[TW Army] Now accepting applications
 

This is the TW Army of US. We're away from our desk right now and will return on September 12th. Recruiting is closed.

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Grand Spiritual Leader: cael
Colonel: lemon
Major: Kelven
Captain: PMasta Flex, GreyGhost, Fourstar, Code4, Osmethae
LT: SuperTrap, Elvi****ler , Groove, CRAB PEOPLE, Defcon 1, Rosencrantz, narmF, Laughing-Stork, ElectroWaffle, Rooster128, nada, epidemic

Sergeant Major of the Army: SmilingCanadian
Sergeant Major: MaxxCarnage
Sergeant First Class: SkittleBrew, Travace
Sergeant: samUwell, Krayvok
Corporal: Togowack
PFC: Zool
Private: Arsin


CLAUDE

im sewer king already what can u offer me

this whole concept is ****ing stupid. $10 to whoever frags OP

:wave:

ten whole dollars, whoa

Move me to General or colonel I specialize in strategy and demolitions. No need to take off a head if they are blown to smithereens

I almost made you a Captain but I feel you'd be a better fit for the rank and file. Prove yourself in battle and that's the next step.

I have hereby promoted you to Sergeant First Class. You will be responsible for our armor company.

Check that I'm more of a field commander

automatic Captain

Without support and logistics this army will fail. I nominate myself for gun librarian.

your head will be practice

first we'll cut it off

then our medic will stitch it back on

then we'll cut it off again

I carry big revolver, I came to blow holes in fundamentalists.

i reject this.

i'd be a captain but i don't want to hangout with the tryhard

put me where you know my skills would be most useful

dood they are muslims... say it...sayyyy it...

Has the position of War Monger been filled yet?

fine ill join but only as a general. i have +10 leadership abilities.

now roll for initiative

You are not allowed to do that. The penalty is death.

You sir, are now the Captain responsible for our intelligence company. Thank you for your service.

you are missing position of mp. who will keep peace amongst tw army if no mp?

Now that we've had a number of applications I will break down the current company leadership structure.

Intelligence Company: Captain - Fourstar
Armor Company: SFC - Skeletor666
Infantry Company: Captain - PMasta Flex
Support Company: Captain - GrayGhost

Please don't not take this less than seriously.

edit: I am the MP. I will shoot you in the head then cut it off. While I find it distasteful I will do what is necessary to see our flag by the dawn's early light. Our support company will consist of mechanics and medics. Two platoons will prepare looted vehicles for service and two platoons will provide medical services.

Dear NSA, CIA, FBI, ATF and other no name agencies. Welcome! :wave:

I have a **** ton of guns, ammo, and other supplies. Just call me "United States"...I'll supply both sides...

I'll clean the latrines.

5 round magazines need not apply

Automatic LT. You'll be serving in support (mechanics).

Drafted?

Ok I'm in

**** the Army I'm joining the TW Navy and getting ***** and rum

Can I be an able seaman in the TW army?

I have stripped Zool of his leadership position. It was a difficult decision but his attitude was poor. One more outburst from him and he'll be cleaning latrines with Nash in prison. I do not want his head. SmilingCanadian is now the Command Sergeant Major of the TW Army. Congratulations Mr. Canadian. I apologize for overlooking you during the initial recruitment period.

Would you mind Armor?

You are drafted. Please begin gathering tools both metric and standard.

LT. Support. Medical. Please wash your hands.

No I'm going to be Fleet Admiral of the TW Navy and make Bounty my cabin boy.

you have been drafted by the way

you are a PFC and your next step will be LT

prove yourself and it will be sooner rather than later

Although you seem to be resisting my ultimate authority I have a feeling that you're ready to serve. I will offer you a position as an LT in our Intelligence Company in charge of Naval Intelligence and fleet acquisition. When you capture 5+ ships you will be in charge of the Navy but until then you will fall under Army leadership. Resist and die.

I'll still need Bounty as my Cabin Boy and Rum


lots of Rum



and not the cheap **** I want the good ****

I didn't get drafted :(

It's probably the name

No one wants to say they are fighting with hitler


except maybe absent