you are still attempting to spell multi-syllabic words correctly. Keep at it, old chap, and one day I am quite sure you will get the hang of it!

Oh, and fear not for the time I spend in correspondence with you. Though I am sure you are quite accustomed to spending hours on end typing out a message, poring through your dictionary to ensure you are using words properly (if not spelling them so), rest assured that these meager compositions of mine require but a minuscule portion of my day - thus far, I have spent approximately 45 seconds on this one to you.

Daniel, I noticed that your birthday is coming up soon! Just shy of Valentine's Day, if I am not mistaken! How excellent! Shall I purchase you something lovely? Let me know, dear boy, as I believe I have a gift certificate to Victoria's Secret.

Tata!

Bounty


SteveDave 01-16-2009 03:03

Thank you.

Keep us updated.

EPIK 01-16-2009 10:46

Bounty, you're a nerrrrrrrrrrd.

Chubooka 01-21-2009 09:35

Thats just funny humor...haha love it!!

thereal Shaolinmonk 01-22-2009 14:58

Quote:

It is so wonderful to see that you are still attempting to spell multi-syllabic words correctly
this made me lol!

Stilgar 01-23-2009 13:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDave (Post 14168114)
Thank you.

Keep us updated.

GGs, man.


Bounty - I may be able to "help."
Let me know.

BugsPray 01-30-2009 08:52

Need update.

Bounty 02-03-2009 13:58

Oops, forgot about this thread. I already deleted all the messages (he sent a couple more rambling ones), but the short of it is that he's not going to be playing Legions anymore. Thank God.

kam11 02-07-2009 01:34

suggest highly that you seek some sort of intensive psychotherapy to deal with what may be repressed issues of abandonment that have led to your apparently persistent state of self-loathing, combined with a propensity for misdirected aggression toward those you subconsciously perceive as your superiors (whether that perception be justifiable or not).

You certainly have my best wishes for a healthy and expedient recovery from your personal woes. Should you require a reference to a Licensed Clinical Social Worker or such, please do notify me immediately, and I shall be happy to make arrangements for care on your behalf.


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