need legal advice on a sex for citizenship scam

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BadMoFo

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so here's what I want to do, and this is totally legal ok?

I want to set up a website that lets fat nerds (like all you fat faggots that post on tribalwar) to 'rent' a hot whore from like russia or something for a month and she will provide you with hot sex for one month but you have to marry her to give her citizenship in the US.

at the end of the month she gets a divorce, but sdont worry you are protected by an ironclad pre-nup

so she keeps her citizenship, you get hot whore sex and dont loose your ass.

everyone wins.

what I need is a way to at sometime attack the pentagon later.

any pointers tw lawyers?
 
go for it. sounds like a good plan that isn't illegal at all and won't get your phone tapped by the nsa.
 
pretty sure citizenship is more than just marriage. The marriage has to last a couple of years, I think.


Haven't looked it up, but I'm still kinda sure.
 
I know nothing about this crap as i am in a diff country and all that.

but doesn't marriage get you a green card and not citizenship? i.e resident alien.
 
hmm that might throw a wrench in my plans for fleecing fat nerds out of money.

maybe I should just have a giant lan in la with foam...
 
BadMoFo said:
hmm that might throw a wrench in my plans for fleecing fat nerds out of money.

maybe I should just have a giant lan in la with foam...
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why have the lan at all when you can just take their money?
 
BadMoFo said:
hmm that might throw a wrench in my plans for fleecing fat nerds out of money.

maybe I should just have a giant lan in la with foam...
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you still wont get any results :( :( :(
 
good point, maybe I can sell fat foam whores to fat fucking faggot morons like tribalblob that only get laid by their hands and then instruct them to kill that fat liberal tree hugging faggot and bring his inheritance to me...

then again that inheritance would be like 2 dolllars.
 
For a foreign woman to get a fiancee visa you need to visit her, she can't just hop on a plane.
 
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