Is it illegal to jerk off @ a public urinal?

[Nmag]

Like, standing at the urinal, say in a public airport bathroom. Just as if you were taking a piss, but you decide to jerk it instead.

I mean, nobody should be looking at your dick anyway, right?

General public no, but air crews are certainly allowed. Wear a pilot hat and you will be fine.

 

[Edofnor]

What is your wanking method? Are you the cum and go kind of guy or do you like a long pleasurable tug? I'm sure loud grunts and groans are frowned upon

prone/dry (usually mattress rape) in2 underdrawz w/ a jizz towel 2 insulate sheets from damage (thank u ngfm)

 

[Plasmatic]

More than 2 shakes is a wank. Official.

Stop agreeing with me and kill yourself midxe.

 

[Zanthious]

you guys let the gov tell you what to do with ur dick?

 

[lemon]

IT'S JUST A TROLL

he has no dick

 

[SeVeReD]

It is illegal
Much like the J6 orchestrated Fedsurrection

 

[Kray]

Just go in the fucking stall. No one wants to see that shit.

lol im dead, why you lookin

 

[Edofnor]

u always gotta b keeping tabs on where u stand in the pp ranks

 

[Plasmatic]

Average horse weighs 1000 pounds, average man 200. So to be hung like a horse a mans tadger only needs to be 4.8 inches.



Lose some weight fatty.

 

[DocHolliday]

I make up for it with extra length and girth. Still hung like a horse.