Original List of Random Quotes

From TribalWar

Random quotes from the titlebar, December 1999

Tribalwar.com: Just.... because

Tribalwar.com: Zero-X's cat's name is Norm

Tribalwar.com: Now with abundant Heavy lovin'

Tribalwar.com: we put the 'DUH' in vgz

Tribalwar.com: We came up with r33t... really

Tribalwar.com: Download Warpoints.. or Rayn will beat us

Tribalwar.com: We put the 'News' in 'Tribes'.... somewhere

Tribalwar.com: Because sometimes, You've just got to q0wn

Tribalwar.com: Now featuring llama pr0n

Tribalwar.com: We can't leave well enough alone

Tribalwar.com: Insert Funny Quote Here

Tribalwar.com: Shirts and shoes required

Tribalwar.com: We haven't seen the sun in 2 years

Tribalwar.com: Whuaaaazzzzzzuuuuuupppp?????

Tribalwar.com: Ooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Tribalwar.com: Welcome .. beware of ravenous wolves

Tribalwar.com: We're peer, and WE are the ones resetting you!

Tribalwar.com: Ratorasniki spelled backwards is Ikinsarotar

Tribalwar.com: Join #tribalwar for free cookies

Tribalwar.com: Type /join #tribalwar for unlimited ammo!

Tribalwar.com: Now available in over 50 flavours

Tribalwar.com: FREE BEER!!!!!

Tribalwar.com: More fun than a barrel of monkeys .. but not two

Tribalwar.com: Serving your addiction for over a hundreth of a century.

Tribalwar.com: Mocraw La'Birt.. french? no, just Backwards.

Tribalwar.com: Cows are funny.

Tribalwar.com: We have way too much free time.

Tribalwar.com: We shall smite thee.

Tribalwar.com: Stockpiling weapons for the bovine invasion since '72.

Tribalwar.com: Shazbot stinks.

Tribalwar.com: ph34r the cows.

Tribalwar.com: That's Motrin pain!

Tribalwar.com: The cows are coming ..

Tribalwar.com: Where you can hump Rayn's leg.

Tribalwar.com: not run by Gamespy commies.

Tribalwar.com: Releasing cheats to newbies since '68.

Tribalwar.com: Infested with Canadians.

Tribalwar.com: Check out our forums.. or we'll Break your legs!.

Tribalwar.com: We put all the bugs in Quake 3.

Tribalwar.com: moo.

Tribalwar.com: Crashing Internet Explorer since '99.

Tribalwar.com: Better then crack - costs less.

Tribalwar.com: OGL lite - Tastes great, less filling

Tribalwar.com: "WHERE'S THE LLAMA MEAT?"

Tribalwar.com: More people get their flames from tribalwar.com than anywhere else.

Tribalwar.com: Cause that was the only domain name not registered.

Tribalwar.com: w3 q0wnz j00!!

Tribalwar.com: Kills bugs dead!

Tribalwar.com: You're soakin' in it!

Tribalwar.com: Free beer here.

Tribalwar.com: Martha Stewart's shooting range.

Tribalwar.com: Quake sucks, let me count the ways...

Tribalwar.com: The Anti-Llama cometh.

Tribalwar.com: It's not your father's Oldsmobile.

Tribalwar.com: Where everybody knows your name... and flames you

Tribalwar.com: Billions and billions of bytes served.

Tribalwar.com: Where the r33t meet.

Tribalwar.com: No cover, no minimum.

Tribalwar.com: Open 24 hours, 7 days a week.

Tribalwar.com: Ready to go, waiting for passengers.

Tribalwar.com: Get thee down, be thou funky.

Tribalwar.com: Booyah, naked jet pilot!

Tribalwar.com: Past it's prime.

Tribalwar.com: Home of the FTA = Finely Tuned Athletes.

Tribalwar.com: Picture us without underwear if you're nervous.

Tribalwar.com: Today is Friday, unless it is not.

Tribalwar.com: Win do we when?

Tribalwar.com: One beat two beat three beat MORE!

Tribalwar.com: Imposter is a TK, Tab 2!

Tribalwar.com: Sometimes it just feels good.

Tribalwar.com: We'll never steal your scout.

Tribalwar.com: Cause you get tired of sex after a while.

Tribalwar.com: We're the guys voting to go to Scarabrae.

Tribalwar.com: We spent $3,000 on our computer and $30 on our girlfriend!

Tribalwar.com: Whatever you do, don't press the shiny red button.

Tribalwar.com: Don't annoy Tribekiller. He bites.

Tribalwar.com: You're not here right now.

Tribalwar.com: Get your free cheats here.

Tribalwar.com: Because the OGL is down.

Tribalwar.com: The choice of the Tribes generation.

Tribalwar.com: Duh!

Tribalwar.com: You're not in Kansas any more.

Tribalwar.com: Got forum?

Tribalwar.com: Picked #1 by egomaniacs everywhere.

Tribalwar.com: Because everywhere else is just a forum.

Tribalwar.com: The voice of annoying children everywhere!

Tribalwar.com: Because we make chalupas!

Tribalwar.com: Tribes and ... stuff.

Tribalwar.com: Home of the TTWC.

Tribalwar.com: Our demo archive is bigger than Dolly Parton's ... house.

Tribalwar.com: Imposter can buy beer.

Tribalwar.com: Hey Juji: Retreat!

Tribalwar.com: Remember kids, a mid-air mortar will fuck you up like nobody's business.

Tribalwar.com: Where more Americans get their news than any other ethnic group.

Tribalwar.com: Where shooting people in the face is encouraged.

Tribalwar.com: Drop shit on the bad guys.

Tribalwar.com: Cheaper than a $3 hooker.

Tribalwar.com: C'mon, we got tits in here.

Tribalwar.com: We've secretly replaced S3's weed With Folger's Crystals.

Tribalwar.com: Hey, what have you got to lose?

Tribalwar.com: Cause Quake sucks.

Tribalwar.com: You're not in Everquest anymore.

Tribalwar.com: You probably meant to go to Playboy.com

Tribalwar.com: You could be looking at porn right now.

Tribalwar.com: Rayn is supaseckzi.

Tribalwar.com: Was filmed before a live studio audience.

Tribalwar.com: Do not taunt the happy fun ball.

Tribalwar.com: Transmitido en Espanol en SAP.

Tribalwar.com: In Stereo (Where Available)

Tribalwar.com: Rated 'E' for everyone.

Tribalwar.com: Imposter is holding things up.

Tribalwar.com: Void where prohibited by law.

Tribalwar.com: Our flag is mined.

Tribalwar.com: Our mind is flagged.

Tribalwar.com: Shaping the leaders of tomorrow, but we'll deny that in court.

Tribalwar.com: More fun than an APC pickup.

Tribalwar.com: Contains small parts - not suitable for children under age 3.

Tribalwar.com: Demos, we get demos, we get lots and lots ...

Tribalwar.com: Yeah, we got that.

Tribalwar.com: We're not afraid to play naked.

Tribalwar.com: Over here!

Tribalwar.com: The only waypoint you'll ever need.

Tribalwar.com: Is that a 40 foot smiley-face in your pants, or ...

Tribalwar.com: It's Grrreat!!

Tribalwar.com: Get off your damned computer!

Tribalwar.com: Many will enter, few will win.

Tribalwar.com: Friends don't let friends play Renegades.

Tribalwar.com: Helping ugly people have sex since 1999.

Tribalwar.com: The other white meat.

Tribalwar.com: Bud Light I said!

Tribalwar.com: Just cap it.

Tribalwar.com: Fragging for a better tomorrow.

Tribalwar.com: Causing carpal-tunnel since 1999.

Tribalwar.com: When kicking the dog won't quite do it.

Tribalwar.com: Where else can you get your ass kicked by a 13 year old?

Tribalwar.com: Cause sometimes OGL can't get it up.

Tribalwar.com: You haven't been fucked like this since grade school.

Tribalwar.com: With a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels.

Tribalwar.com: Let me see that thong.

Tribalwar.com: You are not special.

Tribalwar.com: Coolio wuz here.

Tribalwar.com: Selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

Tribalwar.com: Knock knock, Neo.

Tribalwar.com: We don't need no steenking badgers.

Tribalwar.com: You complete us.

Tribalwar.com: I hate Illinois Nazis.

Tribalwar.com: Swallow between bites

Tribalwar.com: Becase there are wolves outside

Tribalwar.com: Don't MAKE me hurt you

Tribalwar.com: We know where you live.

Tribalwar.com: We're watching you. Right now.

Tribalwar.com: We won't tell your friends you know what r33t means

Tribalwar.com: Because it's 5am.

Tribalwar.com: Because When the planet fills up the population goes to WAR

Tribalwar.com: because being with your girlfriend involves getting out of your chair

Tribalwar.com: Free email at Tribaloutpost.com

Tribalwar.com: Please do not feed the animals

TribalWar.com: All it'll cost you is your SOUL

Tribalwar.com: Remain calm. All is well!

Tribalwar.com: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Tribalwar.com: Toga! Toga!

Tribalwar.com: This is our job, people.

Tribalwar.com: I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

Tribalwar.com: Now get dressed and come on over.

Tribalwar.com: I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Tribalwar.com: People say crazy sh** during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

Tribalwar.com: There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Tribalwar.com: I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics.

Tribalwar.com: No time for love, Dr. Jones.

Tribalwar.com: I know I'm your hero.

Tribalwar.com: Admit it, we're better than you are.

Tribalwar.com: Get used to disappointment.

Tribalwar.com: We're in a terrible rush.

Tribalwar.com: We'll never survive.

Tribalwar.com: As you wish.

Tribalwar.com: We are men of action.

Tribalwar.com: Think it'll work?

Tribalwar.com: Anybody want a peanut?

Tribalwar.com: Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!

Tribalwar.com: I can't talk about it anymore, it's giving me a headache.

Tribalwar.com: We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid.

Tribalwar.com: Yes, officer, is there something wrong?

Tribalwar.com: Have you seen this boy?

Tribalwar.com: So, what do you think?

Tribalwar.com: I think we should go now.

Tribalwar.com: He shoots, he scores!

Tribalwar.com: Game on.

Tribalwar.com: Young people making the most of life.

Tribalwar.com: No one wants to play with us.

Tribalwar.com: Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Tribalwar.com: Stop calling me baby.

Tribalwar.com: Honestly, it's not mine!!

Tribalwar.com: Hello, hello.

Tribalwar.com: Yes, please.

Tribalwar.com: You poor guys.

Tribalwar.com: Stop whining.

Tribalwar.com: There's absolutely no organic flowthrough.

Tribalwar.com: One big dark room.

Tribalwar.com: No, I will not make out with you!

Tribalwar.com: Any more brain busters?

Tribalwar.com: What? I can't hear you!

Tribalwar.com: That's correct.

Tribalwar.com: You will be risking your lives.

Tribalwar.com: You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield?

Tribalwar.com: Sell us your children.

Tribalwar.com: On a mission from God!

Tribalwar.com: What were we gonna do? Take away your only hope?

Tribalwar.com: Every man dies.

Tribalwar.com: That is something we shall have to remedy.

Tribalwar.com: You couldn't ignore us if you tried.

Tribalwar.com: Demented and sad, but social.

Tribalwar.com: Hey, it's an imperfect world.

Tribalwar.com: Gosh, you're cute.

Tribalwar.com: Back home, they put me in jail for what I'm doing.

Tribalwar.com: It's like a morality car wash.

Tribalwar.com: Pressing charges? We get that a lot.

Tribalwar.com: Come on man.

Tribalwar.com: We're people who know people.

Tribalwar.com: Peanuts! Get your peanuts here!

Tribalwar.com: Still loading.

Tribalwar.com: We dont have syphilis .. anymore.

Tribalwar.com: Fire to spawn.

Tribalwar.com: Maximize.

Tribalwar.com: Going overdrive.

Tribalwar.com: Apply only to affected area.

Tribalwar.com: May be too intense for some viewers.

Tribalwar.com: For recreational use only.

Tribalwar.com: All models over 18 years of age.

Tribalwar.com: Use of this product may be hazardous to your health.

Tribalwar.com: Subject to change without notice.

Tribalwar.com: One size fits all.

Tribalwar.com: Avoid contact with skin.

Tribalwar.com: Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.

Tribalwar.com: Sanitized for your protection.

Tribalwar.com: Consult a physician if symptoms persist.

Tribalwar.com: Do not stand on top step.

Tribalwar.com: Because you have too get bored of the discovery channel eventually.

Tribalwar.com: The only site not yet owned by microsoft.

Tribalwar.com: The only gaming site not yet owned by Gamespy.

Tribalwar.com: We care! just not about you.

Tribalwar.com: For the last time! we have no animal porn!

Tribalwar.com: Because you have no life.

Tribalwar.com: Dogs like us, people love us!

Tribalwar.com: There can be only one.

Tribalwar.com: Making John Romero our bitch... every single day.

Tribalwar.com: Where else can you get SHIVA ?

Tribalwar.com: We use jump.cs

Tribalwar.com: Llamapr0n.com was down.

Tribalwar.com: I don't know.

Tribalwar.com: Stop humping the laser.

Tribalwar.com: How'd you get here?!

Tribalwar.com: exec("autoaim.cs");

Tribalwar.com: And then some.

Tribalwar.com: How'd that feel?

Tribalwar.com: Well, lahdee freakin dah!

Tribalwar.com: Yes, we get laid from this.

Tribalwar.com: Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!

Tribalwar.com: Our orders are to kick ass.

Tribalwar.com: Hail to the King, baby.

Tribalwar.com: Do I smell a newbie?!

Tribalwar.com: We're dealing with a very sick puppy here.

Tribalwar.com: Home of the 1000-post threads

Tribalwar.com: owned by a single man with his finger on the button

Tribalwar.com: We've discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch

Tribalwar.com: Make a move and the bunny gets it!

Tribalwar.com: Roadkill on the information superhighway.

Tribalwar.com: Don't run, we are your friends.

Tribalwar.com: Forward this link to 50 people and you will have good luck!

Tribalwar.com: Nothing to see here. Move along.

Tribalwar.com: The tingle means it's working.

Tribalwar.com: Because Rayn's a hottie.

Tribalwar.com: Hell, why not?

Tribalwar.com: Well, what did you expect?

Tribalwar.com: Feel the force.

Tribalwar.com: I am your father.

Tribalwar.com: We're doomed.

Tribalwar.com: R2D2, it is you, It Is You!

Tribalwar.com: Specializing in human-cyborg relations.

Tribalwar.com: Help us, ObiWan Kenobe, you're our only hope!

Tribalwar.com: Stretch out with your feelings.

Tribalwar.com: That's no moon, that's a space station.

Tribalwar.com: I have a very bad feeling about this.

Tribalwar.com: We're here to rescue you.

Tribalwar.com: R2 says the chances of survival are 725 ... to one.

Tribalwar.com: I'd rather kiss a Wookie.

Tribalwar.com: Prepare your men.

Tribalwar.com: Asteroids do not concern us.

Tribalwar.com: We have our moments.

Tribalwar.com: Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.

Tribalwar.com: We care ... just not about you.

Tribalwar.com: If you came here because OGL was down click the X in the upper right corner.

Tribalwar.com: For the last time! we have no animal porn!

Tribalwar.com: I'll ride in the LPC while Jim wrestles our flag from that group of heavies.

Tribalwar.com: There is no...well...there's one "i" in TribalWar, but it's not really that important.

Tribalwar.com: Ve haff vays of making joo talk.

Tribalwar.com: Ground zero for misspent youth.

Tribalwar.com: Australian for beer.

Tribalwar.com: Because we care.

Tribalwar.com: I cannot teach him.

Tribalwar.com: Beware the Dark Side.

Tribalwar.com: Only different in your mind.

Tribalwar.com: This is a dangerous time for you.

Tribalwar.com: It is you and your abilities the Emperor wants.

Tribalwar.com: You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.

Tribalwar.com: Echoota!

Tribalwar.com: You truly belong here with us among the clouds.

Tribalwar.com: What have you done?

Tribalwar.com: I'm backwards, you filthy furball!

Tribalwar.com: He's no good to me dead.

Tribalwar.com: You are not a Jedi yet, my son.

Tribalwar.com: Impressive ... most impressive.

Tribalwar.com: ObiWan has taught you well.

Tribalwar.com: If we told you half the things we've heard...

Tribalwar.com: You're a feisty little one.

Tribalwar.com: You'll soon learn some respect.

Tribalwar.com: Fearless and inventive.

Tribalwar.com: You have to relax for a moment.

Tribalwar.com: You can either profit by us or be destroyed.

Tribalwar.com: Do not underestimate our powers.

Tribalwar.com: When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not.

Tribalwar.com: The way of the Force.

Tribalwar.com: You cannot escape your destiny.

Tribalwar.com: You want this, don't you?

Tribalwar.com: Give in to your hunger.

Tribalwar.com: With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

Tribalwar.com: Your thoughts betray you.

Tribalwar.com: Young fool.

Tribalwar.com: If you do not turn, you will be destroyed.