Fancy Cat

From TribalWar

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FancyCat, aka Fancy Jap, was Tribalwar's most notable naval aviator. Known for his crazy party antics and amazing karaoke skills, Fancy Cat had been entertaining Tribalwar for years. While his posting style was often AkumAesque in nature, it came across as a veritable milieu of social decadence, rather than the bloglike manner of the aforementioned AkumA. The two of them, however, are great friends and are often found in one another's company. No doubt that when such an alignment occurs, the panties of a thousand Myspace hoochies burn under the gaze of their smoldering good looks.

It isn't just gorgeous women who obsess over Fancy Cat either. At the final UVALAN, otherwise known as "The Ocho", it was widely observed that Fancy Cat had a following of nerdly, absurdly pale men following him daily. Dubbed "The Fancy Train", a reference no doubt to AkumA's "Tard Wagon", Fancy Cat was relentlessly pursued by antisocial losers, praying for a glimpse of the shining glory that he bestows upon his faithful followers.

Also, Fancy Cat enjoys having sexual relations with anything resembling the feeling of a warm bucket of water.

In September 2007, Fancy Cat began life anew in the nation of Japan. The first Asian female he slept with was an American girl from Houston, Texas who wore a pink wig. At this point in time, we are unsure of any male relations - but it's cool because as long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay. Fancy Jap returned from Japan in March 2008, and was henceforth known as Fancy Cat.

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Currently

Shortly after his return from Japan Fancy Cat left Tribalwar for good, citing fear of real life consequences from online posts. This was sparked during an altercation between AkumA and LouCypher, where AkumA accused LouCypher of leaving him a threatening voice-mail.

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