[Poem] Into the deep
 

I've oft looked o'er this ridge,
into the abyss, and marveled at its depth.
I've traced its face of rock and tree,
until both fade into vast nothingness.
Then I came so ****ing hard,
and shot my hot load into the void so grand.
But not all of it because
some ran down my shaft and got on my hand.

*snaps*

:twist:

:rofl:

In my mind

You're smiling, in my mind,
your lips lush like the lovely leaves of a lily alone on the lake.
You're naked, in my mind,
your soft skin seductive like sand and sea shone by the sun.
Meeting your parents, in my mind,
they are awesome and adore me and are accepting of all I am.
We're married, in my mind,
our hands held high to the heavens in the house of the holy.
Our kids, in my mind,
are gorgeous and grateful geniuses that get good grades.
You're giving, in real life,
me a weird look and eating that pretzel dog really fast like you're in a rush. It's not my fault you're eating it like a whore, you *****. Don't look at me like that.

is this a metaphor for anal sex?

fasten your seatbelt
little boy
the pubic hair you have
is patchy at best
fasten your seatbelt

fin.

Everything else is, so why not.

There once was a lady from Nantucket
Who said Scuzzle was a dumb ****nugget
In poetry he tried
While the readers all cried
And said shut the **** up you dumb ******

when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

****** doesn't rhyme with ****nugget