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Plasmatic 03-24-2021 01:11

The cum accelerates
 
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It***8217;s been three minutes. You can***8217;t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It***8217;s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your ******* instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird***8217;s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the ***8220;Cummet.***8221; You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

Brasstax 03-24-2021 01:14

Paging midge

lemontw 03-24-2021 01:15

plas is ****in meltdown

Mitchdubai 03-24-2021 01:17

If Dare is now sending his meds out to multiple TW assholes to try, where's mine. Oh, hang on...

Edofnor 03-24-2021 01:30

tbh u have summed up a good ol fashioned ball drainer bate sesh

but u left out that u gotta ~keep it prone~ masterbate w/ mattress **** not toilet jerk

havax 03-24-2021 01:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plasmatic (Post 19314245)
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. Itís been three minutes. You canít stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. Itís been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your ******* instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a birdís eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the ďCummet.Ē You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

:rofl:

LGBR 03-24-2021 01:41

thread of the year 2021

Edofnor 03-24-2021 01:41

including last year 2020

easilyodd 03-24-2021 01:58

no idea what's going on but i feel like i should be on the first page

lemontw 03-24-2021 02:01

cliffs?

tl;dr

etc.

ad nauseum

bowl of blood 03-24-2021 02:08

y would u jack off on the toilet

Mitchdubai 03-24-2021 03:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowl of blood (Post 19314267)
y would u jack off on the toilet

Because the rest of the trailer is full of hillbillies.

havax 03-24-2021 03:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai (Post 19314277)
Because the rest of the trailer is full of hillbillies.

makes no ****ing sense.

you are stupid.

stop ruining threads.

kys, thx.

bowl of blood 03-24-2021 03:54

yeah why not just ask one of the hillbillies to jerk you off

havax 03-24-2021 04:12

exactly! you could learn a thing or two from bob, midge

Mitchdubai 03-24-2021 04:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by havax (Post 19314280)
makes no ****ing sense.

you are stupid.

stop ruining threads.

kys, thx.

Is English not your first language, or are you just being deliberately dumb because Trump lost by a landslide?

havax 03-24-2021 05:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitchdubai (Post 19314286)
Is English not your first language, or are you just being deliberately dumb because Trump lost by a landslide?

which part did u not understand, *******?

Mitchdubai 03-24-2021 05:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by havax (Post 19314287)
which part did u not understand, *******?

I understood what you said but it seems you didn't understand my post. Let me know if I need to find some crayons.

Danno 03-24-2021 06:40

https://i.imgur.com/vG8Uh20.gif nws

SeVeReD 03-24-2021 09:44

It's because of the new virus variant. We'll all be infinite cumming soon.
The Never Ending Story


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