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and I'll explain because you're a buddy: for the sake of my pole I'll lick her back hole - but this week I'd find it quite bloody. |
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could make her as gay as reggs women on the rag dont want a shag oh what the **** lets call the feds ;< |
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it was his job, in rain or fog he'd roll them right, he'd roll them left he'd roll them till he was bereft to home he'd go, all tired and beat to sit on down and rest his feet his wife would cook a giant steak the lumberjack would then partake but after eating all that beef he'd clutch his abdomen in grief "I think i have to fart" he'd say his wife then knelt on down to pray "oh lord above" she quietly said "please help my hubby 'fore he's dead" the lumberjack did bend on down he felt some gas and so he frowned he clutched his belly and he shook it's lots of gas, be not mistook the gas was painful, holy cow some sweat had beaded 'cross his brow the wife still prayed to end his pain his face turned red and he did strain and as his wife ended her chants he cut a fart and shat his pants |
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Al'Muktar, I can't help but think
that your rhythm might sort of stink. To get the right trick for a good Limerick, I hope you will visit this link! :D |
this thread needs ben reed
what happened to the old boy anyway :0 |
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your poor brain must stink its not that im british my brain is just pink I'm trained in the shakespeare so my rythm is just well I'm just english so shakespeare I must :heart: |
twhof mimediately, this thread is awesome. logroller rocks.
1. the thing/person you hate - General Anarchy Forum 2. what you hate about it/them - ****ting dick nipples 3. things you'd like to happen to it/them - ban'd 4. one redeeming thing about it/them - regular nipples. |
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hmmm?
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its a sekrat:x
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o ok then.
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akuma used to date a girl her name was shani don't you know she had great **** and a sweet face and mikey's cock she'd often blow but she'd get mad and curse real loud she'd call our pal a stupid ass poor mike would sit and take it, though for her he cared though she was crass till finally one day she burst and tore old mike a brand new hole "you ass **** cock whore **** and ****" "you ****stained cumdrenched blistered pole" "i hate it when you do this thing" "i hate it when you do that too" "i hate you when you eat your food" "i hate the way you **** me too" "you ****ing ass, you piece of ****" "i'll kill you in your ****ing sleep" so mikey kicked her in the **** till she was dead, and buried her deep and as he filled her putrid grave poor shani's eyes stared up at him yeah sure, she's hot, but there's much more than **** and ass and a tight quim so if you're in new jersey pal look up old mike, cause he's your mate perhaps he'll show you shani's grave right there under the interstate |
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if thats the juice
then whats the squeeze? |
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and drives round a chevy impala he says he's a young guy but we know that's a lie so we killed him and made "muk marsala" |
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