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Code4 08-30-2014 00:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis Hitler (Post 18168572)
I didn't get drafted :(

It's probably the name

No one wants to say they are fighting with hitler


except maybe absent

lemon 08-30-2014 00:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Code4 (Post 18168571)
I'll still need Bounty as my Cabin Boy and Rum


lots of Rum



and not the cheap **** I want the good ****


loot is loot

as a member of our Intelligence Company it will be up to you to find the rum and the ships carrying it

I will certainly make note of your desires and will forward a portion of any looted Rum to your current location. Thank you for your service. Regarding a cabin boy: You are welcome to any person not employed by the TW Army to do your bidding. Loot is loot.

arsin 08-30-2014 00:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by FOURSTAR (Post 18168538)
i'd be a captain but i don't want to hangout with the tryhard

put me where you know my skills would be most useful

No dualies on the team (sorry it's a trust issue). lemon can I kik the **** off? I've always wanted to do that (bucket list thing) plus it sounds rhythmical. plus I can show some battle skills - if only against a vastly inferior opponent but still ...

lemon 08-30-2014 00:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krayvok (Post 18168575)
lol, Private? Really....


rev, mich, dare, kj, so many others that are far worse than I am.

Plus, I know my phonetics, and I can run a mile in under 7 minutes...

I will promote you to Corporal if you prove yourself in battle. Do not be insubordinate or you'll join Nash in the latrines.

lemon 08-30-2014 00:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis Hitler (Post 18168572)
I didn't get drafted :(

I only draft the unwilling. You are an LT in any Company you desire.

lemon 08-30-2014 00:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by arsin (Post 18168578)
No dualies on the team (sorry it's a trust issue). lemon can I kik the **** off? I've always wanted to do that (bucket list thing) plus it sounds rhythmical. plus I can show some battle skills - if only against a vastly inferior opponent but still ...

Private

Krayvok 08-30-2014 00:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemon (Post 18168579)
I will promote you to Corporal if you prove yourself in battle. Do not be insubordinate or you'll join Nash in the latrines.

salute, awaiting orders.

lemon 08-30-2014 00:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krayvok (Post 18168582)
salute, awaiting orders.

collect tools

Thank you for your service.

Elvis Hitler 08-30-2014 00:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemon (Post 18168580)
I only draft the unwilling. You are an LT in any Company you desire.

Pioneers. We will need some engineering and beard prowess.

EyeZ 08-30-2014 00:52

Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

Groove 08-30-2014 00:55

i would like to know more

lemon 08-30-2014 01:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis Hitler (Post 18168586)
Pioneers. We will need some engineering and beard prowess.

That falls under Intelligence for now. Soon we will have an engineering brigade.

lemon 08-30-2014 01:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groove (Post 18168591)
i would like to know more

Automatic LT.

EyeZ 08-30-2014 01:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groove (Post 18168591)
i would like to know more


Only good bug is a dead bug. Hundreds of men and women are enlisting today. They're doing their part, are you?

Groove 08-30-2014 01:16

if it involves a young denise richards, i'm in

arcadus 08-30-2014 01:17

i nominate cael as tw king

cogzinofa 08-30-2014 01:19

I'm not joining any org where skeletor is ranked higher than private.

lemon 08-30-2014 01:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groove (Post 18168606)
if it involves a young denise richards, i'm in


you've been offered a position

accept it or die

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcadus (Post 18168607)
i nominate cael as tw king

cael is the spiritual leader of our Army

Quote:

Originally Posted by cogzinofa (Post 18168608)
I'm not joining any org where skeletor is ranked higher than private.

latrines with Nash

cogzinofa 08-30-2014 01:25

I didn't want to join your stupid army anyway.

I'm going to go make my own army.

with strippers.

and blackjack.

Pirate Steve 08-30-2014 01:28

Pirates don't have to worry about this ****.


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