NoGodForMe
From TribalWar
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About
Aka "Denim Dan," a middle-aged man who holds an affinity for jorts and has a tendency to unintentionally derail threads by sharing his comically asinine left-field opinions. For some unknown reason, he hosts pictures of himself and, even worse, his family that often lead to creepy threads about his daughter.
Enjoys rollercoasters and racism. Hates minorities and liberals.
Often heralded as the most entertaining currently active poster.
Hos
NoGodForMe dislikes "hos" and blames them for many of life's problems. He particularly distrusts black women, and believes all black mothers call their daughters "Princess." Although he divorced his wife because she cheated on him repeatedly, they have since remarried and he currently wears her name on a necklace[1] although he constantly complains about her. NoGodForMe believes that, like his wife, all women are money-grubbing whores. He deals with this by immediately caving in to his wife and daughter's demands for goods and services. NoGodForMe is completely against the institution of marriage, and will repeatedly warn the younger posters not to make the same mistake that he, and most of the world, made.
- "The blacks may date the white man because of the money, but they can't keep them. Why? Because their mommas call their daughters "Princess" and the black hos want to be treated like queens." [2]
- "Hos will do anything at a young age to impress. When they're divorced and ugly, they stop sucking dick. This is why they're alone without a man. Most of you kiddies haven't seen this yet. As women get older, they turn ugly, bitchy." [3]
- "Hos initiate this shit [physical abuse] most of the time. They get up in the guys face and start hitting. Then when the guy goes to defend, the ho calls the cops. It usually leads to wrestling the ho to the ground, but the guy can get in trouble. Here's the big thing to avoid. Do not leave ANY marks on the ho. If you do that and she can show it to the cops, you're going to jail."
- "1 year is nothing. My ho left me for 4 years then came back. During that time both of us had two serious relationships that lasted about a year each. Meaning she was with a dude who wanted to marry her, broke it off, went on to someone else, and broke it off. Same thing with me, I was with someone for 8 months, it fizzled, then found another for 8 months. There were a few flings in there that lasted a couple months that were more friends type stuff. But the total time apart was 4 years."
Chuck
NoGodForMe also tells tales of his mystical friend Chuck who has "the look" and thus can attract women with ease. NoGodForMe theorizes that Tribalwar poster Akuma also has "the look." Some quotes about Chuck from NGFM:
- "I had a cube buddy with pretty boy looks. He could go to the bar and get laid EVERY night. Sound familiar? A long time ago we used to go to the bar for happy hour on a Friday. I got there half an hour early, no one was sitting near me, girls would glance over then look away. Then Chuck shows up and within 10 minutes he's the life of the party. A chick on the other side of the bar walks over and sits next to us."
- "Chuck is/was also short. I have a picture of him at home I'll have to post, don't have it here with me now. He was 5'4" or something like that, didn't matter. It's in the eyes ok? Akuma's eyes have "the look" just like Chuck. I'm just pointing this out so people know the stories are true, I'm not jealous. Chuck would tell friends to wait and let the girls come to them. Well yeah, when you have the look it's automatic."
- "Chuck. Could get laid any time he wanted. Told me similar stories that Akuma does here. Fell for a Columbian and got married. His cube was next to mine, so he'd talk to me in the morning. Sometimes he didn't get home until 5am and came to work at 8am."
Sports
NoGodForMe believes that Americans are only interested in watching other Americans play sports. He believes that all American sports are dominated by foreigners, except football.
- "Americans only care about Football, period. Nascar and UFC are up there. That's because these sports still have Americans in them. Baseball = Spicks, every name ends in Z. Hockey = Foreign Fucks. Basketball = Foreign Fucks. That's why the ratings of those sports are way down." [4]
RickRolling
- "'The term RickRoll has a catchy ring to it. That's why people love to say it. Otherwise no one would give a crap about the video. Especially when it's said in the past tense, like RockRolled. Could almost be abbreviated as Rolled and then it would be the same thing as Owned. You got Rolled."
Advice
What to do if you're dragged to a party you don't want to go to:
- "Take a few wet rags, Armor, dry towels, portable vacuum, and completely detail your car while you're over there. Show up at the party, say you're going to make a phone call, and clean out the inside of the car. That's where you wipe down all surfaces getting rid of dust. Bring a portable tire inflater and check your tires. Check all fluids and see what services need to be scheduled, like getting a new battery. Sounds like corny shit, but a dead battery is no fun during the week when you're trying to get to work. I'm taking my iPhone to the horse show. At least I can surf TW while waiting."
On the Code of the Blacks:
- "The reason why the people at the window didn't care, is because blacks don't tell on blacks, it's the code. The McDonalds people didn't care because to them it's like dropped food. It's not like anyone is counting the exact amount of food that's being given out versus the money coming in. The expect some mistakes. For the McDonalds or anyone to pursue this, would involve filing a police report, and at that point it's a he said/she said thing. Blacks don't count on the cops for anything, just ask OJ."
How to get an ex to take you back:
- "If the previous BF is not ready to take you back, it means he's enjoying the chick he's with, probably just met her and likes the sex. You'll have to wait until things fizzle, then show up all the time and just be there."
