in this thread, i will write poems about things that you hate
unless that's not what you want, in which case, go porkhole your mom.
anyway, here's the request format - tell me the following: 1. the thing/person you hate 2. what you hate about it/them 3. things you'd like to happen to it/them 4. one redeeming thing about it/them and i will attempt to write an epic poem (limerick, haiku, other) to reflect your innermost feelings. either that, or i will return your flames in kind. or maybe i will ignore them. it's hard to tell. |
1. Joe Buck
2. He's using up all my air 3. I hope he gets Lupus and dies 4. He's got a face like a bastard rat. |
will you do it for something I love ?
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1. working early
2. having to wake up at 5am 3. for us not to open till noon so there is no early shift 4. you get off earlier |
i hate my broken louis vuitton wallet
I hate shopping in general and probably wont replace it either |
1: Everything/Everyone
2: Everything 3: Everyone die/the world blows up 4: **** |
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he loved to call games in a hurry but this guy named joe buck was a queer sort of duck in his spare time he dressed like a furry |
AJ sucks a lot of cock
TseTse blows around the clock Knightmare takes it up the ass Ratbert is a ****ing spaz Monkey_b deserves to die For Data I would bake a pie |
1. Myself
2. Spineless and weak. 3. Work up the nerve to just end it all 4. Apparently i'm fairly charming. |
1. ******s
2. Took my job/****ed my wife 3. Gallows/poisoned KFC 4. Cotton/huge cocks |
1. Belly-button lint
2. Lady-friends point it out as slovenly 3. Maybe I need to wear nylon from now on? 4. Great conversation piece |
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was an extremely evasive prize this silly young jerk would not get up for work despite all, this dough would not rise |
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a stately pleasure dome decree and as the people flocked forewith he clapped his hands and laughed with glee they strode on in, they hoped for fun they looked around and stroked their cocks and when the dome was full of flesh he closed the door and clicked the locks he ran along, so far away to get inside his bunker yon then pressed a button, squinting towards the horizon, then they all were gone so then young kurayami was alone he finally could chill a bit he sat back on his sofabed and jacked off while he looked at **** |
1. Toilet bowl seats
2. never in the appropriate position 3. explode on contact with urine 4. keep you from falling in |
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bob's self loathing sucks too hard on himself he is yet, still unemployed |
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and to tee dub he came in a jam he thought it an oasis to be stupid and rasis but instead that **** ended up banned |
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okay, taking a short break to quaff prescription painkillers.
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