jomo and doc are so right

Awesome thread bros

simo can i come over and sniff baby girl's *******?

if we're talking about fronting cash for porn, i got $20 on this via paypal

so we got one for the taking, any others?

That's what tw does... you should know that if you've been around enough to know you want to "hang around".

They want it for entertainment, you shouldn't expect that you will be respected for it.

Congrats on having your pics out on the internet forever. Perhaps you will never regret it. I can certainly think of scenarios where you might. Can't you?

BTW, there are women who post/read here and aren't driven away.

ya actually i wont regret it, and i'm not asking for respect.. **** treat me like a whore.. I LIKE IT! Makes me **** my boy more.

babygirl1, any suggestions on getting a reluctant female partner regularly engaged in anal sex?

we've tried it before, but 'it hurts too much', even when drenched in lube


:sunny:

everyone stfu, i'm securing an ******* sniff slot for tonite

that is pretty disturbing, tbh

if i'm really helping a brother out..then
a. make sure she is completely relaxed..(massages help) (shots for first time)
b. too much lube can make it crazy unconfortable really dont need much.
c. put your tip in first let it sit there for a minute, push in a little farther.. once all the way in rock slowly and then start the pounding the way she likes it.
d. MAKE SURE YOUR FOCUSING ON HER, OR SHE'LL NEVER WANNA DO IT AGAIN. TAKE IT SLOW!!
e. there really should be no hurting at all if its done right.. if hurts then not relaxed enough.

babygirl i want to jizz on your face let's make it happen

a little to late~

Ah, the aspiration and dreams of being nothing more then a cum dumpster.......

thx...will report back with results

baby, can i come sniff your hole while simo is away?

I hope you will understand where this is the point where I leave.

am i the only person that didnt find the xcursion pic funny at all
if you think about it, it's pretty sad, really

what... are you new?

you gotta eat the womans ass out for a while. after a good 10 minutes of a good anallinigus, she should be ready.

the next step is a porno

i have this idea of a maple syrup salesman going door to door and constantly being rejected because who the **** wants to buy maple syrup in a recession right? well he gets to this one house and and a cute girl opens the door (this is you babygirl) and after hearing the maple syrup salesman's offer, she says "well mister i just made pancakes but have no maple syrup! why don't you come inside." so he walks in and sits on the sofa and she brings her plate of pancakes and asks to see the man's maple syrup. so he takes out a maple syrup bottle and she is about to pour it on the pancakes when the salesman goes "but wait! if you use my syrup on your pancakes then you won't need to buy it so i get nothing!" she says "well this is a conundrum we are at an impasse!" (these are big words for you babygirl we will dumb it down a bit) so the guy goes why don't you test it on my sample pancakes first? she says umm ok. so the guy takes out a pancake but the pancake is wrapped around his penis! and he pours the maple syrup on his pancake penis and she starts licking the pancake until it falls off and then starts licking his maple syrup covered cock. from here we have the regular stuff, decent blowjob maybe some ***** licking and ****ing. but the twist of the year is that at the end he goes "well i'm all out of maple syrup" and she's like "aww what about my pancakes i dont want to eat them dry" and he says "oh hold on" and jizzes on the pancakes and then she eats the cum drenched pancakes mmm and the final line is "you can pour your maple syrup on my pancakes any day mister" with a wink and a smile the end

this is very true... thanks for the add..

glad i'm not your dad

I've got that part covered

its my cock stretching out the ******* part that doesn't seem to go over so well

I didn't say you would regret it.

What if these pics were sent to your parents?
Or if you and your boyfriend broke up and he sent them to your new bf?
Even still no regrets? What if one day you wanted a career and your perspective employer found them and didn't hire you? Or can you never see your life changing from what it is now?

Life is full of the unexpected...just saying.

then you are not tongue ****ing her ass well enough. its your failure, not hers. her ass will welcome it as long as your take your time, make her ready and you will notice her "open" up.

That was my point ^

I don't think she cares because I think that she doesn't have any future aspirations other then being some guys personal whore.

Yep. You never know what's going to come back and **** you in the ass.

Please stay off i80 west ( going into omaha ) for a few hours man.

Are there pics in this thread?

No, no pics at all.

Maybe not right now, but she might someday.

ohh my :lol:

i will donate 20 dollars to get nofix his ass hole sniff in

:lol:

Wow, just wow... Hey Bew did you get that for your archives? It could be useful later.

I never met a girl that wanted me to treat her like a whore...I don't think I'd be good at it

If she wants to be treated like a whore, she'll accept my offer.

i guess that's where im ok.. because really we all could be ****ed over anyone that has one pic of them out there. Like no guy or girl here has ever took a pic on a phone of them doing something stupid and then lost that phone...and then whoops those pics got downloaded to the net.. whoopty ****in doo. If im ok with myself being around and i know for a fact i have no relatives close enough to care if i put myself on there. We all have things we like to do if i want to **** my boyfriend and don't care who sees it then let me.

If i'm happy then who are you to say..

I did. And I was good at it. It was fun while it lasted.

if one day i have a daughter who grows up to be happy to label herself a "whore", etc., god damn…

you gotta have some self-respect :/