What would you use for home defense if you didn't own a gun?

I imagine every nerd that does something like that gets some huge unwieldy weapon and never considers that his shitty apartment doesnt have enough room to swing a battle axe around without getting it stuck in the ceiling

so dont embarrass yourself and get your giant penis compensating claymore stuck in your drywall
 
I would set up a series of trap doors that I could trigger from my bedroom. They would all fall into a ball pit so the intruder would get an unexpected laugh. Then the ball pit would fall and he'd be impaled on some large spikes.
 
Cuda said:
I would set up a series of trap doors that I could trigger from my bedroom. They would all fall into a ball pit so the intruder would get an unexpected laugh. Then the ball pit would fall and he'd be impaled on some large spikes.
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not to mention that ball pits are a breeding ground for disease. kids pee in those things constantly.
 
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living in fear of everyone and everything seems to be kind of a republican trait. Not many people know this, but I'm not a republican. (shh. don't tell).

I have several guns, but I don't keep them loaded, and I don't worry about the scary niggers or the evil terrorists or zombies or gay mexicans or whatever. :shrug: Haven't died yet.
 
hey cool its pagy coming into a gun thread repeating his "gun owners live in fear" argument

i dont know why i even read most types of threads anymore, its the same posters saying the same things. well, at least you are consistent, pagy.

edit, awesome, and now bad crc comes in a politicizes the issue. yeah, buddy!
 
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