we haven't had a good flame thread in awhile, so here it goes. (TW DRAMA)

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not_fraggle
03-02-2004, 07:47
so.. where did all of that tribalwar server donation money really go? (cliffs at end)

apparently, there was quite a bit of money left over from the $4000 server fund.

if you all remember, colosus posted a thread stating the exact amount that the new server was costing, and it was in the $2500 range.

so what happened to the rest of it?

well, normal people would assume that it was kept in the tribalwar server fund for the next monster upgrade.

normal people would be WRONG.

thanks to a tip from internet detective half the spy, officer fraggle was alerted to the fact that colosus had recently purchased a brand new laptop for his own private stash of hacker equipment.

when asked about said laptop, mr. dewald did not wither under pressure:


14:23:24 <Colosus> Sure thing. It is an ABS Computer Systems p4 2.4ghz, 512megs ram, Radeon 9600 Mobility

14:24:56 <Colosus> I bought it with half my money and half donations that were left over. Needed a portable system to do the cast from San Fran


so let me get this straight, people donate their hard earned money to help speed tribalwar up, and a month and a half later tribalwar is slower than ever, but colosus has his own little super hacker laptop, complete with a radeon 9600 and half a gig of ram?

but theres more.

if colosus actually did pay for half of the laptop out of his pocket, and he's a man of his word, so i'll assume he did... lets figure that laptop cost around $2000, when all was said and done. thats $1000 from the tw server fund.

for this press event in san fran, colosus flew out his internet girlfriend pixiedee, in a weak attempt to finally, after 23 years of rejection, get laid.

now, colosus claims that he paid for pixiedee's flight out of his own money.

colosus is unemployed.

so. essentially what happened was, because col spend his money on the ticket as opposed to the laptop, the tribalwar server fund money actually paid for pixiedee to fly out to san francisco and NOT have sex with colosus, because of course, his fat pasty white acne ridden ass was rejected irl, even by an internet female.

your hard earned money at work folks. aren't you glad detective fraggle is on the case to report back to y'all?

this should make for 20 interesting pages.

cliffs:

- extra tw server money ($1500)
- colosus pays for pixiedee's ticket to san fran
- colosus then claims he's broke and takes tw server money to buy himself super duper laptop
- extra tw server money paid in part for col's new laptop and in whole for pixiedee to fly out to sf, not have sex with col
- fraggle is incredibly sexy

buize
03-02-2004, 07:48
:rofl:
50 pages by midnight.

deimos
03-02-2004, 07:49
1st in this epic thead
edit: fck i knew it.

KGB_ate_myBread
03-02-2004, 07:49
He didn't get alcohol or roofies for PixieDee to work out for him

that sucks!

oh yea

FIRST PAGE BIZNATCHES!

Mojo616
03-02-2004, 07:50
wow.

Fitty
03-02-2004, 07:50
:dapopcorn

beast
03-02-2004, 07:52
hehe

SarcaStick
03-02-2004, 07:53
:dapopcorn

Stinkfist
03-02-2004, 07:53
The new server just went in place last week. It's the SQL server. I'm waiting on some things before I bring the new webserver (the old SQL server) online. Once that happens (sometime this week), the speeds should increase and be better.

Stinkfist
03-02-2004, 07:53
:dapopcorn
happy b-day man <3

BigWinky
03-02-2004, 07:53
1st page on this ****...

jerry
03-02-2004, 07:54
**** you colosus

i believed you *******

SarcaStick
03-02-2004, 07:56
happy b-day man <3
thx. same to you hehehe

Yankee
03-02-2004, 07:56
First page post for sale, contact poster...

Shagrath
03-02-2004, 07:57
:dapopcorn

FireStorm!
03-02-2004, 07:59
Justice For All


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

We Must Never Stop Fighting

Un Til This Problem Is Solved

Fight

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jerry
03-02-2004, 07:59
killf s

Xero
03-02-2004, 07:59
1st page in this epic thread

Slash
03-02-2004, 08:00
1'st page in this epic epicness.

beast
03-02-2004, 08:00
hehe