Old people sex

[Mitchdubai]

I was inspired to make this thread by NGFM's thread. So, old people, sex. Discuss.

I still have sex. Tuesdays, normally.

Probably should be a poll but whatever.

 

[sehvi]

i at least expected a link to lemonparty.org but k

 

[easilyodd]

Figured midge would be more interested in midget sex.

 

[ArakAtak]

this is gross

I stopped at 35, old ppl are disgusting

 

[Denver]

I stopped when my body fat percentage went above 15%, now I am back at 13% so I can have sex again. (for few years before it's gross again)

 

[Plasmatic]

You should kill yourself midxe.

 

[ArakAtak]

Although if Nina Hartley came knocking, I would have a go

 

[Pagy]

scheduled weekly sex with a short, fat social retard sounds super hot

 

[T-Dawg]

 

[uno]

scheduled weekly sex with a short, fat social retard sounds super hot

Sounds like a transaction

 

[Plasmatic]

I can only imagine the diseases those camel massage parlors carry.

 

[StapleMammal1]

old people sex is when you pass one another in the hall and say fuck you

 

[Plasmatic]

You work like old people fuck. Slow and sloppy.

 

[Flash]

I haven't gotten laid in like 4 months. Wife is pregs.

 

[Plasmatic]

Dude! You gotta water that baby.

 

[Mitchdubai]

old people sex is when you pass one another in the hall and say fuck you

You've told that "joke" 948,713 times. It wasn't funny the first time.

 

[easilyodd]

You think midge records his porn at 720? I mean... anything more and you wouldn't be able to find him in the frame.

 

[MiNiOn]

I'm pretty sure. ^^

 

[Alvarez]

Hey she signed up for this ride... MrsAlv puts in work. In my mind I am porn star level... then we have sex.

 

[JohnMcClane]

only on tuesdays lmao