[AIM LOGS][PICS] Fat Taco Bell Employee wants my cock
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that image is lyrics from some metal song and it's been around for at least a year
it's posted almost as frequenty as the 'wat' aim convo
/|maverick|\
Veteran X
Originally Posted by mstrike
I'm going to hang this up in my apartment at school.
http://foolishmortal.net/teedub/kahuladoomed.jpg
Much love to Viggy, I fucking spat onion rings all over my keyboard when I saw the picture.
More pictures of tribawlar members gettin' splooged on please, starting with my sister? (print, high quality, splooge and scan)
I'm going to hang this up in my apartment at school.
http://foolishmortal.net/teedub/kahuladoomed.jpg
Much love to Viggy, I fucking spat onion rings all over my keyboard when I saw the picture.
More pictures of tribawlar members gettin' splooged on please, starting with my sister? (print, high quality, splooge and scan)
Buddhaz Wisdom
Veteran X
Wow. Just wow. 
Okay, before reading this you need to know some things:
Andrew is my friend, she originally IM'ed him the other night and started hitting on him, she is into really into him.
Dawn is this girl from our high school that was really popular. She is in no way attracted to women and would never associate with me.
ThE MaD CaNeR: hey
kissmeimirish: hey
ThE MaD CaNeR: what's poppin
kissmeimirish: nmu?
ThE MaD CaNeR: nothing, sorry about the other night, i was so hopped up on yayo it was ridiculous
kissmeimirish: oOo
ThE MaD CaNeR: you understand though right
kissmeimirish: yea
ThE MaD CaNeR: i went to taco bell tonight but i didnt have enough money to get anything
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: spent all my money on hookers in dallas last week when i went there for to visit my grandma
kissmeimirish: o
ThE MaD CaNeR: you dont seem very talkative
ThE MaD CaNeR: im sorry if im bothering you
ThE MaD CaNeR: ill leave you alone
kissmeimirish: no its ok
kissmeimirish: i'm just talking to my other friend in Japan.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: oh yea, that's cool, do you know that you can buy used panties in vending machines over in japan?
kissmeimirish: ew
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea those japs are sick sons of bitches, must be because of all the radiation ya know
ThE MaD CaNeR: i had sex with a japanese girl once
ThE MaD CaNeR: her vagina was sideways, i actually had to turn my body 90 degrees in order to fit my dick in there.
ThE MaD CaNeR: fucking mutants
kissmeimirish: .....
ThE MaD CaNeR: sorry, too much information
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: you've done shrooms before, right?
kissmeimirish: yea i love shrooms lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: did you know that if you dip a taco in formaldehyde you get really fucked up if you eat it? it's like shrooms but the high is like 10x more potent. thats what im on right now since i dont have any yayo left.
kissmeimirish: lol really?
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea, i recommend using a soft taco, the hard ones don't absorb the formaldehyde as well.
ThE MaD CaNeR: so i apologize if i say some weird things, im trippin balls
kissmeimirish: damn i REALLY wanna play!
kissmeimirish: oops
ThE MaD CaNeR: you wanna play w/ me?
kissmeimirish: not you
kissmeimirish: i was talking about a game
ThE MaD CaNeR: what kind of game
ThE MaD CaNeR: k Im just going to go, its obvious you're not into me and you'd rather talk to your friend, its seriously cool its no problem
ThE MaD CaNeR: ill just spray some WD40 all over my balls and masturbate alone in my sister's room like i do every night, its not your fault at all
kissmeimirish: ...
ThE MaD CaNeR: ya know right when i thought i found someone who i could have a connection with
ThE MaD CaNeR: i mean were perfect for each other
kissmeimirish: how though?
ThE MaD CaNeR: just the vibe i was feeling last night, i mean, you liked me in high school and stuff... I just thought ya know... we could make up for lost time.
ThE MaD CaNeR: maybe we had something
ThE MaD CaNeR: i even had a dream last night that we got married at taco bell and instead of you throwing a bouquet of flowers you threw a bag of cinnamon twists
kissmeimirish: ya never know though..
kissmeimirish: lol
kissmeimirish: ok..
ThE MaD CaNeR: it was just a dumb dream don't be freaked out or anything
ThE MaD CaNeR: i don't want to get married until i'm at least 30 lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: but when I do i definitely want it to be catered by taco bell, or even better, have it at a taco bell.
ThE MaD CaNeR: but honestly, you should come over and get fucked up with me this weekend.
kissmeimirish: nope but i'm sorry i wont be here this weekend
ThE MaD CaNeR: ah
ThE MaD CaNeR: well next one, or the one after that, or the one after that.
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: how would you feel if andrew came too, and we just got really fucked up.
ThE MaD CaNeR: would you be alright with a potential threesome?
ThE MaD CaNeR: ill even fuck him for a bit and let you watch if youre into that, i dont know if you are or not
kissmeimirish: ...
ThE MaD CaNeR: hey im just saying, some girls think thats hot
ThE MaD CaNeR: if you dont, thats cool, just pretend i didnt say anything
kissmeimirish: u into that??
ThE MaD CaNeR: Only if the girl is into it
kissmeimirish: oOo
ThE MaD CaNeR: andrew and I have had a lot of threesomes with girls from our high school.. remember dawn wegner??? yea...
ThE MaD CaNeR: it gets me off knowing that the girl is getting off ya know
kissmeimirish: doesnt he have a gf?
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea but right now theyre kind of on and off
kissmeimirish: o
ThE MaD CaNeR: so would you be down for that?
kissmeimirish: maybe..
kissmeimirish: lol
kissmeimirish: if he is
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea he is
kissmeimirish: then have him tell me.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: okay.
ThE MaD CaNeR: who do you want to be the pitcher?
kissmeimirish: huh?
ThE MaD CaNeR: Like, do you want me to put it in andrews ass or should he put it in mine?
kissmeimirish: dont matter.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: would you masturbate while we do it?
kissmeimirish: i guess
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright that works, thats cool, as long as youre getting off I dont feel like its gay ya know
kissmeimirish: o
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: maybe if you could bring some condiments, like some lettuce, tomatos, sour cream and put it on your vagina, turn it into a chalupa? or is that going too far.
kissmeimirish: yes
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright, thats fine, not everyone is into food play
ThE MaD CaNeR: so alright, after i ravage his butthole, what happens next? would you be cool with him doing you while I do him from behind?
ThE MaD CaNeR: or do you just want it to be 1 on 1, like take turns.
kissmeimirish: dont matter
ThE MaD CaNeR: you still there babe?
kissmeimirish: yea i'm here
ThE MaD CaNeR: you pullin my chain or what
kissmeimirish: no i'm not pullin ur chain..
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright
ThE MaD CaNeR: you just dont seem interested thats all, like youre just entertaining me by agreeing with all the scenerios i lay out for you
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright, i guess andrew and I will take our services elsewhere, theres a hot manager at mcdonalds who wants us, she said we can shove french fries in her butt and mush them all up in there with our dicks. i know its sick to you but thats the kinda shit we're into.
ThE MaD CaNeR: we would just do it straight up normal with you though but you dont seem like you're really down
kissmeimirish: i am
ThE MaD CaNeR: anything in particular youd want to do with us?
ThE MaD CaNeR: any fantasies?
kissmeimirish: not really.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: want to watch me lick my dogs butthole or something?
kissmeimirish: i already had my fanticy come true.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: which was?
kissmeimirish: 1 guy and 1 girl.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: Oooh
kissmeimirish: yup
ThE MaD CaNeR: Details details!
kissmeimirish: did u know i'm bi?
ThE MaD CaNeR: Yea, well, I know a couple bi girls.
kissmeimirish: o
ThE MaD CaNeR: Dawn is bi.
kissmeimirish: well i would give you details but that is a sore subjest..
kissmeimirish: oh really?>
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea
kisrmeimirish: wow
ThE MaD CaNeR: I saw her stick her entire arm in brooke's vagina, like literally
ThE MaD CaNeR: but yea, well, i could probably talk to dawn too if youd like, shes always down for chompin on some rug
kissmeimirish: lol
kissmeimirish: is andrew online now?
ThE MaD CaNeR: He just went to bed.
kissmeimirish: o ok
ThE MaD CaNeR: andrews and I have an ultimate fantasy that has yet to be fulfilled.
ThE MaD CaNeR: are you on the pill?
kissmeimirish: nope
ThE MaD CaNeR: ah fuck, well because our fantasy includes him jizzing in a girls vagina and her crouching over my face, letting it drip into my mouth
ThE MaD CaNeR: think we could use your butt instead or is that off limits?
kissmeimirish: idk... it depends on my mood and how i feel
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright. thats fine, i plan on having lots of everclear so hopefully youll be loose enough
ThE MaD CaNeR: so theres no chance of having tacos involved in this whatsoever?
ThE MaD CaNeR: maybe just like put a bean burrito in between your butt cheeks and have me eat it out from there without using my hands?
ThE MaD CaNeR: Hello?
kissmeimirish: nope sorry babe..
kissmeimirish: brb gonna go smoke..
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright well hold on
ThE MaD CaNeR: I think im gonna hit the sack.
kissmeimirish: ok
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright, ill talk to andrew, i know he'll be down for this.
ThE MaD CaNeR: good night
ThE MaD CaNeR: gonna say good night to me?
kissmeimirish: sorry i went out to smoke up quick.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: hehe thats bad for your lungs
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: you can get cancer from that shit, i had cancer you know
kissmeimirish: from pot?
ThE MaD CaNeR: no
ThE MaD CaNeR: testicular cancer, i have one ball now.
ThE MaD CaNeR: it fits great into various bodily orifices
kissmeimirish: o
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea
ThE MaD CaNeR: girls say its cute though
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: youll see it soon enough if you play your cards right
kissmeimirish: i'm so fucked up right now.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: what are you on?
kissmeimirish: pot
ThE MaD CaNeR: ah
kissmeimirish: i said i just went outside to smoke up
ThE MaD CaNeR: ooh i thought it was cigs
ThE MaD CaNeR: want to send me a pic of your boobs or something
kissmeimirish wants to directly connect.
kissmeimirish is now directly connected.
kissmeimirish: u have to promise not to show anyone this ok??
ThE MaD CaNeR: I promise
Not Work Safe
www.midgetsrus.net/shelovestacos.JPG
ThE MaD CaNeR: Well, you weren't lying, you did lose some weight.
kissmeimirish: hehe thanks
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright im goin to bed.
kissmeimirish: k remember, don't show anyone ok?
ThE MaD CaNeR: you got it, I'm not even going to save it. no worries. night.
kissmeimirish: night
Andrew is my friend, she originally IM'ed him the other night and started hitting on him, she is into really into him.
Dawn is this girl from our high school that was really popular. She is in no way attracted to women and would never associate with me.
ThE MaD CaNeR: hey
kissmeimirish: hey
ThE MaD CaNeR: what's poppin
kissmeimirish: nmu?
ThE MaD CaNeR: nothing, sorry about the other night, i was so hopped up on yayo it was ridiculous
kissmeimirish: oOo
ThE MaD CaNeR: you understand though right
kissmeimirish: yea
ThE MaD CaNeR: i went to taco bell tonight but i didnt have enough money to get anything
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: spent all my money on hookers in dallas last week when i went there for to visit my grandma
kissmeimirish: o
ThE MaD CaNeR: you dont seem very talkative
ThE MaD CaNeR: im sorry if im bothering you
ThE MaD CaNeR: ill leave you alone
kissmeimirish: no its ok
kissmeimirish: i'm just talking to my other friend in Japan.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: oh yea, that's cool, do you know that you can buy used panties in vending machines over in japan?
kissmeimirish: ew
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea those japs are sick sons of bitches, must be because of all the radiation ya know
ThE MaD CaNeR: i had sex with a japanese girl once
ThE MaD CaNeR: her vagina was sideways, i actually had to turn my body 90 degrees in order to fit my dick in there.
ThE MaD CaNeR: fucking mutants
kissmeimirish: .....
ThE MaD CaNeR: sorry, too much information
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: you've done shrooms before, right?
kissmeimirish: yea i love shrooms lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: did you know that if you dip a taco in formaldehyde you get really fucked up if you eat it? it's like shrooms but the high is like 10x more potent. thats what im on right now since i dont have any yayo left.
kissmeimirish: lol really?
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea, i recommend using a soft taco, the hard ones don't absorb the formaldehyde as well.
ThE MaD CaNeR: so i apologize if i say some weird things, im trippin balls
kissmeimirish: damn i REALLY wanna play!
kissmeimirish: oops
ThE MaD CaNeR: you wanna play w/ me?
kissmeimirish: not you
kissmeimirish: i was talking about a game
ThE MaD CaNeR: what kind of game
ThE MaD CaNeR: k Im just going to go, its obvious you're not into me and you'd rather talk to your friend, its seriously cool its no problem
ThE MaD CaNeR: ill just spray some WD40 all over my balls and masturbate alone in my sister's room like i do every night, its not your fault at all
kissmeimirish: ...
ThE MaD CaNeR: ya know right when i thought i found someone who i could have a connection with
ThE MaD CaNeR: i mean were perfect for each other
kissmeimirish: how though?
ThE MaD CaNeR: just the vibe i was feeling last night, i mean, you liked me in high school and stuff... I just thought ya know... we could make up for lost time.
ThE MaD CaNeR: maybe we had something
ThE MaD CaNeR: i even had a dream last night that we got married at taco bell and instead of you throwing a bouquet of flowers you threw a bag of cinnamon twists
kissmeimirish: ya never know though..
kissmeimirish: lol
kissmeimirish: ok..
ThE MaD CaNeR: it was just a dumb dream don't be freaked out or anything
ThE MaD CaNeR: i don't want to get married until i'm at least 30 lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: but when I do i definitely want it to be catered by taco bell, or even better, have it at a taco bell.
ThE MaD CaNeR: but honestly, you should come over and get fucked up with me this weekend.
kissmeimirish: nope but i'm sorry i wont be here this weekend
ThE MaD CaNeR: ah
ThE MaD CaNeR: well next one, or the one after that, or the one after that.
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: how would you feel if andrew came too, and we just got really fucked up.
ThE MaD CaNeR: would you be alright with a potential threesome?
ThE MaD CaNeR: ill even fuck him for a bit and let you watch if youre into that, i dont know if you are or not
kissmeimirish: ...
ThE MaD CaNeR: hey im just saying, some girls think thats hot
ThE MaD CaNeR: if you dont, thats cool, just pretend i didnt say anything
kissmeimirish: u into that??
ThE MaD CaNeR: Only if the girl is into it
kissmeimirish: oOo
ThE MaD CaNeR: andrew and I have had a lot of threesomes with girls from our high school.. remember dawn wegner??? yea...
ThE MaD CaNeR: it gets me off knowing that the girl is getting off ya know
kissmeimirish: doesnt he have a gf?
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea but right now theyre kind of on and off
kissmeimirish: o
ThE MaD CaNeR: so would you be down for that?
kissmeimirish: maybe..
kissmeimirish: lol
kissmeimirish: if he is
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea he is
kissmeimirish: then have him tell me.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: okay.
ThE MaD CaNeR: who do you want to be the pitcher?
kissmeimirish: huh?
ThE MaD CaNeR: Like, do you want me to put it in andrews ass or should he put it in mine?
kissmeimirish: dont matter.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: would you masturbate while we do it?
kissmeimirish: i guess
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright that works, thats cool, as long as youre getting off I dont feel like its gay ya know
kissmeimirish: o
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: maybe if you could bring some condiments, like some lettuce, tomatos, sour cream and put it on your vagina, turn it into a chalupa? or is that going too far.
kissmeimirish: yes
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright, thats fine, not everyone is into food play
ThE MaD CaNeR: so alright, after i ravage his butthole, what happens next? would you be cool with him doing you while I do him from behind?
ThE MaD CaNeR: or do you just want it to be 1 on 1, like take turns.
kissmeimirish: dont matter
ThE MaD CaNeR: you still there babe?
kissmeimirish: yea i'm here
ThE MaD CaNeR: you pullin my chain or what
kissmeimirish: no i'm not pullin ur chain..
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright
ThE MaD CaNeR: you just dont seem interested thats all, like youre just entertaining me by agreeing with all the scenerios i lay out for you
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright, i guess andrew and I will take our services elsewhere, theres a hot manager at mcdonalds who wants us, she said we can shove french fries in her butt and mush them all up in there with our dicks. i know its sick to you but thats the kinda shit we're into.
ThE MaD CaNeR: we would just do it straight up normal with you though but you dont seem like you're really down
kissmeimirish: i am
ThE MaD CaNeR: anything in particular youd want to do with us?
ThE MaD CaNeR: any fantasies?
kissmeimirish: not really.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: want to watch me lick my dogs butthole or something?
kissmeimirish: i already had my fanticy come true.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: which was?
kissmeimirish: 1 guy and 1 girl.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: Oooh
kissmeimirish: yup
ThE MaD CaNeR: Details details!
kissmeimirish: did u know i'm bi?
ThE MaD CaNeR: Yea, well, I know a couple bi girls.
kissmeimirish: o
ThE MaD CaNeR: Dawn is bi.
kissmeimirish: well i would give you details but that is a sore subjest..
kissmeimirish: oh really?>
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea
kisrmeimirish: wow
ThE MaD CaNeR: I saw her stick her entire arm in brooke's vagina, like literally
ThE MaD CaNeR: but yea, well, i could probably talk to dawn too if youd like, shes always down for chompin on some rug
kissmeimirish: lol
kissmeimirish: is andrew online now?
ThE MaD CaNeR: He just went to bed.
kissmeimirish: o ok
ThE MaD CaNeR: andrews and I have an ultimate fantasy that has yet to be fulfilled.
ThE MaD CaNeR: are you on the pill?
kissmeimirish: nope
ThE MaD CaNeR: ah fuck, well because our fantasy includes him jizzing in a girls vagina and her crouching over my face, letting it drip into my mouth
ThE MaD CaNeR: think we could use your butt instead or is that off limits?
kissmeimirish: idk... it depends on my mood and how i feel
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright. thats fine, i plan on having lots of everclear so hopefully youll be loose enough
ThE MaD CaNeR: so theres no chance of having tacos involved in this whatsoever?
ThE MaD CaNeR: maybe just like put a bean burrito in between your butt cheeks and have me eat it out from there without using my hands?
ThE MaD CaNeR: Hello?
kissmeimirish: nope sorry babe..
kissmeimirish: brb gonna go smoke..
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright well hold on
ThE MaD CaNeR: I think im gonna hit the sack.
kissmeimirish: ok
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright, ill talk to andrew, i know he'll be down for this.
ThE MaD CaNeR: good night
ThE MaD CaNeR: gonna say good night to me?
kissmeimirish: sorry i went out to smoke up quick.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: hehe thats bad for your lungs
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: you can get cancer from that shit, i had cancer you know
kissmeimirish: from pot?
ThE MaD CaNeR: no
ThE MaD CaNeR: testicular cancer, i have one ball now.
ThE MaD CaNeR: it fits great into various bodily orifices
kissmeimirish: o
ThE MaD CaNeR: yea
ThE MaD CaNeR: girls say its cute though
kissmeimirish: lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: youll see it soon enough if you play your cards right
kissmeimirish: i'm so fucked up right now.. lol
ThE MaD CaNeR: what are you on?
kissmeimirish: pot
ThE MaD CaNeR: ah
kissmeimirish: i said i just went outside to smoke up
ThE MaD CaNeR: ooh i thought it was cigs
ThE MaD CaNeR: want to send me a pic of your boobs or something
kissmeimirish wants to directly connect.
kissmeimirish is now directly connected.
kissmeimirish: u have to promise not to show anyone this ok??
ThE MaD CaNeR: I promise
Not Work Safe
www.midgetsrus.net/shelovestacos.JPG
ThE MaD CaNeR: Well, you weren't lying, you did lose some weight.
kissmeimirish: hehe thanks
ThE MaD CaNeR: alright im goin to bed.
kissmeimirish: k remember, don't show anyone ok?
ThE MaD CaNeR: you got it, I'm not even going to save it. no worries. night.
kissmeimirish: night
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Texas Dragon
Veteran XX
SuicideSnowman
Veteran XV
what the fuck
Bill Bellamy
Veteran XV
fix link plz
/|maverick|\
Veteran X
uh fuck, dude. cum on that shit and post it for TW.
