Mafia
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The greatest channel on Tribalwar IRC. Originally just a venue for TW IRC users to play IRC Mafia, the channel has since become its own community. Although playing mafia is still the most common activity, the users often participate in e-shenanigans outside of #mafia.
#Mafia was founded by Cornlaw, and the mafia bot was entirely coded by him.
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UNDISPUTED KING OF #MAFIA
BOOBS aka BOBOS (as started by Goshin)
History
The Purging of Triple
Triple used to play mafia, but became increasingly upset when he continued to get lynched or shot on the first day of every game. Eventually he proclaimed that he was done with mafia forever and left the channel. The next day, he made a thread stating he was leaving TribalWar forever. He has since returned to both, although with much less frequency than in the past.
The Reign of Pocket
On March 25th, 2008, Tribalwar IRC moved to a new host. This caused all registered nicks and channels to be purged. The first person back to #mafia was pocket`, and he hastily registered the channel in his own name, preventing the mafia bot from running. After giving all the previous operators ops, he proceeded to rule the channel with an iron fist.
Shortly after, Colosus used his vast powers to force pocket` to relinquish the channel, and gave it back to its rightful owner, Cornlaw.
The Griefing of blazindave
After being lynched first day for his entire life, he griefed and left #mafia and #tribalwar forever.
The Rule of opsayo
Although he is the most dashing and skilled player in #mafia, opsayo has another claim to fame. After being the first to hit 500 games, he was given a commemorative ops by Celios. He then used this power to kick/ban every single person in #mafia. A record of this event lies below.
Mafia Pimpest Plays
[13:22] <Celios> dyno im eb, didnt use mine on u yesteRDAY eithar. so we have a guaranteed townie in last rnd [13:23] <Celios> goot luCK [13:23] <Dyno> ok [13:24] <Celios> !time [13:24] <boobs> Night 2 ends in 5secs [13:24] <Celios> IM ACTUALLY BOMB, DICK IS PROBABLY EB. MAC IS MAF [13:24] <boobs> Celios (Bomb) has been killed [13:24] <boobs> Celios exploded, killing Mac (Mafia Goon)! [13:24] <boobs> The Town has eliminated all threats! [13:24] <boobs> Living players (2): Dyno(Single-Shot Vigilante) Dick_Justice(Elite Bodyguard)
OPSAYO GRIEFED AGAIN LMFAO
[00:56] <@Celios> !vote opsayo [00:56] <@boobs> Current votes: opsayo(1:Celios) [00:56] <@Greedo> i dun trust a word that u type [00:56] <vortex> no one does lol [00:56] <opsayo> unvote [00:57] <opsayo> you guys are bad at this game [00:57] <opsayo> seriously [00:57] <Mac> hurry up fuckers [00:57] <risk> !vote opsayo [00:57] <@Celios> !unvote [00:57] <@boobs> Hammer is 1 vote away! [00:57] <@boobs> Current votes: opsayo(2:Celios risk) [00:57] <@boobs> Current votes: opsayo(1:risk) [00:57] <vortex> !vote opsayo [00:57] <@boobs> Hammer is 1 vote away! [00:57] <@boobs> Current votes: opsayo(2:risk vortex) [00:57] <@Celios> LOLL [00:57] <opsayo> ROFL [00:57] <risk> LOL [00:57] <risk> ROFL [00:57] <@Celios> LOLL [00:57] <@Celios> LOLL [00:57] <@Celios> LOLL [00:57] <@Celios> LOLL [00:57] <@Greedo> !vote opsayo [00:57] <@boobs> Current votes: opsayo(3:risk vortex Greedo) [00:57] <risk> GRIEFED [00:57] <opsayo> GREEDO [00:57] <opsayo> WHAT [00:57] <opsayo> THE [00:57] <risk> GRIEFED [00:57] <@boobs> opsayo slowly backpedaled as the raging crowd approached. [00:57] <vortex> OH MAN THAT WAS THE WORST TIMING IN THE HISTORY OF GOD [00:57] <opsayo> FUCK [00:57] <vortex> LOL GREDO [00:57] <opsayo> ARE [00:57] <@Celios> BOB [00:57] <opsayo> YOU [00:57] <@Celios> WHAT [00:57] <risk> LOLOLOL [00:57] <opsayo> DOING [00:57] <vortex> aHDFDSHDFGHESFHGADFHs [00:57] <opsayo> GREED [00:57] <@Celios> THE FUCK [00:57] <@Celios> THE FUCK [00:57] <risk> LOLOLOL [00:57] <@Celios> THE FUCK [00:57] <@boobs> "Let's end this already!", Greedo shouted, slipping the noose over the victim's neck. [00:57] <@Celios> THE FUCK [00:57] <@Celios> THE FUCK [00:57] <opsayo> OWHAT [00:57] <@Celios> THE FUCK [00:57] <@Celios> THE FUCK [00:57] <risk> ROFL [00:57] <opsayo> THE [00:57] <@Celios> THE FUCK [00:57] <@Celios> THE FUCK [00:57] <opsayo> FUCK [00:57] <risk> ROFL [00:57] <opsayo> ARE [00:57] <risk> ROFL [00:57] <risk> ROFL [00:57] <opsayo> YOU [00:57] <opsayo> DOING [00:57] <vortex> AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH [00:57] <opsayo> GREEDO [00:57] <@boobs> As the rope tightened, opsayo collected a final breath, shouting... [00:57] <vortex> AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH [00:57] <vortex> AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH [00:57] <risk> hahahahaha [00:57] <@boobs> WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN SCUM??? [00:57] <risk> hahahahhahahahhaah [00:57] <vortex> OGH MAN [00:57] <risk> hahahahahhaha [00:57] <vortex> sFHASDFASHDHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA [00:57] <vortex> AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH [00:57] <@boobs> opsayo (Military Bot - Bulletproof Townie) has been lynched! [00:57] <@boobs> "It Is Better To Reign In Hell Than To Serve In Heaven" - John Milton, Paradise Lost [00:57] <@boobs> Living players (4): Celios(Cleaner Bot - Vanilla Townie) vortex(Bob Page - MJ12 Don) risk(MJ12 Agent) Greedo(Cleaner Bot - Vanilla Townie) [00:57] <@boobs> Dead players (3): rathbone(JC Denton - Watcher) Mac(Tracer Tong - Jailer) opsayo(Military Bot - Bulletproof Townie) [00:57] <@boobs> The game has ended in a Majestic 12 victory
Notable Quotes
[20:58] <@Juke> guys [20:58] <@Juke> i'm not getting PMs [20:58] <@Juke> 4 admin 2008 [20:58] <@Juke> you get two votes [20:59] <@Juke> and if you vote for opsayo your other vote doesn't count
Vital Player Information
opsayo
Sucks dicks and rigs mafia games. Always claims faggot, regardless of role. What a cop.
tsu
Gives out cheats to popular players.
pocket`
Fuck. this. guy.
#mafia Power Rankings
After being encouraged by dyno and shoecream (so blame them), spokes attempted to order a list of #mafia players from best to worst. In this way he hoped to create mad drama. if you think you're in the wrong place on the list, suck my dick :D
