Kurayami
From TribalWar
Kurayami also known as Kura likes planes, cooking, penis, hiking mountains alone, and picking e-fights on TW. If you've ever done anything stupid, it is noted and cataloged in a Dewey Decimaled archive he maintains in his home. There's at least one thread on the front page with "Kurayami" in the topic at all times. Kura was also the "winner" of a recent ban poll. Though his accomplishments are many, one thing still eludes him: Vagina. He does contend that he has actually had sex, but no one believes him."I had sex before most of this forum (virgins/nerds,) so Xcursion is in good company."
Kurayami has the highest post count of any Tribalwar member.
Although he maintains a rolodex of things to insult people with, many of the 'facts' he states are either derivations of semi-true stories, or just flat out lies he repeats to entertain himself. Through the years its been made quite obvious he has no actual life, other than insulting people on Tribalwar repeatedly, hiking alone, and taking poorly setup pictures.
Frequent attempts to bring him to a LAN event (even going so far as to offer to cover his expenses) have brought excuses and ultimately he has never shown up. Many believe this proves more about what a 'cool guy' he is than anything (read: loser who is afraid of people in real life.)
Kurayami also appears to have a disdain for people who are successful in life. He'll frequently make off hand comments about other posters' wealth or their parent's wealth.
P.S. I realize that 90% of everything I post is negative, but that's just my way of saying I love you while simultaneously protecting myself if those feelings are not reciprocated.
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Military Hobbyist
Kurayami feels he is a subject matter expert in most military history, all fight/flight sims, and most wargames worth playing. According to Kura, he has taken six years of karate and been in fights.
Acne
Kurayami has never had acne in his life.
- "Then you're seeing things. I've never had acne in my life."
Emo
Kurayami hates everything that is emo and often uses it as a degrading insult. This might be linked to his brother being an emo faggot who dyes his hair.
- "My brother dyes his hair. Then again, my brother is an emo faggot."
Kura Trivia
- Fact: Kurayami does NOT like to cook with basil.
- Fact: Kurayami may or may not have a girlfriend.
- Fact: Kurayami may or may not have had (butt) sex.
Kura as Admin
On September 14th, 2007 Kura was made an admin temporarily by Rayn to deflect attention away from forum drama created by banning Nigafool in a wag-the-dog move.
See: General Kurayami
