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lemon 08-29-2014 23:21

[TW Army] Now accepting applications
 
This is the TW Army of US. We're away from our desk right now and will return on September 12th. Recruiting is closed.

:psyduck:

Grand Spiritual Leader: cael
Colonel: lemon
Major: Kelven
Captain: PMasta Flex, GreyGhost, Fourstar, Code4, Osmethae
LT: SuperTrap, Elvi****ler , Groove, CRAB PEOPLE, Defcon 1, Rosencrantz, narmF, Laughing-Stork, ElectroWaffle, Rooster128, nada, epidemic

Sergeant Major of the Army: SmilingCanadian
Sergeant Major: MaxxCarnage
Sergeant First Class: SkittleBrew, Travace
Sergeant: samUwell, Krayvok
Corporal: Togowack
PFC: Zool
Private: Arsin


CLAUDE

cael 08-29-2014 23:22

im sewer king already what can u offer me

Rev_Night 08-29-2014 23:30

this whole concept is ****ing stupid. $10 to whoever frags OP

MaxxCarnage 08-29-2014 23:30

:wave:

GreyGhost 08-29-2014 23:32

ten whole dollars, whoa

Skeletor666 08-29-2014 23:36

Move me to General or colonel I specialize in strategy and demolitions. No need to take off a head if they are blown to smithereens

lemon 08-29-2014 23:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxxCarnage (Post 18168519)
:wave:

I almost made you a Captain but I feel you'd be a better fit for the rank and file. Prove yourself in battle and that's the next step.

lemon 08-29-2014 23:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skeletor666 (Post 18168522)
Move me to General or colonel I specialize in strategy and demolitions. No need to take off a head if they are blown to smithereens

I have hereby promoted you to Sergeant First Class. You will be responsible for our armor company.

Skeletor666 08-29-2014 23:39

Check that I'm more of a field commander

lemon 08-29-2014 23:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreyGhost (Post 18168520)
ten whole dollars, whoa

automatic Captain

Plasmatic 08-29-2014 23:42

Without support and logistics this army will fail. I nominate myself for gun librarian.

lemon 08-29-2014 23:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev_Night (Post 18168517)
this whole concept is ****ing stupid. $10 to whoever frags OP

your head will be practice

first we'll cut it off

then our medic will stitch it back on

then we'll cut it off again

MaxxCarnage 08-29-2014 23:44

I carry big revolver, I came to blow holes in fundamentalists.

ZooL 08-29-2014 23:44

i reject this.

FOURSTAR 08-29-2014 23:44

i'd be a captain but i don't want to hangout with the tryhard

put me where you know my skills would be most useful

ZooL 08-29-2014 23:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxxCarnage (Post 18168536)
I carry big revolver, I came to blow holes in fundamentalists.

dood they are muslims... say it...sayyyy it...

Plasmatic 08-29-2014 23:46

Has the position of War Monger been filled yet?

Rev_Night 08-29-2014 23:47

fine ill join but only as a general. i have +10 leadership abilities.

now roll for initiative

lemon 08-29-2014 23:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZooL (Post 18168537)
i reject this.

You are not allowed to do that. The penalty is death.

lemon 08-29-2014 23:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by FOURSTAR (Post 18168538)
i'd be a captain but i don't want to hangout with the tryhard

put me where you know my skills would be most useful

You sir, are now the Captain responsible for our intelligence company. Thank you for your service.

narmF 08-29-2014 23:53

you are missing position of mp. who will keep peace amongst tw army if no mp?

lemon 08-29-2014 23:56

Now that we've had a number of applications I will break down the current company leadership structure.

Intelligence Company: Captain - Fourstar
Armor Company: SFC - Skeletor666
Infantry Company: Captain - PMasta Flex
Support Company: Captain - GrayGhost

Please don't not take this less than seriously.

edit: I am the MP. I will shoot you in the head then cut it off. While I find it distasteful I will do what is necessary to see our flag by the dawn's early light. Our support company will consist of mechanics and medics. Two platoons will prepare looted vehicles for service and two platoons will provide medical services.

SuperTrap 08-29-2014 23:57

Dear NSA, CIA, FBI, ATF and other no name agencies. Welcome! :wave:

Smiling Canadian 08-30-2014 00:00

I have a **** ton of guns, ammo, and other supplies. Just call me "United States"...I'll supply both sides...

Nash 08-30-2014 00:01

I'll clean the latrines.

Elvis Hitler 08-30-2014 00:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smiling Canadian (Post 18168549)
I have a **** ton of guns, ammo, and other supplies. Just call me "United States"...I'll supply both sides...

5 round magazines need not apply

lemon 08-30-2014 00:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperTrap (Post 18168548)
Dear NSA, CIA, FBI, ATF and other no name agencies. Welcome! :wave:

Automatic LT. You'll be serving in support (mechanics).

SuperTrap 08-30-2014 00:08

Drafted?

Ok I'm in

Code4 08-30-2014 00:09

**** the Army I'm joining the TW Navy and getting ***** and rum

Yaason 08-30-2014 00:09

Can I be an able seaman in the TW army?

lemon 08-30-2014 00:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smiling Canadian (Post 18168549)
I have a **** ton of guns, ammo, and other supplies. Just call me "United States"...I'll supply both sides...

I have stripped Zool of his leadership position. It was a difficult decision but his attitude was poor. One more outburst from him and he'll be cleaning latrines with Nash in prison. I do not want his head. SmilingCanadian is now the Command Sergeant Major of the TW Army. Congratulations Mr. Canadian. I apologize for overlooking you during the initial recruitment period.

lemon 08-30-2014 00:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Code4 (Post 18168557)
**** the Army I'm joining the TW Navy and getting ***** and rum

Would you mind Armor?

lemon 08-30-2014 00:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperTrap (Post 18168556)
Drafted?

Ok I'm in

You are drafted. Please begin gathering tools both metric and standard.

lemon 08-30-2014 00:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yaason (Post 18168558)
Can I be an able seaman in the TW army?

LT. Support. Medical. Please wash your hands.

Code4 08-30-2014 00:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemon (Post 18168560)
Would you mind Armor?

No I'm going to be Fleet Admiral of the TW Navy and make Bounty my cabin boy.

lemon 08-30-2014 00:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by narmF (Post 18168545)
you are missing position of mp. who will keep peace amongst tw army if no mp?

you have been drafted by the way

you are a PFC and your next step will be LT

prove yourself and it will be sooner rather than later

lemon 08-30-2014 00:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Code4 (Post 18168566)
No I'm going to be Fleet Admiral of the TW Navy and make Bounty my cabin boy.

Although you seem to be resisting my ultimate authority I have a feeling that you're ready to serve. I will offer you a position as an LT in our Intelligence Company in charge of Naval Intelligence and fleet acquisition. When you capture 5+ ships you will be in charge of the Navy but until then you will fall under Army leadership. Resist and die.

Code4 08-30-2014 00:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemon (Post 18168570)
Although you seem to be resisting my ultimate authority I have a feeling that you're ready to serve. I will offer you a position as an LT in our Intelligence Company in charge of Naval Intelligence and fleet acquisition. When you capture 5+ ships you will be in charge of the Navy but until then you will fall under Army leadership. Resist and die.

I'll still need Bounty as my Cabin Boy and Rum


lots of Rum



and not the cheap **** I want the good ****

Elvis Hitler 08-30-2014 00:22

I didn't get drafted :(

Krayvok 08-30-2014 00:25

lol, Private? Really....


rev, mich, dare, kj, so many others that are far worse than I am.

Plus, I know my phonetics, and I can run a mile in under 7 minutes...


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