Recent content by Ezlpo

I suck so I don't have any examples. But you have all seen a youtube video where the text and or line art (stick figures or the like) all wiggle a bit to give motion to an otherwise static image. How do they do that voodoo that they do so well? Thanx. Cardin McKinney is pretty.

What is the best option for personal protection for a woman these days? stun gun? taser? mace? raid wasp spray? Unfortunately a gun is not a great option for this woman. She is older and weak. Also, she is fat, but she still asked me for advice.

i need a laugh. it is worth +rep.

66% White 0% Black (thank God) 32% Hispanic 2% Asian 0% other Mapping America ? Census Bureau 2005-9 American Community Survey - NYTimes.com

I am flipping through the channels and on T101 (DirecTV) REO Speedwagon is giving a concert. The lead singer is singing with a lisp. It sounds ridiculous. Anyone else picking up on this?

Key witness says he gave Turner $1000 bribe Honestly, the best part is the defense lawyer. I thought some of you might find it entertaining. His voice reminds me of an actor but I can't think of the name at all.

The Associated Press: Mo. man accused of keeping woman as sex slave

The chick waved me down as I was doing a U turn and told me I looked just like a friend of hers. She chats a little more and asks if I have a pen. I tell her no and she asks if I want to wait while she runs into the liquor store to write down her number. I ask why I need her number and she tells...

I just can't fathom why a man would get married these days unless his wife was loaded. Sure don't have to be married to have a kid. Don't need to be married to have a home. Give up half of your shit (or more if you are Vanster). etc. Do explain. Why not just live together? Hell, I subscribe...

This is not a good look for her. The Dem candidate for the race is mayor of a town in AK with a population of 9,000. The Rep candidate for the race is a lawyer. Incumbants look the fuck out RAWR!! I am not sure why I made this thread, the pic makes me laugh though.

The scroll wheel on my Logitech MX 518 Gaming-Grade Optical Mouse stopped working. I need a scroll wheel. RIP I love this mouse as it allows me to frag the shit out of all you in Tribes and legions. Does anyone know of a better mouse? I hate the idea of cordless. MONEY IS OF NO OBJECT...

This is contrary to what some MORAN TWers think. See this link. 72 Bodies Found in Rural Mexico - WSJ.com And we want these people to cross our border? Are you fucking nuts?

Any of you have one of those new compact sized camcorders. I was looking at getting this: Amazon.com: Kodak Zi8 HD Pocket Video Camera NEWEST MODEL: Camera & Photo It has good amazon reviews, but wondered what are the draw backs of getting one compared to the larger version that is more...

So I have wondered this for a long time. Washer instructions for a conventional top load washer indicate one should add detergent first, load clothes and then start the washer. It would seem to me this process would cause some detergent to fall into the drain since the last cycle for the...

Sure the dirty whore is in rehab now, but there is a game to help her get out of jail anyway. Play Lindsay Lohan Escape