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NoGodForMe 07-19-2021 11:18

No Laurie For Me (NLFM)
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Originally Posted by Reggs (Post 19356666)
His father was in poor health. Maybe he had to travel for that. In all likelihood he would be the executor of estate. He's probably travel weary, away from home, at a time of loss, when all the family drama is beating on his door. Lauri will want to spend his father's money. His life is in a time of trial right now.

Actually, I've been with a new girl since May 2nd of this year. Everyone wanted this, now it happened.

Laurie is still taking care of my father in Leesburg, she lives with him. She started dating someone else in November of 2020. I found out just before Thanksgiving, although Laurie told me she was going to do this. We had a meeting a few months before with my daughter and her husband at a restaurant in Ocala, where Laurie went off saying how bad things where.

The bottom line is Laurie wanted me to become a Christian wacko, and to be married to her again so she could push the nuclear button and take all the money. Not only did she want me to be a Christian, but a pastor of a church. I'm not making this up. There's a whole list of other things from the past she brought up. Oh, and by the way, Laurie went to a doctor, told the doctor everything, and was prescribed Sertraline (a mood drug which she doesn't take).

All of my father's money is already controlled by me. I'm on all his accounts because he has dementia and I was the POA. I am the trustee of his trust. There are no other brothers or sisters to fight over the estate. It's just me, and it all goes to Ashley when I pass. It took me over a year to get my name on all the accounts as the main person since my mom passed, but I've done it.

Laurie's fiancee has since moved to Texas City TX, then came back and proposed to her. He's building her a house there. So eventually I'll have to take care of my father if she moves out.

Yes, I've been busy with the new GF, she's a nurse, 55, and thinks exactly like me. I found her on OKCupid after being on 3 dating sites for 2 months. She owns a condo near Pompano Beach, owns her car, no debt, was cheated on (like me), but has her life together. She also likes to travel (amusement parks). We visit each other during the week and on the weekend. She even met my father and Ashley while Laurie went to TX for 2 weeks and we took care of my father. She has a 26 year old daughter (away for college) and a 20 year old son who I've met who is also going to college.

Pics? Not yet.

I've since talked to many people in the neighborhood and they're happy for me. Why? Because Laurie treated these people the same way she treated me. So the wish of TW came true, and it was all caused by Laurie with her stupid belief in a fairy tale religion. Even the new GF was asking me why I stayed with her after Ashley left. Probably because we had the dog and I didn't want Ashley to have to go through that pain of a separation. But now the dog is gone, Laurie moved away, and Ashley wants the best for me.

Brasstax 07-19-2021 11:26

Damn. Be careful! She is crazy and will try anything.
You are going to end up on TV.

I think you would have made a good preacher but that is not exactly a good thing IMO ;)


FiEND 07-19-2021 11:28

even though my eyes bleed when i read more than one sentence here, i read it all, but now all i see are stripes in my vision

great though! hope to see lots of denim and wolf tshirts soon

JuggerNaught 07-19-2021 11:29

Thats awesome NGFM. Good for you.

Gorlax 07-19-2021 11:31

That's awesome. I wish you lots of happiness...

Vanster 07-19-2021 11:35

Rob you are one of the best people to ever populate, and I wish all the best for you and your daughter.

Brasstax 07-19-2021 11:39

So, what if the new girl is secretly a lesbian lover of Laurie and they are in cahoots to take your money and split after poisoning you and your dad?

This could be some Carole Baskin level **** going on here.

Does this new woman check out?

samUwell 07-19-2021 11:40

Damn... Didn't see that coming.

Pagy 07-19-2021 11:40

Congrats you sound like youre on a much happier and healthier path.

Brasstax 07-19-2021 11:51

The "Denim Deacon" has a nice ring to it...

cael 07-19-2021 11:51


Originally Posted by NoGodForMe (Post 19357416)
she's a nurse, 55, and thinks exactly like me.


spockhammer 07-19-2021 12:00

i dont get how this guy can damage a family so much but i end up in idiot court for bad jokes or dick pics

clu 07-19-2021 12:01

you should still be a pastor though

edit- really needing laurie pics for old time sake. i might throw some up when i come across them
editedit- probably not if you think the new girl may see this

Brasstax 07-19-2021 12:03

The Playbook Pastor

Falhawk 07-19-2021 12:08

So, we all called it that Laurie would cheat as soon as she could

That said this is really fantastic news

Plasmatic 07-19-2021 12:16

I'm happy for you Robert!

FiEND 07-19-2021 12:17

btw, is she a wet nurse?
asking for a friend

LGBR 07-19-2021 12:40

good for u pal

blackpeople 07-19-2021 12:45

Rob with that fat pp energy


Mitchdubai 07-19-2021 13:02

Have you done her in the cubicle yet?

J/k good news dood.

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