Anyway here's a funny story for my last ever thread....

[Mitchdubai]

Got myself a personal trainer about 4 months ago. Irish guy. His workouts were fucking brutal. Especially leg day. I was progressing well then the cunt got promoted to head of PT or some shit so he can't train me any more. I was fucking annoyed because he was a good guy to work out with. But it's OK now because the replacement trainer is fucking amazing. 6 foot bodybuilder from Macedonia (buy a fucking map).

No really though. Big punchline coming on page 5.

 

[Brasstax]

 

[groov]

no1 cares

 

[Mitchdubai]

no1 cares

You can assplain more about this on page 5.

 

[clu]

 

[clu]

edit-
that would be up the butt bob

 

[Plasmatic]

Posting in the 51st last ever thread by kill yourself midxe

 

[havax]

6 foot bodybuilder from Macedonia (buy a fucking map).

so he towers over your midget ass and he makes your wife wet

cool story bro

 

[T-Dawg]

Izzit page 5 yet

 

[lemon]

5 pages by never

 

[Pagy]

roflmao this loser

 

[uno]

this will be my only post in this mitchthebitchindubai's thread in the futile hopes that it never gets to page 5.

 

[cael]

lets get this amazing content thread moving to page 5 boys

 

[cael]

we're on the road again

 

[Brasstax]

Yep. That's a pretty funny story for your last thread ever.
Now fuck off.

 

[Mitchdubai]

so he towers over your midget ass and he makes your wife wet

cool story bro

He?

 

[def]

just be sure to ease into it, don't want anyone to have a major heart issue at our old age trying to feel young again

 

[havax]

He?

So it's a tranny that towers over you and makes ur wife wet?

 

[sehvi]

welcome home mitch

 

[Denver]

How did he destroy your legs?
put you in stair machine you short legged specimen?